The Reunion:
Dan: You've got a lot of potential. You know your stuff, you can write, you look good.
Natalie: So what's the problem?
Dan: You're a couple of years away from being ready.
Natalie: A couple of years?
Dan: Yeah, if you're lucky.
Natalie: Dan, you –
Dan: I was blowing you off before. I'm sorry.
Natalie: A couple of years?
Dan: Yeah.
Natalie: Why?
Dan: 'Cause that's how hard it is to make this look easy. I once thought being a field goal kicker looked easy till 11 guys running after me demonstrated why I should never try it again.
Natalie: Are you telling me to never try it again?
Dan: No, I'm telling you that A: it wasn't as easy as it looked, and B: if I'd have kept at it, I might have been a field goal kicker.
Natalie: Is that what you really wanted to do?
Dan: No, I wanted to do this. What do you want to do?
Natalie: Just something more.
Dan: Then keep doing what you're doing, 'cause you're heading in the right direction.
Natalie: Thanks, Danny.
Dan: Sure.

Dan: Do you know how many times you'd have to kill me before I'd name a soccer player athlete of the century?
Natalie: Let's find out.

Napoleon's Battle Plan:

Natalie: You knew about Gordon and Sally, and you knew about Casey and Sally. And someone didn't share, did they?
Dan: No.
Natalie: When the dust settles on this thing, you know what you're going to have to get?
Dan: Punishment?
Natalie: A little punishment.

Casey: Who's punishing you?
Dan: Natalie. For not telling her sooner. I think she's withholding our pants.
Casey: You're a lot of fun to share an office with today, you know that?

Casey: What's going on?
Natalie: Dan's a loser.

Natalie: I love you, Danny. You're the best.
Casey: Hang on!
Natalie: What?
Casey: I thought I was the best.
Natalie: Things change.

The Sweet Smell of Air:
Dan: Natalie, what do you think of Daniel Rydell?
Natalie: Are you referring to yourself in the third person?
Dan: No
Natalie: 'cause it's awfully annoying.
Dan: I know it is.

Dana Get Your Gun:
Dan: Natalie...
Natalie: Not a chance in hell.
Dan: I haven't said anything yet. Natalie: You were going to ask me to go clothes shopping with Casey.
Dan: How did you know that?
Natalie: I'm intuitive.
Jeremy: And you were miked
Natalie: That too.
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Dan:Natalie
Natalie: Dan, I am saying that he is a woman. I spent eight hours on a Saturday watching Casey had to try on everything that Barneys to offer. He left with a scarf.
Dan: You've seen how he dresses. You owe this to the whole world.
Natalie: No!
Dan (getting on his hands and knees): Natalie, I love Tom Wades more than, I don't know, I just love Tom Wades.
Natalie: There is a party at Lot 61 tomorrow night, if you get me on the guest list then I will go shopping with Casey
Dan (kisses Natalie's forehead): You don't know much I appreciate this.
Natalie: It is an impossible list to get on.
Dan: I will make it happen
Natalie: You should know if you are planning to use your celebrity to get me in, I already called around pretending to be you.
Dan: You pretended to be me?
Natalie: Um, I pretended to be your secretary calling on your behalf
Dan: My secretary?
Natalie: Ms. Jean Hodges, she is very effisious.
Dan: And they just turned me down flat?
Natalie: Yeah
Dan: Wierd
Natalie (walking away): Spooky

Dear Louise:
Elliot: How's the writer's block?
Dan: You're gonna need to get someone in to fix my computer.
Kim: What's wrong with it?
Dan: It's in several pieces on my floor.

Dan: So, I ask everyone

Casey: That book is mine and it doesn't leave the building.
Dan: Do you know how anal you are about your books?
Casey: Uh, I know that Natalie's got your manhood stuffed inside of a Prada bag.

Dan: Natalie, you know what would make you a better golfer?
Natalie: Learning to play golf?

Dan: You know golf is fifty percent mental.
Natalie: I'm beginning to think that so are you, Dan.
Dan: This sucks.

Draft Day - The Fall of Ryan O'Brian:
Dan: Why am I always the one who asks and he's always the one who knows?
Natalie: You're not always the one, Danny. My assignments are very even and what's more you know that.
Dan: Not today.
Natalie: Today, I'm pissed at you and I'm in no mood to make you look smart. You don't like it, lump it.
Dan: Natalie.
Natalie: Take it down the road and dump it.

Natalie: When the game is over, Dan will hoist me on his shoulders.
Dan: I'm reclaiming my manhood today, baby.
Natalie: Let's go.

Natalie: Friend! Thank god! Hey, Dan.
Dan: Hey dumbass.
Natalie: Danny!
Dan: I saw Dana in the hallway.
Natalie: I hate all of you.

Natalie: Why aren't you in the studio?
Dan: I'm trying to avoid Casey.
Natalie: Why?
Dan: He's making me crazy. He's been making me crazy all day. It doesn't work for me. I'm more comfortable when I'm making him crazy.

Natalie Two guys have ascended 5 miles into the sky. They walked up a wall of ice and are preparing to knock on the door of heaven itself. There's really no end to what we can do. You know what the trick is?
Dan What?
Natalie Get in the game!

Dan Where I come from, we don't say things about people
Natalie You come from Connecticut.
Dan That's right.
Natalie You don't say things about people in Connecticut?
Dan We do not.