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We are a large corporation that uses cheap immigrant and child labor to manufacture poor-quality clothing. We target rich suburban teens. We would place this ad as a pop-up that jams your computer or on the inside cover of your Biology textbook, but we figured by advertising on an angry teen's cartoon site we would get more viewers. So how about it? Buy one of these shirts and you'll get more attention at school than if you dressed up like a parrot or a pirate. We offer cheap quality shirts at an expensive price and steal all of our designs from Abercrombie and Fitch. Order 15 shirts today and we'll enter you in a drawing to win a trip to meet National Idol's Jade Hercroft for 1 minute.