Welcome to Lé Câfè de les Artîstes

Our philosophy: we like to think of ourselves as avant garde, out of the norm, risque. We pride ourselves on bringing the most homogenous group of conforming nonconformists to our quiet venue. If you are under 18 or over 30 you are not accepted here. If you voted Republican, please go watch some Fox news, thank you very much. If you don't have an ivy league or small liberal arts education, please watch UHF TV like the rest of the banal masses of society.

Our dishes: Our coffee comes in tall, taller, and extémely tallesque. We offer vegetarian tofu burgers, low-carb escargot, sugar-free fat-free cheesecake, McEarth veggie fun burgers and organic fruit, now with chloroborohydrous oxate. Specials are always Heart Healthy and Fun. We only use the finest organic fruits shipped from third world labor camps.

Our events: Come see Jo McDyke perform from her new spoken word album, "Kill all MEN!" this Friday. Saturday afternoon see a gallery opening of Paul Deux LeBouse's new abstract art exhibit, "Absolutely Blank Canvasses." Saturday night if you're 21-plus we offer "Intellectual Interpretive Dancing." Women and MTF's free. Men and people wearing jeans or bright colors pay $25.

Location: We are located between Starbucks and Starbucks in West PC-Ville Hill. From PC-Ville center, drive past Dunkin' Donuts until you hit Dr. Goldberg's anti-stress massage. Make a right and continue. You will pass "Tofu Paradise" and "Real Estate." We should be to your derechâ.

Enjoy your stay, and bring a book as we value intellectual discourse.

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