DiS PaGe wiLL LiSt DiFFerEnT AsIaN GuY StErEoTyPeS!
THE ASIAN GANGSTER GUY
1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, at the local video arcade, at the bowling alley, at the college recreation room (ditching class), and the at Karaoke bar.
2. Usually wears ultimately insanely huge baggy pants, Nike visor (upside down), Nike warm-up jacket. Pager/beeper/cellular phone (it has to be exposed so everyone can see it!). Also, he wears to many designer clothes just for their labels (Hilfiger, Nautica, CK, Ralph Lauren, and JNCO). Wears accessories: earrings and a ho.
3. A great Street Fighter and Tekken player.
4. No matter who's around (parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, teachers) he always has to act hard and tough. Gives that bad impression to everyone!
5. Very good at the art of the home-invasion robbery.
6. Has extremely extra long bangs covering his eyes.
7. Always tries to look hard, but in actuality he looks asleep.
8. An avid smoker, always holds his cigarette between his index and middle finger.
9. Doesn't know how to smoke only does for the tough image.
10. Only fights if he has ten guys backing him up.
11. Usually drives a slammed Honda Civic or Acura Integra or Mitsubishi Eclipse, which he tries to squeeze 10 people inside.
12. Has stickers on every inch of their car.
13. Drives fast too impress his friends or his chick. Of course, he is a racer ... fixing up his car for "racing."
14. Calls other asians "nigga" and is dying of the ebonic plague.
15. Too much talk and not enough action!
16. Girls hang with him because of his "big" reputation plus he's got other guys hanging around him. Guys hang with him because they think that he can protect him by bringing backup whenever anything happens and they want him to hook them up with pagers, phones, and girls.
THE ASIAN SHOWOFF
1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, at the bowling alley, at the church youth groups, at the college recreation room (trying to pick up on girls!) and at the casino (trying to act like a high roller).
2. Usually wears tucked-in dress shirt with loose-fit khakis. Holster for his cell phone.
3. Always showing off his cell phone, constantly talks into it...sometimes fakes that he talking into it so he can impress the girls.
4. Every one of these guys have circular glasses!
5. Another avid smoker, like a chimney!
6. Usually drives a Mazda RX-7 or a Toyota Supra.
7. Thinks he can drive fast, but actually drives like an old Chinese woman, on a cellular phone.
8. Always says that he's peaceful and he claims Asian pride, but he has gangster tendencies when there is a threat to his popularity or when a guy moves in on his girl.
9. Tries to be a high roller ... thinks he's an awesome gambler.
10. Always wears designer clothes, never wears shorts ... even if it's 100 degrees outside.
11. Has too much Dragon Ball crap in his website.
12. Girls hang with him so he can spend money on them or they just want to be seen in his car. Guys hang with him because they also want him to spend money on them and they want to steal valuables in his house!
THE ASIAN WHITE GUY
1. Usually seen at a bar with his white guy buddies, drinking copious amounts of beer and listening to hard rock.
2. Usually wears plaid shirts, concert T-shirt (NIN or Van Halen, usually), non-baggy jeans, and construction boots.
3. Usually drinks to much, to cope with his "problems."
4. Makes way too big a deal about his ethnicity (calls himself ******* all the time).
5. Lusts after blonde chicks who wouldn't give him the time of day.
6. Always complains about Asian white girls who go out with white guys (SOS - Sell Out Sisters) and stares daggers at 'em.
7. Glares at Fobbie types because they "ruin his image."
8. Purposely does badly in school to dispel the stereotype.
9. Gets drunk on the fumes of Vodka, Everclear or Wild Turkey.
10. Usually vomiting around last call because of the lack of digestive enzymes.
11. Girls are intimidated by his bitterness. Guys only hang out with him because he gets drunk and buys people extra rounds
THE CLUBBER
1. Usually seen at the local billiards hall, bars, and dance clubs.
2. Usually wears tight hard-body shirts made of shiny polyester which can be seen at night from a hundred miles away. Won't wear anything bigger than a medium. Pants are a bit baggy.
3. Spends all his money at shops like Gadzooks or Merry Go Round, or any place that sells "club wear."
4. Spend all his time working out at the gym.
5. Goes to clubs Thursday night through Saturday.
6. Has no girlfriend per se, but has many female friends.
7. Not a troublemaker, but always looks for action at the clubs.
8. Drives a tricked-out car, but prefers a domestic just to be different.
9. Five minutes after entering the club, mysteriously always end up in the middle of a circle and all other dancing around comes to a screeching halt.
10. Gets along with everyone, has no attributes for others to dislike him, this way no one will kick his ass and mess up his pretty boy face.
11. Girls hang out with him because he can bench at least 225 and has 16-inch arms. Guys hang out with him hoping that they can get hooked up with the girls that follow him around.