Joe's Transcript of the KTU interview(4/3/01)

All Credit for this goes to Gina Cabrera

Joey McIntyre Interview Transcript WKTU 103.5FM - The Beat of New York - The New KTU! Around 8:00am - Michelle says " Look!! Look who's in the hallway!".....pause....."It's Joey Mcintyre... Whom *I'LL* be talking to later on the show" Then around 8:15am..... Goomba Johnny: Everybody's it's JOEY! Joe: WOW! GJ: You might remember him from New Kids On The Block and... Joe: Eh... hey! GJ: And the Joey McIntyre show! And.... -[laughter]- GJ: Um... what else did you do? Joe: Uhhh.....uh.... Michelle Vissage: (sp?): I think he guest hosted Say What Kareoke The Finals? Joe: Yeah... and some day they'll say... "That kid right there.... he can write a song!" -[laughter&applause]- Joe: Some... The few.... There's a few lucky ones that know that, but for now I'm just 'That Kid'..... But anyways - it's good to be her man! Hi everybody!! MV: Hey Joey! Joe: I love you guys! It's good to be back! GJ: *laughing* You look like you just came off a bender! Joe: Hey! GJ: Look at you! Joe: Hey... little bit... *little* bit! OK? MV: His a young, single guy - in Manhattan! Joe: It was a very little one, though MV: He's got cute dimples... ish.... he's adorable! Joe: So... What is this? What is this 'Joke thing'? MV: *laughs* GJ: Alright! Alright Joey you are the -- thank you for calling it a "joke THING"-- Joe: Ok... it's a "joke thaaang!" GJ: Joke thang... *laughs* Joe: Yeah... that's gonna be a new KTU catch phrase: "it's a joke thang!" MV: Yes! GJ: And you're gonna be... You're gonna be the guest host today! Joe: Sorry (he apologizes because he's joking around while Goomba Johnny's trying to explain to him what the "joke thing" is about!) GJ: That's ok... We have two listeners and they tell jokes.. and they compete against eachother for lovely prices, which we'll find out later what they are! And let's.... MV: *laughs... ridiculously* (she gets all giddy when Joe's in the studio...lol) Does that mean you don't know what they are??? GJ: Oh *I* Do MV: Oh OK... right GJ: I do! I do... Uh.. the price today is uh... tickets to "Six Goombas..." uh.... "Six Goombas & a Wannabe" MV: Oh sure! *claps* Other DJ (DJ2): The new *comedy* "Six Goombas & A Wannabe" GJ: Yup.. The Off-Broadway smash! And they uh... They all qualify for the finals and they uh... they compete for a blender! *blender sounds* DJ2: *THIS* blender! GJ: This blender right here! Joe: Compete for a bender or a blender?? GJ & DJ2: BLENDER!! Joe: Oh ok..... 'Cause I'm about.... I'ma start telling some jokes! MV: bleeender... *laughs* Joe: *laughing* ohhh god... GJ: Let's go to line 6, where we're going to meet Terrab, from Yonkers! Terrab are you there? Terrab: Yes! I am there! (has very heavy Pakistanian accent)... -tells joke- GJ: Ok hang on the line.... Joe: Do you guys talk to alot of Pakistanians 'cause I didn't understand ONE word he said! Judy: You didn't uinderstand that.... MV: *laughs* Judy: Joey!! GJ: Well, you know Joey, alot of people say that about your Boston accent Joe: Yeah... that's true... that's true.... I guess it's travelling alot of camps... GJ: You know Joe: You know.... it's when you get into the groove of Pakistanian rhytms! GJ: New York is a collection... It's a... It's a melting pot MV: Yes Joe: True MV: All he said was.... GJ: People from all around the world... see? (here Goomba played a little bit of a Pakistanian praising the station) Joe: Aaahhhh... Wow... Ok... GJ: There you go! Joe: There you go! GJ: There you go..... Now... We're going to meet Jackie from Tosh River (sp?)