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Skin And Bones MAX (voiceover): My sister Isabel and our friend Michael are also a little green around the gills.
MAX: It's like you said, just...normal teenage stuff.
COURTNEY: You people are way too into C-SPAN.
MARIA: I've gotta start reading the newspaper.
PIERCE: There is no record in our files of the substance called cadmium-x, because there is no substance called cadmium-x. Cadmium-x is a hoax that we invented.
MARIA: I am definitely not in the market for a 30-something shapeshifter, but I have to admit the man rocks.
MAX: Wait. Didn't you just tell me that you left like 5 messages for Michael in the past 2 days?
MARIA: What's your point?
DEPUTY HANSON: Ok, I just got goose bumps.
MAX: No rock stands a chance against Michael Guerin.
MICHAEL: Our fearless leader.
TESS: It's not like he's Ward Cleaver when he's here.
MAX: How much do you know about Congressman Whitaker?
NASEDO: I know her intimately.
TESS: Intimately?
NASEDO: To borrow a rather crude human colloquialism, I've been diddling her all summer.
MARIA: I hope he's using birth control.
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