"We are no longer the Night Who Say 'Ni', we are now the Nights Who Say - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail "I always knew that I'd look back on the times that I cried and laugh, I just never knew that I'd look back on the times I laughed and cry." "There are some things that I know for certain: always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck and fall in love whenever you can." - Practical Magic "Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to get here."Never Been Kissed "To squander your education is a travesty" -Dr. Watson, a teacher that I had for just one day, but thought was pretty bright. "We're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws "I've been dating since I was 15, I'm exhausted! Where is he?!" - "Sex and the City" "What if Prince Charming had never shown up? Would Snow White have slept in that glass coffin forever? Or would she have eventually woken up, spit out that apple, got a job, a health-care package and a baby from her local neighborhood sperm bank?" - "Sex and the City" "Bull fighting would be a sport if the matador dressed in red clothing and had no weapons." "No one is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry." "If he makes you cry once, it's his fault but if he makes you cry twice, it's yours. "Who's like us? Nobody - Fuck 'em!"-MTG "He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw." "No! Go away and don't come back for five to seven days!" -My Girl "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch." "I can't help it, I'm just an underwater dolphin."-Luke, one of my swim kids "What is a sex crime? Not gettin' any!" - Wild Things "And most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling for the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."-Dirty Dancing "It's like eating a ..." "In 1972 a crack comando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles undergound. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team!!" "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler - Gone with the Wind "I hope last night doesn't wake up this morning and tell tomorrow what I've done." --Strangefolk "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory." "Time is a great teacher but unfortunately he kills all his students." - Hector Berlioz "Remember: It isn't how high you are, it's, 'Hi, how are you?'" -unknown Drinking Quotes Home
"I always knew that I'd look back on the times that I cried and laugh, I just never knew that I'd look back on the times I laughed and cry."
"There are some things that I know for certain: always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck and fall in love whenever you can." - Practical Magic
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to get here."Never Been Kissed
"To squander your education is a travesty" -Dr. Watson, a teacher that I had for just one day, but thought was pretty bright.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws
"I've been dating since I was 15, I'm exhausted! Where is he?!" - "Sex and the City"
"What if Prince Charming had never shown up? Would Snow White have slept in that glass coffin forever? Or would she have eventually woken up, spit out that apple, got a job, a health-care package and a baby from her local neighborhood sperm bank?" - "Sex and the City"
"Bull fighting would be a sport if the matador dressed in red clothing and had no weapons."
"No one is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry."
"If he makes you cry once, it's his fault but if he makes you cry twice, it's yours.
"Who's like us? Nobody - Fuck 'em!"-MTG
"He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw."
"No! Go away and don't come back for five to seven days!" -My Girl
"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
"I can't help it, I'm just an underwater dolphin."-Luke, one of my swim kids
"What is a sex crime? Not gettin' any!" - Wild Things
"And most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling for the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."-Dirty Dancing
"It's like eating a ..."
"In 1972 a crack comando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles undergound. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team!!"
"Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler - Gone with the Wind
"I hope last night doesn't wake up this morning and tell tomorrow what I've done." --Strangefolk
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"Time is a great teacher but unfortunately he kills all his students." - Hector Berlioz
"Remember: It isn't how high you are, it's, 'Hi, how are you?'" -unknown
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