... Jackie, are you there? Jackie: Yeah!! GJ: How are you Jackie? Jackie: I'm doing good! GJ: Saying hello to Joey McIntyre Jackie: I Joey! I used to listen to you *all* the time! Joe: Thank you! Jackie: Guess what guys.... I have a Pakistanian in my car! (Here Goomba Johnny asks her to put the guy on the phone, but the guy talks like an american so they don't really make fun... Then Jackie's back on the phone and she tells her joke [about a blow job] to compete against Terrab's joke) -[claps and laughter]- Joe: Bravo! Bravo! GJ: Mr. McIntyre... Your vote please? Joe: Oh... I'm with Jackie all the way! Jackie: *screams* GJ: That doesn't mean you won, ma'am! MV: *laughs* (GJ puts Jackie on hold and tells Terrab on the other line that his joke was good but that he didn't win - gets back on the line with Jackie and tells her she's the winner and what she won) DJ2: ....Stick around because I think Joey McIntyre's stickin' around! MV: Yes! He's gonna stick around talking to me, in "The Scoop" - next on KTU! ---- commercials ---- MV: 8:31... Good morning everybody! It's Tuesday April 3rd and joining us... is Joey McIntyre!Welcome, Joey!! - [applause] - Joe: Wow! Uh.... Uh.... Nice! MV: Now you gotta a new song! Joe: I'll be helping out with the scoop! MV: Yes! Joe: Yes! MV: New York City Girls! Joe: Well... This is... My album - my new album is coming out May 15th, it's called "Meet Joe Mac" MV: Uh huh.... Joe: And uh.... MV: Is that your Hip-Hop name? DJ2: No - it's like Meet Joe Black! MV: It's the spoof on the name Joe: It's wahtever you want it to be, really! Ya know? MV: uh huh... uh huh.... Oh, you're getting spiritual on us now? Joe: *laughs* MV: The new & improved Buddah - Joey Mac! Joe: Yes... yes... How'd you guess?? Can you feel my... aura? MV: But we have the single "NYC Girls"!!! Joe: Well this is... Here.. .Here's... I know...I dunno how boring this is gonna be, but... MV: Go for it Joe: The album is much more guitar driven - it's more like live sounding and... and my last album was R&B... it had a you know - it was definitely more KTU so... But we had the one song that is definitely more 'rhythmic' if you will... MV: OK Joe: is uh... "NYC Girls"... and I... I've been livin' here for a while and it's just you know... What can you say about the New York City girls? You know, it's like... They're incredible! So, I felt the need to write a song about them and *this* is the song that's made for KTU. It's actually... I got... I made a special version. MV: When we first saw it I like, uh... 'Oh is this a remake of the Pet Shop Boys, but different *sings* "New Yor City girls...."' Joe: Oh yeah... right MV: And then we heard it and it's a little different *laughs* Judy: Right *laughs* Joe: No Judy: Right *laughs* Joe: No... no... no MV: So will this be on the album? Even though it's different from... Joe: Yeees! Yes, no it is... it *is* on the album! It's uh... not the KTU version... That's uh... special. BUT... I just wanted to come by because you know - last album, ya know... I stared here and you guys are so nice and it makes me feel good to know that I got some love in New York... SO I came by.... MV: You're family to us, Joey! Joe: Yeah.. exactly, so... But this... uh... this song it could be like the second single, but it's not the first... MV: Then what the hell'd you bring it for? Judy: *laughs* Joe: 'Cause I want... I wanna shaaare! MV: You share the *second* single and not the first? Joe: Well, I mean... Well, no!! I just don't want.. you guys to play it because... I want everybody to play the (starts laughing) other single DJ2: Aww... gees, thanks! MV: *laughing* You're such a jerk Joey Joe: *laughing* DJ2: Hey on line 9 we have Patty.... Joe: It's It's....Patty? Patty: Yes? Joe: Hi? Patty: Hi. MV: *laughing* Joe: How ya doin'? Patty: Good... I just wanted to say hi to Joe... I've... I've been a fan ever since... way way back and - it's just a pleasure to speak you.... You're gorgeous! God bless you! I wish I had the opportunity to meet you again.... MV: AGAIN? Patty: ...I actually met you at the Hammerstein Ballroom when you were playing there Joe: Oh... Patty: ...last year! Joe: Aaw - thank you! Patty: And you were great and again, you're gorgeous - God bless you! Joe: Thank you very much! Patty: And hi to everybody - KTU just rules! All the DJs: "Hi Patty!" - "Aww thanks alot", etc..... Patty: byyyeee DJ2: Alright, on line 1 here - is Jaqueline! Jaqueline: Hey, Joey? Joe: Yes? - She's