Why do little boys whine? Why do 10% of men go to Heaven? Why do men like smart women? How do men define a 50/50 relationship? How do men exercise on the beach? How does a man so he's planning for the future? How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why were men created first? What do you call a man with half a brain? What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? What should you give a man who has everything? What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent man? Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners? What did God say when he created men? Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
Because they're practicing to be men.
Because if they all went, it would be Hell
Opposites attract
We cook-they eat, we clean-they dirty, we iron-they wrinkle
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
He buys two cases of beer instead of one
ONE- He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him
You learn your mistakes the first time
Gifted
Exchange him
A woman to show him how to work it
Put the remote between his toes
Bigfoot's been spotted a few times
So men can understand them
I can do so much better
To stop the snoring before it starts.
