Well, well, well I had told you that it would happen. I told you it would happen. The GWL suits tried to do everything in their will power to take out Da Link and keep their chosen champion Raven the title. But that didn't happen. In a conservertional meeting between Raven and Da Link, this match set up a standard which will become one of the fierest battles in the GWL 2- year history. But since Raven is in line for a World Title Shot, what will happen to the title between now and then?
That brings us to Sunday night. Sunday night Da Link will battle another tough opponent. The opponent is so tough, this person is one of the opposite sex. Now Da Link is in a trouble predictment. What if he hits this person too hard? What if he gives her the Bottom Link too hard and break her spine? Or give her a HeadLock and break her fuckin' neck? You are about to find out...
~ The scene opens up today in the heart of the home of Memphis, Tennessee. We see Da Link sitting in his long and dark chair sitting back relaxing watching his famous match of him getting screwed by Raven and Matt Greening.. Da Link looks at this tape and after watching it, he turns the TV off, grabs his red kool-aid and drinks it. He then begins ot speak.
Da Link: I have been through a tough time lately. Many people wondered why I have been quiet lately instead of thrasing on the Television set. Well you see I have been laying back and listening to what have been going down. Wednesday night, I proved that I had what it took to take down the top man in this business. Hell I even mentioned it. I told you I was going to beat you Raven. Hell I even promisied it. But how do you go and do me? you go and you smash the belt. Well smashing the belt might be good for you, but Da Link don't need no gold to prove he is the World Champion of the GWL.
~ Da Link quiets down for a little and then grabs the Cursive Heavyweight Title and holds it across his shoulders. He then begins talking again.
Da Link: Now on to this title... Raven you stated that you want to challenge me to a Raven-Rulz match.. But you don't understand Raven this is not the GWL anymore.. This is the Curse. Since I am champion of the Curse and the GWL, you have no right to make the commands.. I have a match for you Raven if you want to wrestle me.. But until then that will wait but what the hell... Raven, I want you to fight me in the first ever 3rd Earth Self-Destruction match. You wonder what in the hell a 3rd Earth Self-Destruction match is - A Hell in a Cell Match with barbed wire woven through the cage, the top of the cell is made out of razor sharp pieces of metal. The ropes are replaced with barbed wire, the floor is coated with glass, and to start the match off, a ladder, a barbed wire bat, a chair, and a shovel are placed inside the ring. Raven, you can only win by TKO. .. But you can wait and get back at me on that one.. Now I have bigger and better problems to deal with. Instead of you Raven, someone else wants to challenge me.
That person is none other than the woman called Lita. Now I admit I like Lita. But in the act of fighting against her, I do not like doing that. Lita, I do not want to fight you because I chose not to hit a woman. But if you go for my World Title then I'm going to have to kick your ass. Lita, I beleive that you would be a fight since you showed how great you were in the 6-pack match. But in that ring... Three of the guys in there weren't up to my level as some of them were. But Lita, I'm going to be simple with you. I'm going to start out the match with a little headlock and continue with a little armdrag. After those moves... I'm probably going to give you a verticle suplex or something... Then after that move, I'll crush you with the Bottom Link.
~ Da Link chuckles at that last comment... Da Link then continues to speak as he sits down the World Title and get ready to walk around the house..
Da Link: Lita, I don't need you to think that I'm not going to hit you are hearing this, I want you to understand that even though I'm a gentleman, but I'm also a pimp. This story reminds me of the movie "Pimps Up, Hoes down". Lita, you are going to go down in your match with me more times then a college girl on Prom night. Lita, you are going to be the sacrafice that I'm going to make and show the rest of the GWL, that they are dealing with more than a man, they are dealing with a machine. They will find out that when you mess with The Curse and Da Link, someone or something is going to get beat badly. first it was Raven you lost the spotlight and now it will be you Lita. Lita you will fall down to the depts of the man and I'm going to prove why I'm Da Man, Da Myth, and Da Legend...
Da Link makes his leave as the
scene fades to black
