"We've been through this before!"

Jack turned his back on Daniel in frustration and began scribbling the translation on the blackboard for at least the tenth time. The time loop they were stuck in was starting to take its toll on both him and Teal'c.

Teal'c meanwhile, was choosing to sit this loop out. He hadn't bothered to assist in the translations. Jack had last seen him heading towards the main gates of the compound, and didn't bother following.

"Have you ever just let loose...?"

Jack snapped his head around to face Daniel, hand paused in writing. 

"What?"

Daniel responded by waggling one of his talkative eyebrows at Jack in order to get the message across. 

Jack stared back at him, lost in thought. //Oh// he thought. Much to his surprise, the idea hadn't really come to him before. He'd been too focused on the work without pondering the other possibilities. //I can't believe it took *Daniel* to remind me to have fun!// He stared at Daniel a moment longer. A thought came to him. One that would solve all his problems.

Jack raised Daniel a second eyebrow as well as a slow-spreading mischievous grin...

*****

"...what do you think?" asked the eyebrows and mouth simultaneously from across the messroom table.

Jack stared at Daniel as the loop kicked in, momentarily disoriented. Then he remembered...

Suddenly Daniel found himself being dragged at full-speed towards the nearest broom closet available. 

"Wha-?

"No time to explain in detail..." Jack mumbled while trying to take off each item of clothing he was wearing, simultaneously. "Stuck in time loop. Only me and Teal'c remember. Will keep happening unless fix it... You said go wild as no consequences until we find a solution..."

Daniel, not lacking a great deal in the brain department, read between the lines extremely well. Especially considering the fact Jack was now completely naked and had moved in on the Object Of His Lust's clothes.

"Oh," he replied, intelligently.

And within a split second he was also ripping clothes off like a man possessed.

They were easily naked by the time the door to the broom closet slammed shut behind them. Jack pushed himself hard up against Daniel, kissing him as years of penned up sexual frustration came spilling out. He heard muffled sounds coming from Daniel's mouth as the man groped wildly for Jack's cock, and decided that if Daniel was trying to talk that he certainly had shocking timing. He felt two hands grab hold of him, stroking furiously, and he gasped in, feeling his head tilt back as the electricity pulsed through his body. 

"Jack!"

//Damn!// thought Jack as he tried to stifle Daniel into silence with just his tongue. "Not...now!"

Daniel pushed him back again, not even letting go of the Colonel's cock to do so. Jack grunted at the motion, though certainly not displeased with the sensation it caused as he thrust forward against the fingers.

"Jack!"

Jack sighed loud in frustration and grabbed hold on either side of Daniel's head, looking him deep in the eyes. "WHAT??!"

Daniel, flustered and aroused as his partner, still found the ability to talk. "What's...? I mean...where'd...? What...?"

Jack shook his head in frustration and pushed his mouth against Daniel's once more, silencing the man. 

"Shuttup... Talk too much... Not *NOW*!!" he managed to mumble between thrusting his cock up to rub hard against Daniel's groin. "*Loop*... Won't remember! So just do it!"

Daniel nodded assent as the colonel pushed him into the wall behind. Time loops just didn't happen every day. And Jack was right - he certainly did think way too much. 

"Do it!" he panted into Jack's mouth, voice deep. He pushed Jack back enough to spin around, leaving himself facing the wall. He then took a step back at the waist to reconnect his body to the man behind him. 

"Christ, Daniel!" gasped Jack, nearly skewering the man at the movement. He wouldn't have guessed his young scholar had such a sex drive. And he certainly wasn't complaining. 

A small bottle on the shelf next to his arm caught his eye. He nearly shouted in glee at the brilliance of its location, and silently promised to promote whoever stocked the shelves. It was Vaseline.

"Gonna do it!" he shouted out loud, causing Daniel to turn his head and look at him as though that was the most obvious of statements ever uttered. 