outside! Jaqueline: Hello? Joe: Hi! Jaqueline: Hi, I'm Jaqueline - I love you so much! Joe: Thank you Jaqueline: Were you were in New Kids on the Block, I used to pretend I was you and use little wooden spoons and sing your songs... I think you're great! Keep it up... Don't ever quit music... You are the best! I love you so much! Joe: Thank you very much.... Thank you! MV: Isn't that sweet! Joe: Where are you? Jaqueline: I'm driving Joe: Aaaw... thank you!! Jaqueline: You're welcome DJ2: Thanks for the call Jaqueline Jaqueline: Bye! MV: Now... was it... was it weird.... Joe: *this* is why I come to KTU! MV: cause... i know... our KTU listeners are the best and they love you!.... It is weird... Not these callers... they were... legal!! But is it weird when you're up there and you have like 8/7 year-old girls that are just like 'OH MY GOD!"... You can't do anything - obviously with children! Isn't just the weirdest thing? Joe: Yeah... especially when they're cute! Judy: JOEY!! JOEY McINTYRE!!!! DJ2: aaawww..... uuggghhh.... Joe: Naww.... I'm kidding... I'm.... kidding.. PEOPLE I'm kidding! GJ: You shoulda hosted a Junior Joke -[everyone cracks up]- MV: You could've found a date Joe: No.. that's not cool.... that's..... No, ummm..... Well, it's funny because, ya know, back in the day of course we had like young fans and...... Judy: reeeally young Joe: ...and now... I know like *really* young - exactly! So they're like 17 now, but then we had... my diehard fans are like in their 20s... and then I got the TRL crowd now. It's funny, but I... I dunno.... my music is for everybody - I don't discriminate! MV: Sure! GJ: How old were you when you lost your virginity? Joe: Uhhhhh.... fif- I mean... really?....I mean the really... Like.... MV: The *real* deal! GJ: No, I mean, the first time! Joe: Like the bah-dah-boom-bah-dah-bing? All the DJs: yeah... no... whatever - the FIRST time? Joe: The little bit! MV: Yeah, there's no bah-dah-boom-bah-dah-bing the *first* time! Joe: No... exactly! DJ2: Yeah.. the first time... what happened? Joe: The first time...What HAPPENED?? MV: Don't repeat the question, Joey! DJ2: No, not what happened!! How old were you? Joe: OK.... I was fifteen I guess MV: You GUESS? A guess!!! A man doesn't forget!!!! Joe: I was really 18 though All the DJs: -crack up- Judy: Were you on the road? DJ2: That's great! *still laughing* MV: Was it a groupie?!?!? Joe: Uh, when I was fifteen I was on the road! But.... when I cried.... in her arms I was eighteen! MV: Oooohhh GOD!!! Judy: You're *so* sweet! Joe: *laughing* Sooo... pitifully honest, isn't it? -[laughter]- Judy: Oh you're such a guy... you're just melting hearts everywhere now, Joey! Joe: I hope so... I dunno *what* I'm doing Judy: Well, you're single now, right?! Joe: Yeah, I'm single! Judy: It's not a bad thing! It's a good thing, right?! Joe: It is... It is! DJ2: Why ya think he wrote this song for? New York City girls!! Ya know?! MV: Hello, yeah - you're single! New York City girls!! DJ2: It's a dating anthem! Joe: I, uh, it's... I walked out - I mean, just walking down.... If every kid could know how it is to, ya know, walk down 5th Avenue and The Village and all those things and just see these beautiful girls that come over from all around the world - it's a BEAUTIFUL THING! MV: And we have such attitude we won't even look at you! Joe: Exactly! -[laughter]- Joe: But....It's all good! MV: 8:36am, Joey McIntyre's gonna stay with us. I'm Michelle Vissage, got your scoop and information every hour on the half hour on The New KTU! ----[commercials]---- * * * NYC GIRLS is played * * * DJ2: We are KTU! Michelle Vissage is in Celebrity Corner - Droooling! MV: Well....Ok... -[laughter]- MV: Here's like a brother to me, so that's kinda gross! Joe: wah Judy: *laughing* It's Joey McIntyreee!!!! All DJs: *applause & congrats on the new song* DJ2: It's a great song! Joe: Thank you! MV: That was FUN! Joe: Thank you! Thank you! MV: Different sound for you! Joe: Uhh... Well, yeah it's. like I said, it's more guitar driven