Robert was rejected by his peers, so now he pretends to be deep to put himself on a pedistal and attract hot girls. He enjoys masturbating to anime porn, fantasizing about Christina, badmouthing his friends behind their backs, attempting to shave the pubescent mustache from his mouth but failing due to excessive acne and looking at homestarrunner.com. The last time he left the house (besides to go to school) was to stalk that girl with the spikes.
Attracted to: Christina, Rachel, JC, Hana, Michael and any girl who he has a chance with
Robert's Love Poem to Christina
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