ETHAN CRANE

RELATIONSHIP TO JULIAN:

Julian's Son (Supposedly)

WHAT JULIAN MIGHT SAY ABOUT THIS CHARACTER :

"I find it very hard to believe that Ethan is my son. I believe that drinks, women, money, and power are the most important things in life and this goody goody son of mine will not have anything to do with those things. If I was not related to Ethan by blood, I would toss this clown out on the curb faster than you can say Lobstershack."

ALISTAIR CRANE

RELATIONSHIP TO JULIAN:

Julian's Father

WHAT JULIAN MIGHT SAY ABOUT THIS CHARACTER :

"Yes, that's my Father pictured above, or at least how I know him. We get along very well, we talk on the speakerphone just about everyday. He's always thinking up plans for me to follow through for him, I usually botch the plans, but then I have a drink and everything is ok. Father is a very funny man, like when he gave TC and Eve a christmas gift, and the gift was a trip to the same hotel in the Bahamas that Eve and I stayed at, oh that Dad, he has quite the sense of humor."