EWO Presents
Blood Bath 2000!
[Camera shows outside the parking lot. A white limo pulls up. The chofeur opens the door, but just then Fat Ron Money yells "camera, over here!" Fat Ron and Lidawg are smiling with 2 hoes on each arm.] Lidawg: Wassup camerabitch! How bout you com to our victory party tonightand celebrate with the hoes? [Camera fades inside the Arco Arena at the announcers table where JR and King are.] JR: WELCOME EVERYONE TO BLOOD BATH! I'm Jim Ross and beside me is Jerry "The King" Lawler. King: HAHAHA! Cameraman wants the hoes! \ JR: Haha. King: I can't wait for... wait for... I can't wait for all the matches here tonight! Curt Hennig saved Conan his title, but now that idiot Unknown Warrior stepped up to get a beating! JR: Not only that, but Conan agreed to let Unknown Warrior defend the title foe him! The title is on the line here tonight! King: Yeah. I wonder what the moron is talking about when he says another man is gonna join their threesome tonight. Revolution better be ready. JR: King... King: HAHAHA! You pervert JR! JR: Oh so I'm the pervert? King: Forget about it. Tonight is going to be The Revolution's night! Blood Bath... that's what their opponents will be getting! Prepare for the greatestnight in Revolution, and EWO history! JR: Well, we'll see, let's get this party started!
Big Vito vs. "Sweet Meat" Danny Reno vs. One vs. The Regulator vs. Chris Benoit vs. Tha G-Code ["Sweet Meat" Danny Reno's music playing up and the crowd boo's. They don't know him and don't like him. He walks out, doesn't look in good shape for the match. He gets in the ring and just ignores the crowd.] [One's music starts up and the crowd is cheering. They have atleast seen him . One comes out and he looks ready for a fight. He walks down the ramp and up the steel steps into the ring. He does warm-ups waiting for the match to start.] [Music starts playing and the crowd gives no reaction. The Regulator and G-Code come out together. They walk down to the ring and get in. The look at the men already in the ring.] [Chirs Benoits music starts up and the crowd boo's like crazy. They hate this man. He showed up in EWO and did a lot of damage, but never did an interview or spoke at all. He comes out at the top of the ramp and walks down into the ring. THERES THE BELL!] Play By Play: All six men stare each other down from the start. G-Code and Regulator both charge Benoit and clothesline him down. They whip him and hit a double elbow. Regulator turns and kicks G-Code. Meanwhile, Vito and Reno go at it, with One going outside the ring to get some weapons. Reno punches Vito and suplexes him. Reno catches Vito as he crawls up and tosses him out of the ring. Regulator tosses G-Code out. As his back is turned, Benoit and Reno knock Regulator out of the ring. Benoit and Reno climb outside. One is waiting with a chair and knocks everybody except Vito down. Vito catches the chair and rips it away. He swings and misses. One hits an atomic drop and then turns to Regulator. One whips Regulator into the barrier, but then gets crotched from behind by G-Code. G-Code follows up with a bulldog. Reno and Benoit go at it around the other side of the ring. Reno hits Benoit with a huge clothsline. Benoit falls to the ground. Reno searches under the ring for some weapons. Reno pulls out a chair. He raises it to the air. Just then G-code slides into the ring, and he grabs the chair from Reno. G-code hits Reno over the head with it. Reno falls into the stairs, and he lands on his back. Benoit seems a little disorientated, but he rolls onto Reno. 1, 2, 3! Reno's gone! Meanwhile G-code slides out of the ring still sporting a steal piece of furniture. He starts to lay out Benoit, One, Regulator, and Vito with his chair systematically. Eventually Vito pulls G-code's feet out from under him, and he falls to the ground. But when he reaches the ground, he is met with the chair he was holding. Vito crawls for the pin on G-Code. 1,2,3! G-code is eliminated. Vito crawls to his feet. He picks up One by the hair. He walks to the ramp with him. He hits One in the gut a couple times on the way there. He walks him up the ramp and onto the stage. He sets up to powerbomb One of the stage. One reverses this move, and he delivers a back body drop to Vito off the stage. He picks up Vito, and he takes him back stage. One walks down a hallway of offices dragging Vito along. Eventually Vito breaks loose, and he spears One into an office. The camera zooms up on the name on the door. It says "President Smitty"! Meanwhile Regulator and Chris Benoit are trading blows. Benoit begins to win this exchange, and he starts chopping away. He gutwrenches Regulator into a back breaker. Regulator is out cold now. Benoit goes up to the top ropes, and he faces Regulator who is laying outside the ring. Benoit jumps! Benoit hits his diving headbutt to the outside! Benoit slaps on the Crippler Crossface! Regulator taps out! Regulator is out! The camera goes back to Smitty's office which is now wrecked. Vito and One are down and bleeding very badly. Vito goes for the cover. 1,2! One kicks out! About this time Benoit walks into Smitty's office. He puts the crippler crossface one Vito. Vito is screaming in pain. Eventually One gets up, and he begins to stomp away on Benoit who releases the hold. One picks up Benoit, and he takes him from the dressing room into the garage. Benoit punchs One in the gut, and then he powerbombs One on the concrete. Benoit hops into a car as One climbs to his feet. Benoit tries to hit One! One jumps out of the way sending Benoit into another car. One pulls Benoit out of the car, and he pins him. 1,2,3! Benoit is gone! One gets up, and he begins to search the Arco Arena for Vito. Eventually he ends up in the boiler room. Vito jumps down from the rafters, and he hits One with a diving clothsline. Although that was a major offensive move, it also hurt Vito. One and Vito make to their feet at the same time. They exchange punchs, but they are both off balance. One begins to win this confrontation. He hits Vito with a spinebuster, and then he goes for the pin. 1,2! Vito kicks out! One looks upset. He looks around for weapons. One finds a dumpster. As Vito gets up, One rams the dumpster into him. One picks up Vito, and he tosses him into the dumpster. He jumps off the top rim of the dumpster onto Vito. The pin, 1...2...3! WINNER AND #1 CONTENDER TO HARDCORE TITLE: One JR: What a match between these 6 men, THEY WERE EVERYWHERE! King: Even Prez Smitty's office! I think I like One, he took this match home. JR: He gets a Hardcore Title Match this coming Friday, and folks, you won't wanna miss it. JR: Our next match folks is going to be a heated battle. Its between Sean Thomas and Abble. King: Sean Thomas better watch out, he's fighting a BIG man. JR: That is very true. But Sean must know a little about what he's doing, him and Abble have disliked each other since Thomas came to EWO. King: Can we just get to the match!?
