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MARIA: It is just a matter of time before you weaken.

LIZ: Thank you.

MARIA: It's not a dig. It's just a fact. You are in love with him. You can't live without him, and you're going to get back together with him.

TESS: "Sure, Tess. As long as you keep your hands off me." It's ok. I know how you feel about me...how everyone feels about me.

TESS: Calvin Klein. I approve.

KYLE: Dad!

LIZ: No, no, no. Um...uh...you see, he left this message, a voicemail, saying that he was going away and he wasn't coming back ever and that it was over between the two of you.

LIZ: Maria, will you do me a favor? Will you keep your big fat nose out of this?

MARIA: Message received. Man!

TESS: "Buddhism for Beginners" is also under your bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about being sandwiched between Hustler and Busty Biker Babes?

TESS: You tell 'em, Buddha boy!

MARIA: Her? There is no "her". Max doesn't care about Tess. He's never gonna care about Tess. The only thing he's interested in... Oh, God...

TESS: Nasedo taught me a few memory retrieval techniques. I can show them to you some time.

LIZ: I...I do. I hate her.

WHITAKER: That is more like it! Now, does this tramp have a name?

LIZ: Tess!

WHITAKER: Tess?! What is that? I hate her already.

ISABEL: They don't feel broken.

MICHAEL: Yeah. Not to you.