Back to PCHS for another day

Mylo: Thou art, yonder, it's like Margaret from stage crew. (Laugh track).

Gerbert: Ay, me, my life is so hard. I am going to make a reference to a random theatre kid and then break into song. The audience will laugh hysterically at my joke about Nebraska or Canadians.

Mylo: When, thou, is our cast party, because thy play is wonderful, but i thus my cast party thee?

Gerbert: Ay, better than anything else is to be thy center of attention, wherefore I can turn my life into a dramedy in hopes of one day being in a movie.

Mylo: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And all that jazz. Life is a cabaret, old chum. Come join the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Gerbert: I am going to annunciate my voice and overexaggerate every word.

Mylo: Yes, and let us bring up some social/political theme throughout the play.

Gerbert: Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, but first I must finish my application to Wesleyan and/or NYU.