["Surfacing" by Slipknot comes on & out walks "The Death Angel" Sean Thomas with a kendo stick. He looks pumped. He walks down the ramp and into the ring. The ref takes away his stick.] [Abble's music starts up and the crowd boo's their heads off. The giant man walks out not caring. He walks down the ramp and up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and the bell rings.] Play By Play: Sean and Abble graple eachother. Abble knee's Sean in the stomach. Abble grabs Sean and throws him against the ropes. Sean comes off and ducks a closelien from Abble. Sean goes off the other rope And Abble jumps up and Sean goes under him. Abble raises his hands like he is great and turns around only to get Superkicked by Sean. Sean picks up Abble and throws him off the ropes. He drop toe hold Abble. He runs off the rope and drops his leg across the back of Abble's neck. Abble gets up and Sean runs off the ropes with a Cross Body but Abble catches him and lifts him above his shoulders. He then drops him right on his stomach. He picks him up and throws him into the corner turnbuckle. He runs at him with a body avalanche. He hits it and knocks the wind out of Sean. He then puts his boot in the face of Sean and holds it for 5 seconds. The ref breaks the hold. Abble takes Sean's hand and throws him into the other corner. He runs at him with another body avalanche but Sean puts up his foot and hits Abble in the face. Sean sits oin the tope rope and grabs Abble's head. He jumps off with a Tornado DDT. He goes for the Pin. 1..Kickout. To Early. Sean take Abble and picks him up. He kicks him in the stomach 3 times and Abble falls to his Knees. Sean runs off the ropes and double kicks Abble in the head. Abble goes down and holds hsi head. Sean jumps on the top rope and jumps off with a Leg Drop. Abble gets out of the way and Sean lands on his ass hard. Abble gets up and picks up Sean. He sets him up for a Powerbomb and drops him very hard. He goes for the pin. 1...2...Kickout. Abble gets up madd. He goes out of the ring and grabs a chair. Sean gets up slowly. Abble gets ready to hit Sean when the ref grabs the chair. Abble looks back at the ref and trys to grab it. Sean jumps up and drop kicks abble. Abble Hits The ref and the ref falls out of the ring. Sean grabs Abble and sticks his head in his legs. He picks him up and drops him on the chair with a piledriver. He goes for the pin. But there is no ref. The ref finally rolls in and starts to count. 1...2...Kickout. He got the shoulder up . Sean gets up and runs off the ropes. He jumps on Abbles shoulders trying for a Huricanronna but Abble reverse's it and Powerbombs him. The pin, 1...2...THR-KICKOUT! Abble gets up bring Sean with him. He whips Sean into the corner. Abble runs at him and dives, SPLASH! NO! Sean moves and Abble lands right in the corner. Sean lifts Abble up to the top rope making him facing the crowd. Sean gets under Abble, what is he doing? He jumps up bringing Abble up, POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! ABBLE'S TOO BIG TO BE POWERBOMBED! THE PIN, 1...2...3! WINNER: "The Death Angel" Sean Thomas JR: The next match we have is sure to be a good one. EWO rookie Spyder has one win under his belt. King: HAHA! Thats who he beat to win his first match, ONE! JR: Thats true. But he's got a tough job against former U.S. and Tag Team Champion "Insane" Scotty Keech. King: Lets get the match started!
"Insane" Scotty Keech vs. Spyder ["Insane" Scotty Keech's music starts up and the crowd give no reaction. They don't know what to think of this superstar anymore. He walks out and recieves a few boo's. He walks down the ramp and into the ring.] [Spyders music plays and the crowd starts booing. Spyder runs out from the back and runs into the ring. The bell rings.] Play By Play: Both men circle ring. They grapple each other. Keech counters it, and puts Spyder in the corner. Keech then unleashes six punches to the midsection, and then hits hit three punches to the head of Spyder. He hits one more shot to the midsection, and then drags Spyder out of the corner. He lifts his arm up, and hits him with a suplex. Keech picks up Spyder, and nails him with a headbutt. Spyder goes down. Keech picks up Spyder, and hits a big right hand. Spyder goes down again. Keech picks up Spyder, and whips him into the corner. Spyder bounces out from the impact. Keech walks over, and hits a bulldog. Spyder rolls to the corner. Keech walks over, and Spyder kicks him. Keech goes back, and Spyder kicks him again. One more time, Keech walks over, and Spyder kicks him. Keech is livid. He grabs Spyder's legs, and pulls his out of the corner. He then stomps Spyder in the groin area. He picks up Spyder, and punches him once, before Spyder rapes the eyes of Keech. Keech stumbles back towards the ropes, and Spyder chokes Keech on the ropes. The ref breaks it up. Spyder grabs Keech by the head, and slams him into the turnbuckle. Spyder releases a hurricane of punches. Eight are counted. He not stomps on Keech, and then chokes him with his boot. Spyder then picks up Keech by the head, and slams him into the other turnbuckle. He then whips Keech to the other corner, but Keech runs out and nails Spyder with a clothesline. Keech now picks up Spyder, and hits him with a DDT! He makes the cover. One…Two…Kickout by Spyder. Keech hits Spyder with a snapmare takedown. He then snaps on a sleeper hold. Spyder nails Keech in the back of the head. Spyder then hits a few more punches, and then throws Keech off the ropes. Keech comes flying back, and Spyder hits a big clothesline. He makes the cover. One…Two…Kickout by Keech. Spyder picks up Keech, and again chokes him on the ropes. Keech stumbles back, and Spyder kicks him in the midsection, and hits a piledriver! It could be over. He makes the cover. One…Two…Thr…Kickout by Keech. Spyder picks up Keech, and hits him with a suplex. He again makes the cover. One…Two…Kickout by Keech. Spyder stomps on Keech, then picks him up, and hits an atomic drop. With Keech down, Spyder walks over to Haverill, and slaps five with him. Spyder then walks over to Keech, and stomps on him numerous times. He then gets on top if him, and unleashes a tornado of punches. The ref has to pull Spyder off. Spyder picks up Keech, and throws his off the ropes. Keech comes back, and Spyder snaps on a sleeper hold. It doesn't hold long, because Keech counters with a back suplex. He picks up Spyder, and hits an atomic drop of his own. While Spyder gets to his feet, Keech goes off the ropes. Keech comes back and hits a bulldog takedown. Keech goes for a splash, but Spyder puts his knees up. Spyder picks up Keech, and hits him with a big right hand. He then attempts a whip, but Keech counters, and throws Spyder off the ropes. Keech lowers his head, and Spyder hits a DDT. He makes the cover. One…Two…Kickout by Keech. Spyder is irate. He hits Keech with too headbutts, and then throws Keech off the ropes. Keech bounces back, and Spyder hits him with an elbow. Spyder picks up Keech, and throws him off the ropes. Spyder lowers his head, and Keech kicks him. Keech goes for a clothesline, but Spyder ducks, and hits a BIGGER clothesline! With Keech down, Spyder walks over to the Spanish Announcers table. He clears everything off of it. He then walks over to Keech, picks him up, and throws him onto the table. Spyder then proceeds to choke Keech. Keech is out cold. Spyder gets back into the ring. Spyder gets onto the top rope. No, he wouldn't. He would. Spyder jumps off and delivers a leg drop from the top rope, through the Spanish announcers table. He rolls Keech back into the ring. Spyder makes the cover. It's over! One…Two…Thre…Kickout! Kickout by Keech! Spyder goes to pick up Keech, but Keech hits him with a low blow. Keech gets up, and runs at Spyder, and nails him with a clothesline. Keech again runs at Spyder, but Spyder turns and nails Keech with a clothesline of his own. Spyder gets on the top rope, and waits for Keech to get to his feet. When Keech does, Spyder leaps off, and nails Keech with a moonsault! Spyder covers Keech. One…Two…Thre-No! Kickout by Keech! Spyder picks up Keech, and throws him off the ropes, Keech nails the referee. The ref's out. Spyder gets out of the ring, and gets a chair. He swings at Keech, but Keech ducks, and kicks the chair out of Spyders hand. He then picks up the chair and nails Spyder with it! The ref is awake. Keech grabs Spyder. Blissful Repute! It's over. One…Two…Three! WINNER, #1 CONTENDER TO EUROPEAN TITLE: "Insane" Scotty Keech JR: What a great match. These two fought a fair, clean match and the best man won. King: Yea, but can he beat Titan? I may not like the guy, but when you stand 7"8 I won't step in your path. JR: Yes, but Keech is also a former U.S. and Tag Champion. King: But he didn't get there with out the help of Mark Haverill, look where he is with out him! JR: You can't say that King, you just don't know. JR: Folks, its now time to have our first Title defended here at Blood Bath. King: I can't believe what a night we've had already! JR: It is true King. With the Elimination match that went everywhere, and the powerbomb Abble went through. Not to mention the great match Spyder and Keech just had. King: And thats just to open the card up! Blood Bath is awsome! JR: And it just gets better, lets get this Hardcore Title Match started!
