Dan: "I choose friends based on how cool they are and how good-looking they are, I mean, dude, uh, their honesty and trustworthiness."
Rachel: "I make my friends through my millions of school-related activities." Robert: "Uh, um, I don't pick friends. I'm just f--friends with the other people who have difficulty making friends." Christina: "Whether shes dresses good or not." Michael: "I like a person with a scathing sense of humor and an eye for odd political jokes." Mr. Chruzlovsky: "I determine whether someone should be my friend or not based on how easily he can understand what I say when I discuss complicated math theorems, opinions or sociology." Ms. Maloney: "I don't have any friends. My job is too important." Bud: "Dude, I'm friends with people who will make me look cool. That means they have to dress like hippies and grow their hair out." Hana: "Two words: school sports." Ms. Art: "I'm friends with anyone who is interested in art, between the ages of 20 and 50 and wears offbeat colorful attire." Mr. Curtain: "I'm friends with a nationwide network of male history and English teachers."