Karenism
The Religion for People Who Like Karen
Karen: our ruler (she thinks
she is Ursula)
Quote of the day:
You can push through anything except a door
labeled pull.
News:
1/12/02 Added Forum. Still trying to fix picture.
1/9/02 Happy new year! I removed smile and added a picture.
12/22/01 I (Lee) am going away on vacation for 2 weeks so until then I cant update this page...
12/21/01 The site is up! Happy praying to all...
Welcome to Karenism, the religion for people who like Karen. Karen's alter-ego Ursula used to be a semi-Average girl at school until one day, the heavens erupted and a pair of crystal glasses fell on the head of our sweet ruler. Thus, Karenism was born.
Karenism relies on the laws of our fair ruler Karen. Karen has given us her principles and ideas, shown to us unworthy ones in the form of the 4(eyes) commandments:
1. Thou shalt pray to Karen and Karen alone, no matter what Karen sayeth.
This commandment was given to us when Karen said:
"I'M NOT KAREN!", So to revive her spirits we called her Karen.
2. Thou shalt spread the innermost feelings of Karen to those around you.
This commandment was established as embassador evan shouted the words of almighty karen:
"KAREN LIKES ****!"
3. Thou shalt attempt to restore being in karen when she is feeling non-Karenist.
This commandment was ordained because of Karen's self-disbelief, followed as High Preist coltin says:
"Karen!" No response. "Karen! Karen!" No response. "URSULA!" Karen looks. "Karen!" Karen blushes as she realizes that she IS karen.
4. Thou shalt ridicule Karen when she wears a striped shirt.
Karen likes to wear striped shirts and people ridicule her, she obviously enjoys the ridicule because she repeatedly wears striped shirts.
So sayeth the 4(eyes) commandments.
Members:
Ruler: Karen
High Priest: Lee
Ambassador: Evan
Follower: Rachel sh
Slave: Elf Girl
Links:
Downloads:
(To Come)
Jokes:
(to come)
Webmaster: Lee. Email: Galaxy548@aol.com Original idea by Evan. Email: Freakye103@aol.com
