Welcome, oh weary traveler, to a world unbeknownst to mankind! First, oh brave one, I shall inform you of friends you may meet on your journey.
Frogdo - Frogdo is a midget human, part of the race of Bobbins. He is the protagonist of three major motion pictures: God of the Kings I, II and III. Patrick Keening- Patrick Keening looks like a combination of a Conehead and George W. Bush. He flies around in an outer space ship, and is probably dead now due to changes in media trends. Eep Op - Eep Op is a robot from outer space, programmed by the supernatural. His weapon of choice is a large beam of light. Oh, great stranger, I must warn you of enemies you may encouner. The Happy Charms Leprachaun - The Happy Charms leprauchaun will reverse your spell of levitation by loading the levitated with sugary junk food that will go straight to his stomach. Wowser - No one knows quite what kind of reptile he is, but Wowser will hurl fireballs at you in the fourth level, I mean, after the fourth bridge. Arrbar - Arrbar is the generic foe and will come to you in one of the following forms: monster, wizard, elf or mother telling you to get off of your computer. You will always be much weaker than him from the beginning, fight him five times and almost die, but then unrealistically defeat him using "wit" and courage. And, now, I shall inform you of weapons and spells you can use. Twelve-sided dice - roll one of these and you can do so much, such as see what number it turns up! The Sword of Gordor - This sword is very effective and powerful, but it has been said to possess evil powers. And now, I shall tell you about the landscape of this world. It is broad fields and medieval castles and rivers, with a portal to outer space and somewhere, deep within the caves of Magnon, you will find the key to open the hidden Yurgon. So, now, my friend, do embark on your journey by pressing ENTER.