Hunting season already?
I didn't think this sort of thing was legal anymore, but I guess it is in the foothills of Paxton. See, the four hunters surround their newly acquired prize from their most recent hunt by stuffing it in its natural state. In this case it is Candy. I heard that this beast is "two-faced". I don't see how that could work, as she can't seem to get one down, let alone two.

They had the taxidermist make her out to be partying after the body was allowed to stiffen up a bit. I think he fucked up her face. Ah well, not like it would make much difference anyways, the hunters will celebrate the kill by burning the stinky, rotting corpse for all to see. Would sure burn good with all that malt liquor soaked into it's sloppy flesh. The toilet seats of Anna Maria would be much safer once this takes place. Lets all thank our four sportswomen for their arduous task.