Skin And Bones

MAX (voiceover): My sister Isabel and our friend Michael are also a little green around the gills.

MAX: It's like you said, just...normal teenage stuff.

COURTNEY: You people are way too into C-SPAN.

MARIA: I've gotta start reading the newspaper.

PIERCE: There is no record in our files of the substance called cadmium-x, because there is no substance called cadmium-x. Cadmium-x is a hoax that we invented.

MARIA: I am definitely not in the market for a 30-something shapeshifter, but I have to admit the man rocks. MARIA: Look, you're like a groveling dog. (in a whiny voice) Have you heard from Liz today? Did Liz call? (end whiny voice) No. That's no good. Look, you've gotta play it cool, all right? Let her come to you.

MAX: Wait. Didn't you just tell me that you left like 5 messages for Michael in the past 2 days?

MARIA: What's your point?

DEPUTY HANSON: Ok, I just got goose bumps.

MAX: No rock stands a chance against Michael Guerin.

MICHAEL: Our fearless leader.

TESS: It's not like he's Ward Cleaver when he's here.

MAX: How much do you know about Congressman Whitaker?

NASEDO: I know her intimately.

TESS: Intimately?

NASEDO: To borrow a rather crude human colloquialism, I've been diddling her all summer.

MARIA: I hope he's using birth control.