Roger Goldstein and Anne Smith-Goldstein blame the teachers for their dead lawn, the war with Iraq, the economic downturn of the nation, the racial inequities of society and their child's obsession with his/her reputation.

His Occupation: Anasthesiologist

Her Occupation: Part-time Therapist, Full-time Sycophant

His Hobbies: Geneology, talking down to people, watching historical documentaries about the Civil War, biking along the streets of PC-Ville Hill, attending political discussion groups at the Library

Her Hobbies: Hosting pot-luck dinners/cocktail parties, gossiping, hiring a babysitter for her 13-year-old, ingesting prescription pills

His Education: Attended PCHS; BS in pre-med from Johns Hopkins; MS in post-pre-med from Tufts; MD from Harvard.

Her Education: Did not attend school. Rather, had her husband buy what is now known as the Goldstein Admissions Building from Tufts and make up a degree for her.

The Family: Nobody knows which student at PCHS is a Goldstein, because the parents spend no time with him/her. They additionally have a younger son (13) and a fat, spoiled infant.

The House: Located on PC-Ville Hill, the house is worth 2 million dollars and was built at the turn of the century. It has a balcony, a yard gardened by a professional, and attic quarters for the immigrant servants.

Dinner Party/Potluck
A Greeting Card from the Smiths
Back to PCHS for another day