"Well, goddamn do it then!" he shouted back, shoving his hips with small but impatient thrusts back against Jack's erection. 

Jack moaned loud and grabbed wildly for the Vaseline, managing to grasp it and twist the cap off in one quick movement. Practically pouring the entire contents over his cock, he then threw the bottle aside and thrust forward deep. Daniel let loose a groan, half grunted as he pushed back until they were joined tightly together. Jack grabbed hold of Daniel's hips and began thrusting back and forth, barely having the strength to contain the desperate enthusiasm of his younger partner who was trying hard to skewer himself permanently. Reaching around Daniel's legs with his right hand, Jack wrapped his fingers around the man's cock and began pulling strokes along the length, suddenly feeling the shuddering of the inevitable course through their bodies. They came hard, Jack thrusting forward so firmly he slammed Daniel's body flat against the wall as they yelled into the cramped air.

Jack pulled back and slumped to the ground, Daniel close behind him. They sat panting, legs spread loosely over floor and shelves. 

Daniel looked over a few moments later. "I'm not going to remember this?" he asked, clearly disappointed.

Jack just grinned. "If you think I'm done looping with you, you're not as smart as I thought."

A look of pleased relief spread across Daniel's face. "Just stuff something in my mouth if I waste time talking again, ok?" he said, grinning ferally as he stretched his naked body against the wood behind their backs.

Jack nearly jumped Daniel again right then and there. But he held back, knowing he had all the time in the world to do it again. And again, and again.

...And so it wasn't long before they established their own pattern on repetitive behaviour throughout the loops...

***

"Ooh, Jack!!"

"*Daniel*!! Harder!! HARDER!!"

***

"Spank me, Master!!"

"Of course, my favourite archaeologist-slave..."

***

"I am an alien from the planet Halfoyd."

"Then probe me, baby!!"

***

And so the cycles continued, Jack and Daniel developing a very satisfying pattern of rendezvous in every place on the compound, the Stargate included. Every time, Jack had barely to waggle an eyebrow at Daniel before his smart counterpart caught on. Jack had never realised before how sexually close to bursting his poor friend must have been. All those years of sexual tension. The looks, the touches, the words. 

Each time in the loops, Daniel was already naked before Jack had finished giving an instant summary of what they had been up to on each previous occasion. He was quite proud of it, really. Jack had never managed to get partners naked so fast before in his life. His ego was certainly enjoying it.

And, as the cycles looped on, their relationship became more and more involved. And certainly more and more...unusual.

*****

"Well, darh-ling, I think it's like, totally, me!"

He spun around in his pretty pink fairy dress.

"Errr...Jack...?"

***

"If I wanna take a guy home wit' me tonight, it's none of yo'ar business!"

He waggled his hips.

Jack stared. "Daniel...ummm..."

***

When loop number two hundred and fifteen had been reached, Teal'c, patient as ever, decided it was time to tactfully ask Jack when he was planning on getting back to business.

"Should we not continue with our mission to break the loop?" he asked, managing to grab hold of Jack's shirt collar before he ran off with Daniel again. 

Jack struggled vainly at the messroom table.

"How'd the hell you get here so quick?!" he shot back, trying to grope parts of Daniel across the table, causing the oblivious man to display a look of concern. Or it might have been interest. Jack still couldn't tell, even after all the loops that he had romped, tumbled and spanked his partner throughout.

"I ran," replied Teal'c, holding Jack tight as he dragged him from the room. They ended up in an empty meeting room before Teal'c let his Colonel go. 

Teal'c took a seat and stared calculatingly at the man. "Haven't you achieved everything you wanted yet?"

Jack stared back at Teal'c as the thought played in his mind. A slow, devious smirk spread perfectly to mould his features.

The loop flashed.

*****

"Mother dear," said Jack proudly, "I'd like you to meet my whore, Daniel."

Jack's mum took in the sight of the tightly leather clad, greased and toned man leaning casually against the doorway, and promptly fainted.



THE END.