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HAPPY HAPPY DEATH SONG

You'll be so happy you'll be going crazy
When you are pushing up the daisies
You'll feel better when you're dead
Put a happy bullet in your head

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The happy happy death song tells you what to do
The happy happy death song will kill you

My name is Lucifer listen to me
I can make you happy you will see
Come with me and we'll go to hell
Kill yourself and you'll feel swell

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You are just a mere mortal
Come with me through this endless portal
You will be in total bliss
As you fall through the abyss

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MASSACRE

You deserve to die
You're gonna feel my pain
Now you're gonna suffer
Watch the blood spill from your vein
You ask me why
Because you need to learn
The pain you invoke
Now you're gonna burn

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Your mangled remains are looking very grotesque
I'll rip off your face and wear it as a mask
I will leave you lying deathly cold
Then I will kill everyone in this wretched world

There's nothing you can buy
When you're existence is no more
hacked and magled
I'll bathe in your gore
When your blood is dry
What good is money then
Because of all your greed
This is the beginning of the end

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I'm gonna kill
Everyone that I see
Unprejudiced
I hate everyone including me
The blood is gonna spill
Just as red from everyone
Sadistic, merciless
The slaughter has just begun

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There is no god
I hit him with my buick
I'll beat you with a bible
And stab you with a crucifix
Take your fishing rod
And shove it up your bum
I'll pull it out your mouth
Then you'll be completely numb

MELT DOWN

You hear a whistling up in the air
You look up but there's nothing there
You shrug it off like it's no big deal
Then you slip and fall on a banana peel
On your back you look up at the sky
Guess what? Now you're gonna die
You see a bomb and think what to do
All I've got to say is "sucks to be you"

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There are so many things you wanted to do
Like kidnap an evil monkey from the zoo
But it's too late to do anything
Believe me when I tell you it's gonna sting

You get up and start to run
Too bad for you, your life is done
You look over your shoulder and what do you see?
Coming true is your worst prophecy
The bomb gets closer to the ground
On top of your body will be a dirt mound
You never thought you'd die this way
Very soon your flesh will turn grey

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Now the end is very, very near
Many screams is what you hear
All your life has been down trodden
Wonder who did this? Osama Bin Laden
You wanna know why you deserve this
No matter what you'll feel death's kiss
It hits aboot a mile away
On the ground in peices you'll lay

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The dust flies up everywhere
The force of wind pulls out your hair
You feel the heat and your skin melts
The cards of your life have already been dealt
You scream but it's too late now
Before its awesome power you're forced to bow
It takes a while for the dust to settle down
You don't even get to say bye to your town

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MERCILESS SLAUGHTER

Random killing sprees are my favorite thing
I'll leave finger marks on your neck in a ring
I will stab you then twist the knife
I'll destroy much more than your life
I am the one standing behind the gun
No longer will anyone see the sun
Shooting people all over the place
Not pertaining to religion or race

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Merciless slaughter is so much fun
No one has anywhere to run
Merciless slaughter it's your final destiney
No body, not once, ever believed me

You want to say good-bye to so many people
I'm gonna hang you in the church steeple
When I'm done with you I'll kill your family
Pulling the trigger so very happily
Bullet holes the size of my wrist
Blood will be in the air like a mist
I'll drive around looking for people to kill
Waiting with a gun up in my window sill

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In the morning I will feel no guilt
I pushed the knife in up to the hilt
I've got a baseball bat with a nail
Satan is the only one that I hail
No one ever thought I'd retaliate
All your limbs I will lacerate
I was always the innocent kid
Making fun of me is all you ever did

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You wish now you never bothered me
The rest of your life will never be
I bet you'd take it back now if you could
You won't even be buried in a coffin made of wood
I'll chop you up into tiny pieces
On your knees you scream out to Jesus
How can he help you if he's not real
The steel of my axe is the last you'll feel

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Your head falls off and hits the floor
All over the place is very much gore
I leave you in your mangled state
Your blood drips through the floor grate
I left a mess but I don't care
From my eyes comes a cold stare
No longer will you make fun of me
Your death is all I wanted to see

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PYROTECHNICS

I light stuff on fire
Such as a cross
As the flames get higher
I show it who is boss
We'll burn down a school
The children will burn
Into a bloody pool
No longer can they learn

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I may be a big pyro
Watch me burn down Cairo
You may not think it's fun
Next time I'll burn a nun

We have no endorphins
We burn buildings down
We burnt all the orphans
Their corpses have been charred brown
I'll burn down a bank
Money will go flying
They had a gas tank
Everyone is Dying

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I live on Lake Placid
It is a nice place
I'll pour sulfuric acid
All over your ugly face
I'll throw you in the blaze
I'll find you're death funny
Your corpse will burn for days
Next I'll burn a cute bunny

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SNACK TIME

I want you to starve
No Cookies; I want you to die
Drink my milk behind my back
Now you've got nowhere to hide
Owe me three brownies
You will pay with your life
Death is what you get
Don't make me twist the knife

It's Snack Time!

Peanut butter death
This treat will be your last
You know that oreo
You traded me was nast...y
I've plotted my revenge
It's wrong, but tastes so right
Your chocolate covered corpse
I'll savor every bite

It's Snack Time!

Preheat; four hundred degrees
Don't forget to grease the pan
Screaming; in agony
A nightmare coming true
Dying; you should'a repent
Your tears begin to boil
Cookies; a sweet scent
Grandma's recipe is two parts you

It's Snack Time!

TORTURE

I'll crush you neck with a mallet
If your head doesn't fall off, I'll saw it
I'll beat you with an aluminum bat
Listen to your internal organs go splat
Bullets will fly left and right
People will fall all through the night
I'll tear off your leg and eat it for lunch
Listen to the sound of your body go crunch

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You will die painfully and slow
Look at the light it did glow
As it fades off in the distance
It is your flesh that I'll mince

I will break your legs backwards
And smash your face inwards
Your brains will splatter on the ground
The meaning of your life has never been found
I will gouge out your soft eyes
Now you have no way to cry
I will tie you to a chair
Then I'll burn off all your hair

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I will slice through you with a chainsaw
Your life was one big mistaken flaw
Now you lay on the ground limbless
You did feel the pain of my caress
Dead on the ground you keep twitching
My blood lust is still itching
Now I go find another victim
His life has now become very grim

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WHAT'S TODAY'S SPECIAL?

After your first bite you can't go back
Take this cleaver and hack, hack, hack
It dosen't even taste that bad
One day it will be a big fad

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What's today's special? human flesh!
What's today's special? human flesh!
What's today's special? human flesh!
What's today's special? human flesh!

It's so good it's finger lickin'
It even tastes a little like chicken
Even though I like beef and pork
I'd rather have human flesh on my fork

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Teriyaki marinade, maybe
It would be good on a baby
If you are really old
You should taste good with A1 gold

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