Sean "The Dark Angel" Michael vs. Cobra vs. The Kidd (Champion) ["Surfacing" by Slipknot comes on and out walks Sean "The Dark Angel" Michael. He has his kendo stick. He walks down to the ring with a look on his face like he is totally prepared. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. The ref takes away his kendo stick.] [You hear the sound of a roaring engine and the crowd is going wild. "American Bad Ass" by Kid Rock starts playin and the crowd is cheering as loud as they can. The sound of an engine comes closer and closer until its all that you hear. Then, out of the side of the arena Cobra's monster truck pulls in. He parks it next to the ramp and revs the engine a few times. He gets out the window and jumps up to the ramp. He walks down the ramp and into the ring, he is pumped up.] [The Kidd's music starts up and the crowd is going insane. He steps out with his Hardcore Title and even more cheers are heard. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He tosses his belt to a ref. THERES THE BELL!] Play by Play: Kidd runs towards Cobra and so does Sean Michael and Cobra ducks having Kidd and Sean run right into each other. Cobra picks up Kidd and starts nailing him with lefts and rights. Sean comes from behind Cobra and hits him with a knife-edge chop to the back. Cobra turns around and Sean punches him in the gut Cobra punches Sean in the gut now. There exchanging blows then Kidd gets up hits both of them with I double close line and they both hit the floor. Kidd picks up Cobra and Irish whips him into the corner. Kidd gets up onto the second rope and starts punching 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10NO Sean nails Kidd with a BACKBODY DROP OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! Sean jumps on top of Kidd and starts punching him. Cobra is in the corner moving around. And now Cobra goes on top. Sean stands up and Cobra nailed a BULLDOG OFF THE TOP ROPE! Sean Michael is out cold. Kidd rolls onto the outside. Cobra picks up Sean and has him under his legs and POWERBOMB Cobra jumps on top of him and starts punching again. Wait Kidd has set a table up outside the ring. Kidd rolls in the ring and grabs Cobra Irish whip to Cobra but he reverses and Kidd bounces off the rope and nails Cobra with a close line. Sean Michael now on the top rope takes a leap at Kidd but Kidd pushes him away and SEAN MICHAEL GOES TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH A TABLE!! Kidd laughs at Sean and then behind him is Cobra he close lines Kidd over the top rope! Cobra jumps out to the outside. He looks under the ring and finds another table he sets it up and has Kidd for a suplex he SUPLEXES KIDD THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Kidd and Sean Michael are both out. Cobra grabs Sean Michael now and throws him in the ring. He throws him into the corner and as he's bouncing off of it he nails a CLOSELINE and almost takes Sean Michaels head off. Now Cobra picks up Sean and hits another suplex. Cobra goes outside and brings out a table and tosses it in the ring he sets it up by the corner and is ready to put Sean through it. He lays down Sean Michael on the table and he gets on the top rope. Kidd nails COBRA WITH CHAIR!! Cobra falls on the top rope. Kidd gets on the top rope with Cobra and SUPERPLEXES HIM THROUGH SEAN AND THE TABLE!!!! All three of them are out cold. (About 1 minute later) Kidd starts to move around he gets up and picks up Cobra throws him off the ropes back body drops him to the canvas. He gets on top of Cobra and he starts punching. Sean Michael meanwhile has found another table and set it up but it has one of the stairs from around the ring on it! Sean Michael gets in the ring and Grabs Kidd from the hair and put him on the top rope. Sean Michael grabs the chair and goes up top he holds the chair with two hands and puts around Kidds head. AND HE JUMPS WITH KIDD DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND KIDDS HEAD CRUNCHES BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND SEAN!! Kidd is out cold and maybe injured. Cobra up now grabs Sean Michael and whips him off the ropes and jumps on top of him and starts punching he's beating away at Sean. He picks him up and sets him up under his legs and PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CANVAS! He picks him up again and takes him outside the ring. He throws him against the guardrail and then runs at him with a close line. Then Cobra picks him up and THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Then Cobra goes over and takes the cover off the Spanish announce table. He runs at Sean but Sean DUCKS DRIVING COBRA RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! Sean picks up Cobra and brings him around towards the announce table he has him up on the Spanish announce table and DDT RIGHT ON THE TABLE BUT THE TABLE DIDN'T BREAK!!! Now there both on the table and KIDD LEAPS FROM INSIDE AND SPLASHES ON TOP OF COBRA AND SEAN PUTTING ALL THREE OF THEM THROUGH THE TABLE!! Kidd pins both 1..2..21/2.NOO COBRA PUSHES KIDD OFF! Cobra tosses Kidd in the ring he's punching Kidd and Kidd is a bloody mess! In fact all three of them are bleeding from the face! Sean Michael gets in the ring and he and Cobra throw Kidd off the ropes. DOUBLE BACKBODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THE TABLE! Sean Michael and Cobra at the same time get on the top rope and do splashes onto Kidd. Sean lands first then Cobra. The pin! 1...2....3! WINNER(S) AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION: Sean "The Dark Angel" Michael and Cobra King: What the hell is this? They can't both be Hardcore Champion, can they? JR: Certainly not. What is going to be done about this? The ref is telling the ring announcer something. Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been notified that Cobra and Sean Michael pinned The Kidd at the same time. Therefore both men are The Hardcore Champion. But since there can only be one champion they will fight in a one on one Hardcore Title Match-up on Friday Storm to decide who the undisputed chamion is. King: WOW! ONE BELT, TWO CHAMPIONS! JR: Only in EWO. This is a major announcement. Look at the shock on their faces.
