The lead singer and triangle-player for the band, "Moorefish Two-Faced Idolslap," Dan's songs, "Girls are Hott," and "My Mommy won't buy me an SAT tutor" were a hit at the community center last Friday. Dan likes to insult other guys to put himself on a pedistal, talk about smoking weed (but never actually smoke), and use his girlfriend Christina for manual pleasure.
Other Moorefish Two-Faced Idolslap songs include: "I Talk about the Same Party I went to Over and Over", "Girls are Hott XIII," "AP Calculus BC," "Being an Editor for the PC High Herald is Inhibiting me from doing my Math Homework," and "With all my Heart, I love her (breasts)." Dan plays lacrosse, X-Treme frisbee, hacky-sack and mind games. Favorite Bands: The Hives, The Strokes, The White Stripes, The Leaves, The Hoots, The Vines, The Suns, The Shins, The Hemps, The Steels, The Cars and Led Zeppelin
The song Dan used to get laid
See Dan's Article for the PC High Herald
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