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Roleplay By
Date
Match Against
Title Match
Record
Career Record
Da Link
11-16-2001
Lita
The Curse World Heavyweight Championship
12-0-1
42-9-10


Mentioned

- Raven, GWL Commish, GWL/ Curse World Title Situation, and especially Lita
If you get offended... You know where to meet me-


This is Why I'm Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend
Setting: Memphis, Tennessee
Time: 800 hours
Date: November 17, Y2K1


Well, well, well I had told you that it would happen. I told you it would happen. The GWL suits tried to do everything in their will power to take out Da Link and keep their chosen champion Raven the title. But that didn't happen. In a conservertional meeting between Raven and Da Link, this match set up a standard which will become one of the fierest battles in the GWL 2- year history. But since Raven is in line for a World Title Shot, what will happen to the title between now and then?

That brings us to Sunday night. Sunday night Da Link will battle another tough opponent. The opponent is so tough, this person is one of the opposite sex. Now Da Link is in a trouble predictment. What if he hits this person too hard? What if he gives her the Bottom Link too hard and break her spine? Or give her a HeadLock and break her fuckin' neck? You are about to find out... Yesterday Lita spoke out on Da Link, even though Da Link was scared a bit, he did sit back and listened to the promo.. What will Da Link say today...


~ The scene opens up today where it left off yesterday in the heart of Memphis. We see Da Link walking into his own personal gymnasium. He looks around and walks into the trophey room and there he sees posters of himself and the accomplishments of awards and different titles. One of the titles on there is the European title in which Da Link has hanging on his mantel. You look at that title and you wonder what title are Stone Cold and his opponent fighting for Sunday? Well you are going to be out of luck... Anyway... Da Link finally stops as he takes a step out of the trophey room into his fitness room. He takes a look around the room and begins to speak.

Da Link: I haven't been in this room for a while now. The last time I was in here was when I was fighting for the GWL European Championship. After that win, I took every other contender and challenger as a joke. Well I wonder when will I stop laughing? When will I stop showing my perly whites to everyone across the GWL? Well I will stop when someone finally defeats me. The people around the GWL looks at me and they wonder why, why is it that Da Link is so damn good? Is it because I come up with my own catchphrases? Is it because I make smoking weed look cool? Or is it because frankly I'm the shit? I am still awaiting for the answer to that problem. Maybe Lita or Raven will be the answer to that problem. Or maybe the man who is being left behind Sandman is the solution?

~ Da Link quiets down for a little and walks over to his tricep machine and start working out doing a little exercise.. While he's doing it, he continues to talk.

Da Link: I have a couple of problems of my own in the GWL myself. All of the problems seem to relate to Raven and the Sex relationship of him and our Commish. Raven you think that you are slick do you. You think that with me putting all my attentions on you, Lita is going to walk away with my title? Are you nuts? Are you insane. Lita will be a challenge I know but everyone has already known a little bit about Lita then I think she didn't want us too. Lita, while you are yearning on topping me to become the GWL Champion, you have other men going around and having a little PT to themselves when they look at your picture if you know what I'm saying. Now Lita, I wouldn't lie to you and say that you aren't beautiful, but I don't care if you do show your little lingerine, that is not going to make me stop from beating you in the ring one, two, three. Lita, you can think of it being a good idea to finally face a real champion for the World Title but do you actually think they are giving you the title because you earn it? Lita I want you to listen to me, the PRez didn't give this match because you are great, he gave you this match because they want you to leave. Lita you are not the top lady in the GWL no more. You have been beaten by Olivia and Torrie Wilson, you are just a nobody now Lita... Sunday night you are going to stay a Nobody..

Lita, I stated that I would go easy on you with the headlock, armdrag, and chinlock. But I see that I don't need to do that. Lita, I stand by an old motto.. If you can say the things that is needed to say then you can back your words up.. So now Lita, I must fight you as if you were another man in that ring. I am going to beat you from post to post and even though the GWL hates me now, they will really despise me once I beat you and leave you in your pool of blood. I tried to show you some symaphaty but you took it and laughed it in my face, now I must throw my Curse upon you..

~ Da Link gets off the machine and goes over to another machine and starts to work on his biceps As he works on pumping his muscles, he continues..

Da Link: Now this has been on my mind for a week now. I have been in this little rivarly with Raven. It seems that not only is Raven getitng on my bad side it's seems the GWL Commish has became a problem also. I beleive it was you that set the little angle where the suits and Matt Greening would come out and attack me and then Storm so that Raven can keep his title. Well you know what, you can continue to say whatever you want to Commish, but you know what you suck just as much as Raven do. I give Raven credit though, at least Raven was man enough to get in the ring and fight against me. How are you going to beat me Commish? Are you going to beat me in a game of Checkers? A game of Chess? Or are you going to continue to get your little gonnies to try to take me out? You can continue to brain wash Raven and tell him that he won the match or whatever.. Hell you can even do a little dramatation with him defeating me. 89% of the GWL roster knows that you lost... The Commish is the turncoat of Society as he wants to see the oldest wrestler in the GWL rise while the tough and unbeatable remain at the GWL European title posititon. Well you took that title away from me. Hell I didn't care about that little title.. I wanted Sirius or Drake Ruhwen to have that title instead of you stripping it off of me like that. But Raven you and the Commish knows that at the end of your promos Raven, the tears coming down your eye are not tears of joy, but are tears of pain, jealously... No one wantsa a wussy as the Champion.. And commish haven't you noticed since I became the World champion, the quality of the wrestlers have grown? Well let me tell you a little something Commish, Raven and I were supossed to meet before, but the match was cancelled. Now we met last Wednesday and you try to screw me. You know what though, why don't you fight me Commish? You versus Da Link. If you win, you can keep the The Curse/GWL title and suspend me for a 30 days. When I win, you will be fired and I will be Commish for a month... How do you like that you faggot? You seem to hang on people nuts so much then you can hang on this decision...

Lita, don't think I forgot about you. Lita I stated when I seen your Promo that you had a great promo and I stick by that. I enjoyed it. I laughed a little but it was great. I am ready to fight you little girl so I can move on to bigger things. I'm not calling you a push over but if oyu want to become a great Woman wrestler again, then The Curse is always ready for you baby.. Just come on over.... I can always use victims when it's needed.. Sirius has left and is no longer alive in this world.. Lita, you have been chosen. It's okay though if you don't want it... If you do choose to be in it, you can be the unstoppable Lita that you stated you once were. If you choose not to be one, you can be the laughing stock of the women's division all once again... Lita, I'm not trying to pressure you, but Sunday night will be your night you'll never forget. You will either win or you will lose. It will be the biggest night in your career Lita. Lita, the decision stands... Don't let me down.

Da Link makes his leave as the scene fades to black

The Curse is Spreading
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