Abnormality

I had never thought myself to be
Stranger than the average Joe
But there was a feeling inside of me
Stranger than you'll ever know.

The feeling in itself was fine
"Normal" girls all feel the same
It was the object of my affection
On which this abnormality I blame

All men and beasts we know of today
May try to compete but can't;
For nothing could ever capture my heart
Quite like a pink elephant.