Lidawg/Fat Ron Money vs. Kronic (Champions) ["Mo Money Mo Problems" by Notorius B.I.G plays, the fans start laughing and cheering as Lidawg and Fat Ron Money come out, puffing cigars, and sporting pimp canes and caps with feathers in them. Lidawg dances, so does Fat Ron. Fat Ron walks up to a camera with a grin, lifts up one leg and farts. Both men start laughing. They get into the ring and keep dancing.] [Kronic's music plays. They walk out, looking pissed off, to cheers. They walk in a rather fast pace, then they slide into the ring, ready to fight. Lidawg has a mic.] Lidawg: Yeah, wussup bitches! I'm about to bust out and make you my hoes, but first my boy Fat Ron got something to say. [Passes the mic.] Fat Ron Money: Listen up you whack-ass mofuckaz. Not like we weren't gonna win, but I gave Smitty da cash so he'd make this match a Harlem Street Fight. Anything goes bitches. IT'S ALL GRAVY, IT'S ALL GRAVY! Play by Play: The bell sounds and Lidawg quickly hits Adams low with the pimp cane. Klark comes after Lidawg, but Fat Ron clobbers him from behind. Lidawg yells at Klark, "wha you mad cuz I got your pie now?" Klark tries to go after Lidawg but Fat Ron connects with a HUGE splash! Lidawg yells, "wussup now? Come and get it wha!" Fat Ron takes care of Klark, while Lidawg gets on top of Adams and punches him. Lidawg's fist are heavily taped, he hurt them "punching a cop" he says. Lidawg picks Adams, but Adams returns the favor with a low blow Lidawg. Lidawg screeches, then says "whiteboy mofucka." Adams hops up, and levels Lidawg with a running lariat. Lidawg rolls outside, and Adams follows. Meanwhile, Fat Ron and Klark are really going at it. Klark whips Fat Ron off the rops and POWERSLAMS HIM! Thats atleast 450 lbs. Fat Ron rolls out of the ring. When he gets to his feet, Klark runs off the ropes, and hits Fat Ron with a suicide dive between the middle and top ropes! What agility! Klark then pounds Fat Ron with rights and lefts. On the other end, Adams just slammed Lidawg's head into the ring post. Now the ring post is holding Lidawg up. Adams grabs him. and whips him right into the steel ring steps! Lidawg may have blew a knee, the way he hit it the ring steps took out his legs forcing him to flip over the steps! Adams goes under the ring, grabs a chair, and tosses it over to Klark, then goes right back after Lidawg. Klark is waiting for Fat Ron to get up. Fat Ron rolls over and pulls himself up by using the apron. As soon as he turns around, WHACK! Chair shot to the head! Fat Ron falls to his knees, WHACK! Chair shot to the back! Meanwhile, Lidawg has somehow got Adams off his back, and he's running to blindside Klark! Klark hears him, turns around and Lidawg gets a chair shot for his troubles! Lidawg is out on his feet, but gets dropkicked down by Klark. The fans love it. Adams gets up, and he walks over to Fat Ron. Fat Ron is trying to get on his feet, Adams helps him out by picking him up. Adams leans Fat Ron against the apron and gives some punches to the chin, not sure which one, of Fat Ron. Klark meanwhile picks up Lidawg. He stands up Lidawg he looks to be sleepwalking, but no! He was playing possum, he kicks Klark hard in the nuts! Lidawg then grabs the dented chair Klark used, and nails Klark in the back with it! Klark goes tumbling down! Lidawg slides in the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle. Adams- who is still pounding on Fat Ron, doesn't notice, and Lidawg NAILS him with a Missile Dropkick! Lidawg is making a name for himself here! He goes over to Fat Ron and tries to wake him up. He does so successfully. Both go over to Klark. Lidawg picks him up, and pushes him right into Fat Ron, who grabs him, and delivers a Belly to Belly Suplex! Lidawg pulls out a table, and he sets it up. Fat Ron picks up Klarks and takes him over towards the table. He sets him up for a POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! Wait! Adams is up! He runs and hits Lidawg with a big boot with such force it knocks Lidawg over the guardrail! Fat Ron drops Klark, turns around, and he gets a boot to the face! Fat Ron is almost down... flying clothesline! That knocks him over! Klark is up, and both men picks up Fat Ron. They set him up for a Double Suplex through the table! They attempt, Fat Ron blocks it. Another attempt, same story. FAT RON REVERSES IT AND THROWS THEM FORWARD THROUGH THE TABLE! WHAT POWER! Fans applaud, and Lidawg climbs over the rail, and both men get pumped up! Fat Ron grabs Klark, and Lidawg stomps on Adams. Fat Ron takes Klark up the isle. He stops half-way, and whips Klark right into the railing! He runs and splashes Klark! Klark's ribs must be cracked! Fat Ron grabs him and delivers a sidewalk slam. Lidawg is taking care of Klark. Fat Ron picks up the nearly lifeless Klark, and he takes him towards the back. Lidawg is on the apron. He jumps off attempting a leg drop but Adams rolls out of the way! Fat Ron meanwhile is pounding Klark in the backstage area. Adams looks as if he is heading back there. Lidawg is clutching his ass. There is a refreshments table. Fat Ron drops Klark. He takes a couple of handfuls of popcorn, downs them quickly. He then takes a Snickers bar, opens it, and shoves it in his mouth. Klark shows some movement, reminding Money about the match. Fat Ron reluctantly clears off the refreshments table, then picks up Klark. He sets him up for a Powerbomb through the table. Wait! Adams comes out of nowhere, hitting Fat Ron with a trash can, at the same time saving his partner! Back to ringside, Lidawg grabs the pimp cane and heads backstage. Back to the action. Klark and Adams take Fat Ron, the whip him into a door. You can hear screams inside. The door reads "Lidawg/Fat Ron's Pimp Room." Klark and Adams go to work on Fat Ron. The camera goes to Lidawg. He sees all the refreshments on the ground, then he hears screams. The hoes run by. Lidawg taps their asses, then says to himself, "them mofuckaz!" He runs to his "Pimp Room." He runs in, and breaks the pimp cane over the first person he sees, which is Klark we think, hard to see with the black lights. Lidawg then jumps on Adams' back, but Adams stays calm, and flips Lidawg over his shoulder and through a table. Adams then stomps Lidawg. Fat Ron grabs a 40 off the end table, chugs down a considerable amount of it, then smashes it over Adams' head, sending glass and liquid flying everywhere! The back of Adams' head is busted open! Fat Ron rolls Adams on his back, and sits on him for the pin! 1...2...3! NEW TAG CHAMPS! WINNER AND NEW TAG CHAMPS: Lidawg/Fat Ron Money King: HAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! Tag champs to be proud of! Yippee! Now it's time to celebrate with the hoes! JR: Folks I can't believe this. Somehow Lidawg and Fat Ron Money have pulled out a victory over two tough son of a guns, Kronic. We have new tag champions. Kronic's going to be embarassed, and ticked off. King: Sore losers! Lidawg and Fat Ron Money are the best tandom I've ever seen! No shame losing to them... and you JR! How dare you be dissin' da best muthafathin' team eva wha! Haha! JR: Please King. That was the upset of all upsets! King: I'll tell them you said that. I can't wait for the VICTORY PARTY! JR: Well, what more is there to say. JR: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for The European Title Match. King: I can't wait! I may not like either of the guys but when you lock up two men in a cage and put gold on the line, it gets pretty interesting. JR: Indeed it will be interesting. Lets get this match started.