more live soundin' and...I, ya know, I gave a little love to KTU! Ya know!? MV: Yes you did... Joe: That's what it's all about! MV: ...And we'll give it back to you - you little cutie! Joe: Thank you! MV: So, May 15th the album drops! Joe: Yeah! MV: What's it called? Joe: It's called Meet Joe Mac MV: Alright... Now, what are you gonna do to promote it? Are you gonna do any appearances? Joe: Well, we gotta... yeah, we gotta a performance that day on TRL. We got the in-store at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square! And uh... then we have a show.... MV: Who's "we"?? It's YOU! Joe: I know! I always say that - I dunno why! MV: You're stuck in an NKOTB thing Joe: It's 'cause there's so many people behind Joey McIntyre! (he says this in a gayish voice - it's too funny) (everyone cracks up MAJORLY at his gay impression) Joe: (still gayish) Joey McIntyre's so much bigger than... me! MV: He's an entity! Joe: Um... So... (laughs & goes back to talking normally)... No, but seriously - then we have a show at um... I think the Bowery Ballroom! But I'm.. um.. we'll give tickets away!! Can we give tickets away to um like... a caller or something!? DJ2: Sure we can! Yeah! Joe: Let's give two tickets away to this show MV: Absolutely! DJ2: Let's take a call real quick on line 3! Good morning KTU what is your name? Caller: G? DJ2: Who is this? Caller: OH MY GOD! Maria!! (girl is hyperventilating) All the DJs: HEY EVERYBODY - It's MARIA!!! Maria: -laughs- DJ2: Maria, you're on with Joey McIntyre! Maria: Hiii Joey!! Joe: Hi! Maria: Oh my God! You don't even know! *laughs* I met you at your Virgin in-store for, um, your Stay The Same album... And I just.... I waited in line for like hours and I got up to you and I just cried my eyes out and you looked at me like I was the biggest idiot in the world! *cracks up* Joe: Nooo... I wouldn't do that! Maria: Oh my God... it is.... I love you! I love your music! I love everything! You... I... You will always be my #1!! Joe: Thank you! Thank you... See, the *perfect* caller to give two tickets away to that! MV: You wanna... Maria: OMG! My birthday is next week! Joe: OK, good! Well, May 15th is the show uh... I'm pretty sure it's gonna be at the Bowery Ballroom. But anyways, we'll get your name and your info and then we'll uh... We'll get you tickets so you can come down and we can chill DJ2: Oh that's great! Joey, why don't you sing Happy Birthday to her? Maria: *gasp* Joe: Oh for next week? DJ2: Yeah, go ahead! Maria: Yeah, I'm gonna be 23! MV: Stay the same.... Joe: *sings Happy Birthday* Maria: *Like crying! Freaking out* Thank youuuuuu! (then gives a shout out and is gone) Thank you! Joe: yeah! DJ2: Hey, Joey, you wanna stick around for the Staroscopes ("star-horoscopes")? Will youu... Joe: We're gotta get her info though, right? DJ2: Yeah we got it.... Joe: I know you guys are ahead... I'm sooorry... DJ2: (I dunno what name he says here)... will take care of that Joe: I'd love to stick around, are you kidding me? DJ2: Alright here we go.... (They all read Staroscopes. Joe reads Sagitarious...) Joe: Hey Sag.... sleeping away the day may sound good, but it's not good for your career! -[fast forward through the rest of Staroscopes]- MV: 8:49am... Those are your official Staroscopes for today - April 3rd! And let's check KTU's lucky Star...........*drumroll*........ Sagitarious!!!! Joe: SAG!! DJ2: Sagitarious! (gives a bit of a weather report) MV: Well, we wanna thank Joey McIntyre for comming by! The album's in stores May 15th, along with TRL, Virgin Megastore, the performance.... And I'm... I'm sure... Joe: And you know I'm gonna be knocking on your door before then anyways, soo... MV: That's what I'm saying... I'm sure you'll be back before it drops so.... Joe: Ok... I'll see you soon.. yes! Thank you... thank you! I love you guys! So much fun!All [-applause]- Judy: Thank you NYC boy! -[laughter]- Joe: Thank you! DJ2: 103.5 The New KTU! *FINALLY - THE END* (lol) ~ Gina ~

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