OK Here's the deal. I'll write a story, which i again am making up on the spot, and i'll give you different options of what you can do-say for example"1-pet the dog 2-eat the dog 3-give the dog away cause its an idiot" then you would select 3 of course and go to section 3 of the story. that simple. here we go. so what should it be about? hmm. 1-a day at school 2-a day at school 3-a day at school This is how you win- go the whole day without getting a detention. game's over when you get busted!!!
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Yawwwwwwn. You hate to have to get up in the mornings, especially knowing that you have to go to prison. I mean school. After eating a hearty breakfast of a whole pop tart you pack your bags and run out the door to your car, hoping that you won't be late. You hop in your old car which you've grown to love. Of course it doesn't start. "stupid car, you say to yourself. I never liked you anyway." so you 2-run back in the house and get your mom to take you to school 3- call your friend who you KNOW is always later than you 4-walk to school and miss first hour
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You take off running for the house. Your mom is in your bathrobe eating her toast with curlers still in her hair.You change your mind and decide to walk.GO TO 4
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you call daniel thompson and he sounds groggy. "why'd you wake me up man?" "dude, its like 2 minutes till we hafta be in school." "dude." *click* a minute later he's showered and looks nice and is waiting outside your house. You hop in the car and he floors it to school. You run inside the classroom as the bell finishes ringing. First hour you have English so of course you fall asleep. Suddenly, coming out of the dream world you here your name being called. you respond by saying 5-huh uh what? 6-i agree 7-i don't have an opinion on this matter
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Good choice. school sucks. you get there about five minutes before english class is over. while the teacher has her back to the class, you sneak in and sit down. the teacher asks a question and turns around. you of course answer it to let her know that you were there. that way you might get a detention instead of in-house. she pauses. "have you been here the whole time?" 8-of course 9-no, i just snuck in
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"uh huh what?" the class chuckles. the teacher does not. "you know the rules, no sleeping smiling or talking in this room." she pulls out her yellow pad of detentions. GAME OVER
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"i agree" the teacher and class laugh. "can anyone else tell me who was the author of a boring book?" you feel stupid but you survive. 2nd hour is P.E and 3rd hour is spanish which you sleep through. Then comes lunch. you can get 10-a steaming plate of mashed potatoes, a nice steak, milk, and some corn kernals or 11-chips out of the vending machine thats stale if not moldy
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"i have no opinion on this matter." the teacher looks away. cause she can't win on that one. its engish class, everything is an opinion question. the rest of the morning goes uneventful except when bob fell down the stairs and landed on the girl he had a crush on.finally its lunchtime. you can get 10-a steaming plate of mashed potatoes, a nice steak, milk, and some corn kernals or 11-chips out of the vending machine thats stale if not moldy
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lying is bad! but this time it works. "of course," you say. and since all english teachers are ditzes she believes you. "hmm, i think i might have marked you absent. i'll have to, like, fix that." Ah, you're saved. Next class you have spanish. your teacher is a very old but nice lady who plans on retiring after this year so she doesn't really care what you do. you go to her and ask if you can skip class. of course she doesn't care. you 12-go to a fast food joint across the street 13-go to a mcdonalds about 3 miles down.
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"no i snuck in." the kids laugh at your stupidity. the teacher immediately heads for the desk to give you a detention GAME OVER
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you get in line to get school food. you sit down at your regular table where some of your friends already have been chillin with their chips out of the vending machine. you take one bite of school food and die. of course you die, its school food, dummy.GAME OVER
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you take your bag of chips over to where your friends are sitting and sit down. your lunch isn't exactly tasty and its certainly not nourishing, but it won't kill you either. Lunch is almost over. if you decide you want to skip the rest of the day go to 14. otherwise keep reading. Next hour goes by pretty quickly. The next hour is geometry, where by laws undiscovered by science, time goes three times as slow. He gives you time to do your homework. you can 15-do your homework 16-write a note to your friends 17-draw funny pictures of your loser geometry teacher
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you go to the rally's thats close. good food, and its only a walk away., unfortunately they have been informed by the school to call security if they see teens in there. BUSTED!!! GAME OVER
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good choice. the close restaurants were teaming up with school secutity. You get a nice meal. Now if you want to skip the rest of school, go to 14. if not keep reading. You go back to school and an hour goes by. Then you have to go to the last hour of the day, geometry. It seems like a graveyard in there. Then your teacher gives you time to do your homework. you can 15-do your homework 16-write a note to your friends 17- draw funny pictures of your loser geometry teacher14
you skip school, which is fine now, you cruise around, pick up chicks, do whatever, but tomorrow you're BUSTED!!GAME OVER
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You actually picked this?! LOSER!!! GAME OVER FOR BEING STUPID
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you write a note to your friend. unfortunately Satan, i mean, um, your geometry teacher is always watching and takes it from you. he reads in front of your class and emberrasses the crap out of you. then to make up for your pain, he gives you a yellow piece of paper with the words DETENTION on it. too bad. GAME OVER
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you use the time given to you wisely by drawing funny pictures of your teacher which you will share with your friends later that day. The spawn of the devil, i mean, mr. nuding your geometry teacher comes over to see what you are doing but you have learned to carefully conceal your artwork in the cover of your geometry notebook, because he CANNOT take that away, now can he? Then the bell rings and the day is over!!! YOU WIN!!!
now imagine nine months of that! thats pretty much my school. and i went a whole year without getting a detention! but thats cause i learned the triocks of the trade my freshman year, where i spent pretty close to every day in detention. well, good luck to you at your school, i hope you enjoyed that little story.