Hayes vs. Titan (Champion) [The lights start to flicker as the Steel Cage is brought down.] ["This Means War" by Busta Rymes starts up and the crowd is going wild. The giant man himself, Titan, comes out with his Euro Title on his shoulder. The crowd is going crazy as he walks down the ramp, pyros going off everywhere the whole time. He hands his title to a staff memeber and walks up the steel steps through the door and into the cage.] [Hayes music starts up and the crowd boo's their heads off. Hayes arrives at the top of the ramp. He looks straight down into the cage at Titan, Titan is staring back. He walks down the ramp keeping his eyes on the giant. He goes through the door and a ref shuts the cage door.] Play by Play: THERES THE BELL! Hayes runs at Titan and goes for a clothesline. Titan ducks, and when Hayes turns around, Titan hits Hayes with a clothesline of his own. Hayes gets up, only to be clotheslined down again. Titan then gets on top of Hayes and unleashes a bunch of punches to the head. He then gets up, and begins to stomp on Hayes. He picks up Hayes, and Hayes delivers a chop to the throat, and then hits Titan with a few right hands. Hayes throws Titan off the ropes, and hits him with a back body drop. Titan gets to his feet, only to be dropkicked by Hayes. With Titan down, Hayes bounces off the ropes, and delivers an elbow to the chest. He then begins to climb the cage. He is a fourth of the way up, before Titan grabs him by the tights, and rips him down to the mat. Titan now begins to work on the right leg of Hayes. He is kicking the kneecap hard. He now delivers an elbow to the inside of the knee. Titan picks up Hayes, and attempts to throw him off the ropes. Hayes reverses, throwing Titan off the ropes. Titan comes back, and Hayes grabs him by the back of the head, uses Titan's momentum, and throws him into the side of the cage. Titan's head smashed against the steel cage. Titan stumbles back, and Hayes delivers a neckbreaker. With Titan down, Hayes walks over to the door of the cage. The referee is having trouble opening it, and Hayes is yelling at him. Meanwhile, Titan has gotten to his feet, and hits Hayes in the back of the head. Titan now is hitting Hayes with rights and lefts. Hayes is now in the corner. Titan with some stomps to the chest of Hayes. Shades of Steve Austin, Titan stomps Hayes down to the ground, until Hayes is on his back. Titan now is choking Hayes with his boot. It is a cage match, so there is No DQ. Titan is still choking Hayes, but lets go after about 10 seconds of choking. Titan now is telling the ref to open the door. The referee runs over, and unlocks the door. Titan steps one foot onto the apron, when Hayes grabs Titan by the hair. He pulls Titan back in, and hits him with a DDT. Hayes now, stomps the heart of Titan. He then walks over to the turnbuckle. He gets on the second rope, and delivers a fist to the jaw of Titan. Hayes now begins to climb the cage. He is about halfway up, and Titan is still getting to his feet. Hayes is about ¾ of the way up. Hayes reaches for the top of the cage, when Titan grabs Hayes by the foot. He pulls Hayes off, and Hayes straddles the top rope. Titan begins to choke Hayes with his foot, when on the ramp, Scotty Keech is coming down. Titan releases the choke, and looks at Keech. Titan has drawn his attention to Keech. Hayes comes up behind him, and delivers a low blow to Titan! Titan is down. Hayes gets behind Titan and slaps on a sleeper hold. Meanwhile, Keech is getting a steel chair. Hayes still has the sleeper on. Titan is fading away. Hayes releases the hold, as Titan falls to the mat. Hayes raises his arms, as Keech throws the steel chair over the top, and into the ring. Hayes grabs the chair. Titan is slowly getting to his feet. Titan is up, and when he turns around, Hayes nails him over the head with the chair! Titan stumbles back, off the ropes, only to once again be nailed by the steel chair! Titan is down and out. With Titan down, Hayes sits on the turnbuckle and waits for Titan to get up. Titan is slowly getting to his feet. Why isn't Hayes trying to climb the cage? Titan is up, but leaning on the ropes. Hayes gets off the turnbuckle, and runs at Titan with the chair. He swings with a lumberjack style at Titan. Titan ducks out of the way, causing the chair to hit the top rope, and bounce back and hit Hayes in the head! Hayes stumbles backwards, and falls in the middle of the ring. Titan is climbing the cage! He is about halfway up. Wait?! He jumps off from halfway up the cage, and delivers a falling elbow drop to Hayes! Both men are down. Titan slowly gets to his feet. He is busted open from the chair shots. Titan begins to climb the cage again. Hayes has now gotten to his feet, and runs over to where Titan is climbing. He begins to climb also! They are neck and neck about halfway up the cage. Hayes reaches over, and delivers a Russian leg sweep off the side of the cage. Both men are down. Hayes gets to his feet, and begins to climb the cage. At the same time, Titan has gotten up, and has the chair. Titan runs at Hayes, and nails him in the back with the chair! Hayes falls off the cage, but doesn't fall off his feet. Titan slams down the chair. He grabs Hayes, and puts his head in between is legs. He's gonna try for a piledriver onto the steel chair! But wait?! Hayes counters, and sends Titan flying into the steel cage with a back body drop! Hayes is dazed, and he falls down to one knee. He goes to the turnbuckle, and he climbs up it. He is going to attempt going out the cage, but Titan is up! He low blows Hayes, and Hayes comes crashing down! Titan then seizes the oppurtunity, and climbs up to the top after Hayes! He steps over to the front side of Hayes, grabs him, uh-oh... SUPERBOMB! The fans go nuts as Titan poses. He makes his way to the door, opens it and climbs out! WINNER AND STILL EUROPEAN CHAMPION: Titan King: AAHHHHH!! WHAT A MATCH! JR: That was increddible! King: I told you what happens when you put together two men like that in a cage for gold. It was absolutely nuts! JR: It was indeed King. But Titan came out on top. He is very quickly climbing the ladder here in EWO and clearly has a future. JR:we have a U.S. title match next pitting the champion Shocker against Alkatraz of the Triple Threat, and the newest member of The Revolution, G-Man. King: This is going to be great! G-Man won't disappoint, he is going to kick off the Revolution's night with a BANG, by doing what no Revolution member has ever done- bring the U.S Title gold to where it belongs, The Revolution! Let's get to the action, I can't wait.
Alkatraz vs. G-Man vs. Shocker (Champion) ["Metal Militia" by Metallica and the fans give a mixed reaction. Alkatraz walks out, ready to fight, but at the same time raising his hands in the air as if he has won the match. He walks down to ringside, hops onto the apron, and climbs into the ring. He then goes on the second turnbuckle, and poses to boos.] ["I Disappear" by Metallica plays and the fans immediatly boo like crazy. You can not hear a thing, aside from boos. G-Man walks out, holding his ears, and yelling at the fans. You can read his lips yell "SHUT THE F[BLEEP]K UP!" The fans keep boing, and even start a "G-Man sucks" chant. G-Man gets to ringside, hops in the ring, and continues to yell at the fans. He even kicks the bottom rop a few times.] [Shocker's music plays. No reaction. No one comes out. Scene goes to backstage. EWO OWNER SOHVEN IS ARGUING WITH SHOCKER!] Shocker: Take your damn belt! Sohven: Listen up newbie, I don't care if Smitty did this and that, I own this place, and you will not embarass me! I will sue you! You understand?! Shocker: You know what... [gives Sohven the finger]. Sohven: Yeah ok tough guy. [Shocker's music cues up. He walks out, pissed off, to reaction...] Play by Play: Alkatraz runs out after Shocker, and G-Man follows! Alkatraz and Shocker meet, and exchange