Al Pacino * Hilary Duff
ON THE BUS
Robert Deniro * Larry David * Al Franken * Greg Ouellette
A James Ostis Film
Coming soon to a theater near you, the future smash hit, On the Bus, a twisted romantic comedy from the creator of Wrestling Alligators. On the Bus follows the unlikely love life between young Hilary Duff and not so young Al Pacino. They meet, (as the title implies) on the bus, driven by the mysterious bus driver (played by Alligators' Greg Ouellette). We're not sure if he's a school bus driver or a greyhound bus driver or a city bus driver or just a random bus driver. Robert Deniro plays Duff's father and gets into a fight with Al Pacino (Pacino kicks his ass). Larry David plays Al Pacino's best friend who always complains about the bus driver. Al Franken goes around and kicks conservatives' ass. You'll be amazed in the stunning final scene which will take place..........on the bus.
Production of the film is being delayed until Ms. Duff's 18th birthday for legal purposes.
Legend has it that the film's creator, James Ostis, came up with the idea in Wal*Mart one day this summer. He envisioned this all star cast, and thanks to Halloween Foosball pictures it will take part. Jim also plays a cameo as the ex-boyfriend of Ms Duff who also gets his ass kicked by Al Pacino (his character takes it as an honor).
Other cameo roles include Corey Pinkham, Ric Flair, Steve Ostis, Catherine Zeta Jones, Chris Berman, Trish Stratus, Vince McMahon, and Manny Ramirez as "The Pointing Guy." There's also a pelican.
