Stupid Pick up Lines Guys Have Said to Me

"Can I...put it in?"

"I masturbate to pictures of you."

"Will you masturbate with a test tube?"

"You have a unique personality. I really know you well."

"Will you hook up with me?"

"Will you go out with me?"

"Hey girls! Wanna party? I have an 8-inch cock!"

(80 year old man): "You look good. Are you Russian?"

"We don't mind if YOU girls wear tank tops."

"Chitty chitty bang BANG!"

"You look goooooooooooooooood."

"Eh! Ya look good!"

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