punches, but G-Man tackles them both down at full speed from behind! Fans boo at G-Man and he gets pissed off. G-Man takes Alkatraz, and he brings him over to where there is exposed concrete, to the side of the entrance way. He bodyslams Alkatraz on the concrete. Shocker watches on. G-Man gets one of those cases that are on wheels, and waits for Alkatraz to get up. Alkatraz gets to his knees, and G-Man rams the case into Alkatraz. Now Shocker makes his way over. He hits G-Man in the back with some hard forearm shots. Shocker then grabs G-Man's head and slams his head into the case. Fans cheer for that. G-Man is out on his feet, and Shocker gives him a side Russian Leg-Sweep on the concrete. Alkatraz has made his way to his feet, but is dazed. Shocker runs at Alkatraz and clotheslines him down- NO! Alkatraz ducks, then clotheslines Shocker down to the concrete! Remember, the bell has yet to ring. Alkatraz stomps on Shocker, then makes his way to G-Man. Alkatraz pulls G-Man up to his feet, then gives him some hard rights. Alkatraz takes G-Man towards the ring. He stops, and whips G-Man into the guardrail! Wait! Shocker comes from behind and knocks Alkatraz over with a flying shoulderblock. Shocker hops up to his feet, runs at G-Man, only to get back body dropped over the railing and into the crowd! G-Man falls to one knee for a couple of seconds, the gets back to his feet. He tries to climb over the railing, but Alkatraz is up, and he grabs G-Man from behind. He side suplexes G-Man off the railing and to the floor! Alkatraz then makes his way over the railing, as security guards rush over to get the fans out of the way. Shocker is up on his feet. Both men exchange rights and lefts. Alkatraz wins, grabs Shocker's head, attempts to slam it into the guardrail, but Shocker blocks it. He blocks it again. Shocker kicks Alkatraz in the stomach, and slams his head into the guardrail! Alkatraz is dazed, but not down. Shocker sets him up for a PILEDRIVER ON CONCRETE! Shocker attempts, but Alkatraz holds onto his legs, blocking it. Alkatraz reverses it with a BACK BODY DROP! Alkatraz falls to both knees and the fans cheer. He then gets back to his feet. WHAT THE?! G-MAN SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND TAKES ALKATRAZ DOWN WITH A FLYING SPEAR! WHAT A MOVE! G-Man gets up and poses. The fans boo like crazy, but this time G-Man smiles. He walks over to Shocker. He grabs Shocker, pulls him up, and then throws him over the guardrail. G-Man follows him. He takes Shocker. and walks him down to ringside. He whips Shocker into the ring apron, then picks him up and rolls him into the ring. G-Man then slides in. THE BELL HAS RUNG! G-Man picks up Shocker, sets him up, and connects with a Vertical Suplex. Meanwhile Alkatraz is on the right side of the guardrail, inching his way to the ring. G-Man picks up Shocker, tries to whip him into the corner but Shocker reverses it, and runs in with a BIG splash! G-Man walks out of the corner dazed. Shocker grabs him and Bulldogs him! He covers... 1...2 kickout. Barely a 2 there. Shocker rolls out of the ring, walks over and grabs Alkatraz. He picks Alkatraz up, takes him to ringside, and slams his head on the ring apron. He then rolls Alkatraz in the ring, where he is stomped repeatedly by G-Man. Alkatraz is still dazed by that amazing move G-Man pulled off. Shocker climbs the apron, and goes up to the top turnbuckle. G-Man sees him up there and wisely goes to the other side of the ring. Shocker jumps off and connects a flying elbow smash on Alatraz! He covers! 1...2.. G-Man kicks Shocker off, but Alkatraz got his foot on the rope. G-Man gets on top of Shocker and lays down some hard punches. The ref breaks it up. G-Man picks up Alkatraz. Alkatraz is on his knees when he delivers a LOW BLOW! The ref missed it! Alkatraz hops up to his feet and DDTs G-Man! Alkatraz gets up and goes right after Shocker. He takes Shocker, whips him off the ropes and delivers a Belly to Belly Suplex! Alkatraz poses. He picks up Shocker again, sets him up for what looks to be a Vertical Suplex. He lifts up Shocker, holds him up... BRAINBUSTER! He covers... 1...2 what?! He lifts Shocker up. He may have had him right there. He Looks t G-Man, who is on his feet on the other side of the ring. They exchange words. Alkatraz picks up Shocker, and takes him to the corner that G-Man is in. G-Man steps outside of the ring. Alkatraz sets Shocker up for a Piledriver. He lifts him up... G-Man is climbing the turnbuckle... SPIKE PILEDRIVER! Shocker is out! Alkatraz Gets up, and extends his hand to G-Man. They shake hand, but Shocker holds on, pulls him over to a boot to the stomach, and holds G-Man's hand. Alkatraz pulls out some HANDCUFFS from his tights and he handcuffs G-Man to the top rope! The crowd loves it! Alkatraz pins Shocker... 1...2...3! New champion! WINNER AND NEW U.S CHAMPION: Alkatraz JR: What a match! That was a great plan by Alkatraz! He executed it perfectly, and now he is the new U.S. champion! What a plan! King: What a plan? What a cheap-skate! G-Man had that match! This is horrible... I though this was going to be a great night for The Revolution... but Alkatraz had to ruin it! JR: Well, very arguable point there King. What a sec folks, WHO'S THAT AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP!? ITS KIDD LIGHTNING! Play By Play: Kidd Lightning is running down the ramp unseen by Alkatraz who is holding the Title in the air and taunting the hancuffed GMan. Lightnings in the ring. Alkatraz turns around and Kidd Lightning jumps up, HURRICANRANNA INTO THE CORNER GOES ALKATRAZ! Kidd Lightning picks Alkatraz up in a Tombstone position and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. WHEN LIGHTNING STRIKES ON THE NEW US CHAMPION! Kidd Lightning picks up the Title and looks at G-Man. Kidd Lightning smashes G-Man's head in with the Title! Kidd Lightning waves his hand at the ring announcer and gets a mic. Lightning: A few weeks ago I beat your former U.S. Champion Shocker. When I beat him I thought, "Its too early to retire." So I took a few weeks off, but now I am after the U.S. Title. G-Man, you won't stand in my way. Alkatraz, you are going down. [Play: Kidd Lightning starts to leave.] JR: KIDD LIGHTNINGS BACK! King: He hit G-Man! I can understand Alkatraz, but not G-Man, AAHHH!!! JR: This indead is very big. But moving on to other things, how about Sohven returning?! I thought he was on vacation! King: Me too, but unfortunatly he isn't. I wonder what that idiot is up to. We don't need him here. JR: King, Sohven is the mastermind behind EWO. He IS EWO, behind the scenes. King: But now we have a new mastermind in Smitty! JR: Speaking of Smitty, he has a match with Austin tonight, but first we have the triple threat IC title match! JR: Things are really heating up here tonight folks. And now, we get to our final three matches. You really have to think now, about these three. First, we have the three way IC Title match. These men have been showing hatered for each other for weeks. They have attacked each other, and just show no fear towards the other. King: I think someone's going to get hurt, its unhealthy the way these men hate. JR: It is indeed. Then, we move on to EWO President Smitty and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin does the opposite of what Smitty says and Smitty has gotten fed up. These two men are really going to kill each other. King: What are you talking about? Its going to be The True Expert Smitty killing Austin, the way it should be. JR: Perhaps. But then, in the main event we see Curt Hennig vs. The Unknown Warrior in a First Blood Match. King: I'm gonna have to stop you there Jim, I don't want to hear what you have to say about this even fued. Hennig is going to rip The Unknown Warrior apart. JR: That is really rude, ya know that King. Well, the point of this folks is that these three matches are going to be crazy. Lets get them started.
