1) You keep a complete set of dice on you at all times.
2) You've figured out the class and approximate level of the characters from all your favorite TV shows.
3) You've ever tried to calculate your own ability scores.
4) You met your significant other at a gaming convention.
5) You have regular debates on the best tabletop system.
b) or CCG.
c) or whther Whitewolf is better as a tabletop or LARP.
d) or whether 2e is better than 3e.
6) You understood all the abbreviations in #5.
7) Your solution to all problems is made with Rock Paper Scissors.
8) You keep a folder with maps and pre-made characters, just in case.
9) You have to schedule work/classes around your campaigns.
10) Your only copy of the Bible, you bought to do research for your In Nomine game.
11) You watch Army of Darkness more than once every three
months.
b) and have started naming all the skeletons after your deceased
characters.
c) and ran out of skeletons.
12) Your cat has kittens and you name them after Forgotten Realms characters (or Dragonlance or whatever).
13) The Conan soundtracks are your favorite mood music.
14) You faithfully watch the D&D cartoon everyday it's on- even though you have it on tape from the original airing.
15) You know exactly where the local gaming club's office is, but don't remember what buildings your classes are in.
16) You've ever written a story based on last night's run.
17) The hardware store knows you by name- because of all the colored duct tape and PVC pipe you go through.
18) You can name all 9 layers of Hell.
19) You can quote whole passages from the rulebook of every system you ever played.
20) You understood all of this.