First off...
Pro is the opposite of con.
Then progress is the opposite of congress.
Then constitution is the opposite of prostitution.
Then prostitutional is the opposite of constitutional.
So unconstitutional is prostitutional and prostitution is unconstitutional.
Furthermore...
Learning brings knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Therefore...
The nation's school systems are looking to corrupt youth.
This corruption brings youth further from ignorance.
Ignorance is bliss.
So...
The nation's school systems are drawing their youth from their inalienable rights of Life, Liberty and the Persuit of Happiness.
That is unconstitutional.
Therefore...
Every member of the nation's school systems can be arrested for prostitution.
But...
Pro means good and con means bad.
So prostitution is good and constitution is bad.
Then the way that American government functions is bad.
American government is the opposite of Communist government.
So Communism is good.
However...
If communism and prostitution are both opposites of the same thing (Constitutional government), they must be synonyms.
That means Communism = prostitution.
Therefore all Communists are prostitutes and all prostitutes are Communist.
But...
Most prostitutes and their clients use condoms.
The "con" in condom and the "pro" in prostitute cancel each other out.
Therefore prostitutes can not use condoms. They must use the opposite of condom.
Prodom is the opposite of condom.
Since condoms are birth control, prodems must be birth promotion.
Therefore all prostitutes have many children.
Also...
Parents raise their children to their beliefs.
If all of the parents are prostitutes and Communists, there is a whole generation of skanky little Communists running about. These Communist children will grow to be the world's leaders.
Therefore...