HBK VS. Mark Haverill vs. Chris Jericho (Champion) ["HBK" Shawn Michael's music starts up and the crowd goes wild. The man himself, HBK, walks out at the top of the ramp. The crowd is cheering their heads off. HBK dances his way down the ramp and into the ring. HBK does his usual pose with pyros going off behind him.] ["Battleflag" by the Lo Fidelity Allstars and the crowd is booing. They hate this man. Mark Haverill walks out to the top of the ramp. He is staring at HBK as he continues to walk down the ramp. He gets in the ring and goes to a corner. He climbs up a turnbuckle and raises his arm, pyros shoot off from the other three corners. [The Y2J countdown starts up and the crowd goes wild. 5....4....3....2....1 The lights go out and then suddenly, BOOM! Pyros shoot off as "Break The Walls Down" starts to play. Jericho is standing in his usual pose wearing his IC Title. He slowly makes his way down the ramp as the crowd is going wild. He gets in the ring and gives his belt to the ref. THERES THE BELL!] Play-by-Play: HBK, Haverill, and Jericho are circling the ring. Jericho makes the first move and charges at Haverill. Haverill ducks and Jericho goes into the corner. HBK charges Haverill and nails him with a closeline. Haverill is down HBK elbow drops Haverill in the chest and Haverill gasps for air. Jericho gets up and hits HBK with a charging elbow! Jericho pounds away at HBK, Haverill gets up and chops Jericho in the back. Haverill turns around Jericho and punches him into the corner then he chops away at Jericho. HBK runs and jumps towards Haverill but he ducks and HBK GOES CHARGING INTO JERICHO! Haverill grabs HBK and DDT to HBK! Haverill picks up HBK and throws him off the ropes and jumps over HBK, HBK goes off the next rope and then Haverill tries to jump over HBK but he grabs him and nails a POWERBOMB!!!! Jericho charges at HBK and closelines HBK! And leg drop! Jericho picks him up by his hair and runs with him and BULLDOG! Haverill up now he grabs Jericho and throws him to the outside. Haverill grabs Jericho and tosses him into the STEEL STEPS!! Haverill goes back in the ring the ref counts Jericho 1.2.3.4...NO Haverill throws HBK right into the ref and knocks him out cold! Haverill jumps off of HBK to the outside and falls right on top of Jericho! Both men down. HBK gets outside of the ring and put up four fingers! He hooks Haverill up in the figure four leg lock! WAIT JERICHO ON THE SECOND ROPE BACKFLIP ONTO HBK AND HAVERILL!!! Jericho pins the ref is knocked out. Jericho takes Haverill and PILEDRIVER ON CEMENT!!! He leaves him there throws HBK in the ring and HBK gets up and starts fighting his way away from Jericho. He then throws him off the ropes and back elbow! HBK gets on top and sets up ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE!! HBK gets up and picks Jeicho up and sends him off the ropes. Jericho jumps up, DROPKICK! NO! HBK held on to the ropes and Y2J fell flat on his back. HBK gets his breath back. Haverill is up. He goes and gets a chair. He slids in the ring, HBK turns around, WHACK! Right over the head. He goes over to where Jericho is on the ground and swings the chair. OUCH! Right over his back. Mark goes back over to HBK and puts him in the corner. He gives HBK a few kicks in the stomach. He lifts him up to the top rope, going himself. SUPERPLEX! Haverill pins, the ref is slowly waking up. 1...........2.......kickout! Haverill looks mad and yells at the ref. He picks up HBK, Jericho slides over with and does a low blow! He gets up, Haverill turns around, DDT! He pins, but HBK quickly knocks him off. HBK picks up Jericho and whips him off the ropes. HBK clothelines but Jericho ducks and HBK goes off the opposite ropes. Both men are running towards the middle, HBK jumps and delivers a power packed punch nailing Jericho to the mat. He goes over to Haverill and picks him up. He sets him up for a vertical suplex. He lifts, but Haverill blocks. He tries again with the same results. Haveill has HBK up for a suplex! He throws HBK and HBK lands his crotch on the ropes! He sits there for a sec, but rolls onto the ring apron. Haverill goes over to Jericho and lifts him up. Jericho punches Haverill in the stomach and throws him head first over the top rope. HBK stands up. Jericho runs up to the top rope, HBK runs over and pushes Jericho over to the gaurdrail making him smash his head off it. Haverill is up, but stumbling. HBK runs and jumps off the apron and nails Haverill with a flying fist. He goes over to Jericho and rolls him back in the ring, and pins. 1...2...kickout! HBK picks up Jericho and runs off the ropes. He jumps up HURRICANRANNA! NO! Jericho caught HBK and powerbombed him! Jericho is holding on, HE'S LIFTING HBK BACK UP! DOUBLE POWERBOMB! Jericho grabs HBK's legs and starts turning him over, THE WALLS OF JERICHO! HBK IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! Haverills back in the ring, he gallops at Jericho, HIGH HEAT! HAVERILL PINS JERICHO WHILE HBK IS OUT ON THE GROUND, 1...2...3! WINNER, NEW IC CHAMPION: Mark Haverill King: YES!!! JR: What a match! King: I knew Haverill had it in him! I just knew it. JR: That match was certainly a fair ending, HBK was out on the ground after going through the Walls of Jericho. King: Thats not true! He just didn't wanna have to face Haverill when he's mad! JR: Sure King. Well, we have a new IC champion! ["I Disappear" by Metallica starts playing and the crowd boo's like crazy.] JR: Looks like Smitty is ready for his match.
EWO President Smitty vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin [Smitty walks out with his True Expert Title and goes down the ramp and into the ring. He awaits Austin.] [The glass shatters and the crowd goes wild. They expect "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. A minute passes but he's a no show.] Play By Play: Smitty is yelling at the ref. "Ring the bell or your fired!" THERES THE BELL! Smitty orders the ref to count Austin out. 1.....2......3......4.....5......6......7.......8........9...........10! WINNER: Smitty JR: What the hell was that? [Up on the Mania-Tron you see EWO Owner Sohven.] Sohven: Smitty, I had a feeling you might try this. So I went hunting. [Sohven is in front of a door that reads "EWO President Smitty". Smitty is pissed in the ring. Sohven opens the door and you see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin tied up. Smitty runs out of the ring and backstage as Sohven fades off the Mania-Tron.] JR: Wow. King: Don't even start JR. Its time we got to the main event. JR: Okay, after a terrific night, we are moving on to our main event. King: Oh boy! I can' wait to see Curt Hennig reach the top of the mountain and take home the World Title! JR: He may just do it, but The Unknown Warrior has just as just as many chances. King: He certainly doesn't. Hennig has this thing won hands down. JR: I wouldn't say that, The Unknown Warrior has a lot of experience over Hennig and that will come into play. King: So what, Hennig can still beat him. He's been around a while himself, and wants the Title more. JR: I don't know about that, but lets just get this match started.
