I dreamed that my horse had wings and
could fly,
I jumped on my horse and rode the sky.
The man in the moon was out that night,
He laughed long and loud when I pranced
into sight.

There was a little turle.
He lived in a box.
He swam in a puddle.
He climbed on the rocks.
He snapped at a mosquito.
He snapped at a flea.
He snapped at a minnow.
And he snapped at me.
He caught the mosquito.
He caught the flea.
He caught the minnow.
But he didn't catch me.

  A hungry fox one day did spy,
Some nice ripe grapes that hung so high,
And as they hung they seemed to say,
"If you can fetch me down you may."
The Fox his patience nearly lost,
With expectations baulked and crossed,
He licked his lips for near an hour,
Till he found the prize beyond his power,
Then he went, and swore the grapes were sour!

The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.

My sweethear's a mule in the mines,
I drive her without reins or lines,
On the bumper I sit,
I chew and I spit
All over my sweetheart's behind.