What the hell are you wearing, man?
*in the voice of the one and only fashion guru, nick gene carter*
Hey ya'll!
Ah'm so glad that NinasFeet fahnally gave me mah own page!
So, here, Ah'monna tell ya'll my expertyse advahse on dressin'!
They all tellin' me that Ah'm a Fashion Guru.
Well, Ah don't know bout dat...
But Ah guess Ah dress pretty damn...er...darn extraterestially...what Girl? Oh, sorry...extraordinarily...yeah, dat's what Ah meant...
In dis section, Am'onna show you what is basically is in mah closet...
Or when Ah'm on the road, whas in mah phat Adidas duffel bag.
AJ taught me bout dese wifebeater thangs.
They're comfy and Ah don't have to wash 'em all dat much.
You can't see dis chick who's attached to me in dis pic cause she was a 'ho that was just botherin' me, but Ah didn't have da balls to tell her to leave me alone. So, Ah let her hang out wit me on mah bus. She likes dis shirt.
So do Ah.
Dis here is one of mah faves, ya'll!
Ain't Ah...it...phat?
It remahnds me of when Ah was at dat Dentist who introduced me to Mandy...uh...Willa...he always made me do dat...haha
Ah don't havta wash dis one very often neither! Dat Rocks!
Mah homie ZXIBIT, Ah mean BIXIBIT, no wait, TIZBIXIT? No, dat ain't it...SHIHHHH...Ah mean Shoot!
Wait, Ah got it! X-IB-IT! Whoo! *does little (or rather big) ass shaking dance*
Dis is absolutively mah favorite.
Sometahms it stinks a little cause Ah don't wash it.
What Girl? Oh, it smells a bit lahk kitty littah...yeah, da actual littah, not the shihhh...Ah mean poop.
Ah like sweatshirts wit hoods.
Ah also love khakis dat are like 5 sahzes too big for me.
Dat way you can't see mah big ghetto bootay!
What Girl? You can see it anywayz? Aw Shit! I mean Shoot... I thought you couldn't see it...Drats! Foiled again!
Oh well, at least Ah don't have to wash these khakis very often.
Sometahms dey scare me dough...It's totally scary when dey stand up theyselves...
Dis is just one of mah T-shirts in which Ah have removed da sleeves.
Dese are comfy and no one cares if'n dey smell cause dey just look all raggedy and stuff.
Plus, Ah can show off mah phat tattoos and shit....I mean shoot, no wait, I mean stuff...yeah.
Ya'll should ALWAYS wear a helmet when riding a mini motor scooter.
When Ah was just a kid, Ah rode a non motor one and Ah fell off and hit mah head.*now that should teach us*
Dis outfit is me in mah fahnest!
I even washed mah khakis specially for the evasion...I mean occasion.
Disney wanted to pick dis outfit out for me, but Ah tode 'em NO WAY JOSE! Ya'llonna let me choose dis one. Dey hemmed and hawed, but I tode 'em I wouldn't do da show if dey didn't let me choose mah outfits, so...
Dis shirt remahnds me of the Ocean, in which I feel Ah am one wif. We should all save the Ocean, ya know what I mean?
Cause if we didn't save it, there's, ya know, be no place to take mah boat out on.
And while we're at it, we should ban war.
Ah like dis shirt so much I wash it every week or so...actually that bitchy wardrobe lady washes it.
I don't know whah she always runs away when I bring her stuff...hmmm...maybe she's jealous of mah fantasmic fashion sensicals!
Dis here is mah Trench Coat. Ah have lots of dem.
Dey also hahd mah ghetto bootay.
What Girl? Whah does you hate dese coats? Whah you lahk mah ass? You crazy, Girl!
Also, Ah just got dis cool new T-shirt. Now, Ah'monna wear it on all mah TV appearances cause da guys in BIK will lahk it.
Oh, by da way, please check out the new group Ah'm managin', Born Into Kaos. They rock even if dey don't sing Take Away the Pain no more.
Ah love yellow!
Look at me wearin' dese white hoodies. Ah have a secret for ya'll...
Dere all da same one!
Dese look really cool, dontcha'll think?
Well, dat's about all da time we have today. Ah knew ya'll would aprecamate mah comin' here and sharin' some of mah infinite wisdom wif ya'll 'bout how ta dress and stuff. Check back soon, for Kid Nicky's advahse on how NOT ta dress. Yeah, believe it or not, Ah sometahms am not da guru ya'll fink I am. Til dat day, PEACE. *double kiss to the peace sign -- turns away*
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