Curt Hennig vs. The Unknown Warrior [Curt Hennig's music starts up and the crowd is booing as loud as they can. They hate this man. Hennig walks out at the top of the ramp chewing gum and holding his sweat towel. He smiles at the crowd booing him. He walks down the ramp and into the ring. He looks around thinking very hard. He walks over to the corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and raises his arms. He spits out his gum and hits it into the crowd all in one motion.] [The arena goes dark, and lightning strikes in the middle of the ring, exactly when "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot blasts up on the speakers. The crowd is cheering so loud its deafening. The Unknown Warrior steps onto the stage, and he gives an evil smile. He then walks to the ring with a purpose. He strolls down the stage. The fans are chanting "TUW… TUW… TUW…!" . Once off the ramp he runs down to the ring where he slides under the bottom rope. He raises one arm as huge pyros shoot up.] Play By Play: THERES THE BELL! Hennig runs at Warrior, and hits him with a clothesline. Warrior is up, and is hit with another clothesline. Hennig whips Warrior off the ropes, and hits him with a back body drop. Warrior rolls out of the ring. He is starting to walk up the ramp, when Hennig runs at him. Warrior quickly turns around and nails Hennig with a clothesline. He was playing possum. Warrior is now stomping away at Hennig. Warrior picks up Hennig, and walks him over to the Mania-Tron. He grabs Hennig by the back of the head, and slams his head against the steel bordering. He slams his head once again against the steel bordering! He is trying to bust Hennig open early. Warrior now going for a piledriver. But Hennig reverses and sends Warrior down hard on the ramp. Hennig now gets on top of Warrior, and unleashes a hurricane of punches. Hennig picks up Warrior and brings him down the ramps. He throws Warrior into the steel barrier. He then clotheslines him over it, into the crowd. Hennig hops over the barrier himself, and hits Warrior with some right hands. They are fighting through the crowd. Hennig grabs Warrior by the head, and delivers a DDT! Warrior's head bouncing off the concrete floor! Its surprising Warrior didn't bust open! Hennig picks up Warrior, and throws him back into the ring area. With Warrior down, Hennig goes under the ring and gets a ladder! What is he gonna do with that? Hennig lifts the ladder over his head, and slams it down on the back of Warrior! He lifts it up again, and waits for Warrior to turn around. Warrior turns around, and Hennig nails him right in the face with the ladder! Warrior is down and out. Hennig gets back into the ring, and sets up the ladder in the corner. Meanwhile, Warrior has gotten to his feet. Warrior walks over to the timekeeper, and grabs a chair. Warrior slides into the ring, only to get stomped by Hennig. Warrior lets go of the chair, and Hennig picks it up. Warrior is leaning on the ropes, as Hennig lifts the chair over his head. Hennig slams the chair down, but Warrior moves, and the chair bounces off the top rope, and nails Hennig right in the face! Hennig drops the chair and stumbles backwards. Warrior picks up the chair, and nails Hennig right in the face with the chair. Hennig still won't fall. Warrior bounces off the ropes, and swings the chair hard at Hennig, nailing him right in the jaw, and knocking him over! Hennig is down and out. Warrior picks him up, and delivers a suplex on onto the chair. Warrior now gets on top of Hennig, and starts with rights and lefts to the head of Hennig. Hennig flips Warrior over his head to the outside. When he gets in the ring, Hennig is waiting with the chair. He runs at Warrior and nails him in the head with the chair. Warrior is down. Hennig picks him up, and whips him into the corner where the ladder is leaning. Warrior's skull bounces off the ladder with authority. Warrior is standing helpless in the middle of the ring. Hennig walks over to the ladder, and tips it over, causing it to fall right onto Warrior's head! Warrior is down, and Hennig is on the top rope. He jumps up, WARRIOR PUTS THE LADDER IN HIS PLACE AND HENNIG COMES CRASHING DOWN ON IT! Warrior scrambles to his feet. He picks up Hennig and sends him into the ropes, Hennig comes back and Warrior gives Hennig a back body drop onto the ladder! Ouch! Warrior then kicks the ladder out of the ring. He picks up Hennig and sends him into the corner. He sticks his foot in Hennigs face and chokes him. Smart move by TUW, wear Hennig out and then cut him open. Warrior chokes him for a while and then lets go of the hold. He looks around and see's something towards the outside edge of the ring. He gets out of the ring and picks up the top half of the steel steps. He throws it into the ring with a chashing noise. He rolls in the ring and picks it back up. He throws it at Hennig and it crushes him! Warrior looks stumped for ideas. He looks around. JR: What a match these two are having. WHO'S THAT! King: OH NO ITS CONAN! Play By Play. Conan walks down the the ramp. He has a cast on and a sling. Warrior see's him and smiles, Hennig is out cold on the ground. Whats Conan gonna do. Whats that? Conan pulls the yellow handled knife out of his pocket! Hennig sent Conan that knife! Warrior takes it and smiles. He walks over to Conan. WHATS THIS!? SMITTY AND BBP ARE RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP! SMITTY'S IN FIRST, HE KNOCKS WARRIOR OVER! The knife went flying and ended up behind an announcers table. Conan leaves. Here comes the Kidd and Brian Revolution! They get in the ring and take out Smitty, BBP got out of the way. Hennig's back up. Look at this! Its Hennig, Smitty, and BBP on one side and TUW, Brian Revolution on another! BBP TURNS AND CLOTHESLINES HENNIG! BBP TURNED ON THE REVOLUTION! HE WAS WARRIOR SECRET GUY! Smitty stands there in disbelief. BBP turns and tackles Smitty! He starts punching away at him! Warrior jumps on Hennig and is punching him. Kidd slides out of the ring and is looking for the knife. He finds it and brings it in the ring. He gives it to BBP, BBP CUTS SMITTY OPEN! KIDD GIVES BBP A MIC! BBP: Ya know what? I knew Brian Revolution before I knew any of you guys, and they started talking some sense into me! But I can't live with some of the stuff I've done here, so I just took it out on you. I am no longer in The Revolution, no longer the Commissioner, AND I AM RETIRING! HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! Play By Play: BBP gives the knife to Warrior and and tosses the mic. He leaves the ring and doesn't look back. JR: WOW! King: AAHHHHH!! WARRIORS GOT THE KNIFE! Play By Play: Warrior sits on top of Hennig holding the knife in the air. The crowds going wild. The knife has Smitty's blood on it. HENNIG KNEES WARRIOR IN THE BALLS! Hennig rolls out of the ring. He pulls Smitty out, who is bleeding a lot. He grabs the knife too, that Warrior dropped. Brian Revolution gets on one side, The Kidd on the other, and TUW in the ring. Hennig's trapped. He charges the Kidd with the knife, Kidd backs away and Hennig clotheslines him. Brian Revolution comes running at Hennig, but Hennig turns with a back body drop on to Kidd! He rolls in the ring. TUW and Hennig circle, Hennig has the knife. Smitty jumps in behind Warrior and turns him around, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! THATS SMITTY'S FINISHER! Hennig jumps on top of Warrior and cuts him with the knife. Warrior is busted open! The bell rings! WINNER, NEW EWO/OSW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Curt Hennig Play By Play: "If Ya Smell... What the Rock... Is Cookin" starts playing and the crowd is on their feet! The Rocks coming! He's running down the ramp at Hennig. Smitty swing at Rock but misses, ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM ON SMITTY! He grabs Hennig but Hennig jabs the knife at him. Rock backs away. Someone jumps the gaurdrail and slides into the ring, dropkicks Hennig in the back knocking the knife out of his hands! Who is that? JR: I KNOW HIM! THATS EWO HALL OF FAMER KIDMAN! HE'S BACK! Play By Play: Rock and Kidman eye each other, then Hennig low blows Rock as Kidman goes up to the top rope. He jumps, SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON SMITTY! Meanwhile Rock punches Hennig down and out of the ring. Warrior is up. Rock, Kidman, and The Unknown Warrior stand side by side eyeing Curt Hennig. A ref gives Hennig the belt and he puts it over his shoulder walking away. JR: THOSE THREE MEN ARE OUT TO GET WHAT HENNIG HAS! King: OH NO! LOOK AT SMITTY! HE'S BLEEDING AND OUT COLD ON THE GROUND! JR: WHAT A NIGHT! HENNIG IS THE NEW CHAMPION! ROCK, KIDMAN, AND THE UNKNOWN WARRIOR WANT SMITTY! GOODNIGHT FOLKS! [The camera fades out.] |