Hey there.
Hello. Why are you here?
Actually, don't answer that. It was probably totally by mistake. You might as well stick around and see what you've found though, eh?
Here is the entertainment I have for you today:
BUT FIRST: get this cat.
Very good. So:

My new character on XTP: Suits me, eh?

Oh... oh, look!
I have created a message board for you all, if you feel the need to post your ideas! I heartily endorse ideas.
In order to post on my message board, you must register. A link at the bottom of every page of my message board, as far as I can tell (and by bottom I do mean the very, very bottom) says "Register an Account", and needless to say it is that link which you must use to register an account. C'mon boys and girls, join my carnival!
Simultaneously, I humbly apologize for the ads involved in that message board... it's as close as I can get to obtaining something for free.
Hey, look: a link to a different site!
I highly encourage you to visit this site. It belongs to a kid named Jeremy Rock, and he is a really talented amateur artist, like comic book styles. I'm enamoured with his work and I'm trying to promote it.
Click on my baby Zipporah4 the Aisha to get your very own Neopet!!
Well, there you have it. Enjoy.
Complaints? Compliments? Suggestions? Profuse headshaking and an inability to express your profound confusion? Email me!
Alienne4@lycos.com
Coming soon... Elana conquers University of Toronto!!