:`: You know, Mr. Mystikal of No Limit said it himself when he pronounced the words..
Break it up, chop it up, cut it up, tuck the end
Take the Phillie out and roll it up!
Light it, hit it, hold it, pass
Puff puff blow it up!
See some of y'all niggaz be talkin about blowin
but can't handle the doja
Gettin sleepy n shit, quittin all early
Bitch you ain't no smoker!
Y'all must think used to hittin that dirt
the sticks with the brown buds
Me, I ain't got shit else to do
Nigga I'm bout to get FUCKED UP!
Two cases of green OPTIMOS burned away
A.M. done turned to P.M.
and nighttime done turned back to day
I'm, still smo-kin
:`: So while the big boys handle their weed, and the little boys suffer from the second hand smoke, we take you into the setting for today's story. And that promo today talks about weed. Many people say Weed is good for you, others say that weed is bad. But without Weed, there is nothing that would claim down your fears and claim down your worries. They say weed is the downfall of western civilization and the upform of modern day rapshody, but whatever the case Weed, a natural herb from mother nature is here to help even the smallest of the organisms on Earth.
If you think about it, some of the promos that you see on television involves weed. If you think about it, some of the wrestlers you see on televison and in the ring are on weed. But different levels of course. If you look at guys like Da Link, Warrick Hill, Genecide, hell even our own former president Bill Clintion and now ICWF C.E.O. ODJ smoke weed. Well enough about weed additions and differences among the ranks, we now take you to today setting.
:~: The scene opens up at a local bar in downtown Memphis, Tennessee. The city is in great anticapation of 3 Six Mafia and Gorillaz. Da Link is seen wearing all black. He's wearing a long black trench coat and a black Ice-Berg Set. Da Link has on his 3000 dollar shades on and orders his drink. Suddenly, a member of the ICWF Street Crew sits two seats away from him and now our Promo starts.
Da Link: Hey Bartender, I want you to get me some Brandy and some Moet' to celebrate this celebration.
:~: The bartender goes back to get his selective drinks and the ICWF Street member then gets out of his chair and talks to Da Link. Well tries too anyway...
ICWF: Excuse Mr. Link, May I have a couple of words with you?
Da Link: Who are you?
ICWF: I am from the ICWF. I have some questions to ask you about concerning your match against Krayzie at Tuesday Night Fights. No one has really said anything, and the question is why haven't anyone said anything? Are you giving Krayzie a free win in this match?
Da Link: It's very simple really when you think about it.... (looks at guys shirt) Michael. You see Mikey, In order to give someone a little leverage to their side you have to simulate their mind. That is what I did to Mr. Krayzie. Mr. Krayzie thinks that he is going to receive a win as easy as pie? Well I think he needs to go back and watch my tapes.
ICWF : So you are not going to give him the win? Or are you going to make him fight for the win...
Da Link: Well I have given Krayzie the credit as to be the first wrestler to actually give me a good match. Krayzie and I have met before and we were on the ame team before. I know about him and he knows about me. But what he don't know about me, is that I am a killer, and I will kill him if he leave me that opening. The thought is just cruel. Hold on a minute.
~ He recieves drink from the Bartender... Da Link tells the bartender to put it on a tab... Da Link then says something to Mikey.
Da Link: Excuse me, hold on... Yo mike, you want something to drink....
ICWF: Sure, why not?
Da Link: Alright... Excuse me.. Can you send my friend Mike here a shot of Yoo-hoo!!! (Da Link starts Laughing hard as well as the Bartender)
ICWF: Ha ha, yeah. Anyway back on this Krayzie statement...
Da Link: Alright.. Well, Mr. Krayzie, you are unlike all the other wresters I faced. I have given them chance after chance to give a response before taking them out. Well Krayzie, I really beleive that you recieve the wrong approach about me. First of all you start off by saying that you were going to beat my ass any shape or form. Well that's good that you think that you see because their is really no act that can make you defeat me.. I guess I shouldn't have did what I said I would... I told him I would think about giving him an easy win. I know what the idiot is thinking now... Why in the fuck did he say that? Well he is stupid for thinking a man of my great intellegence whould just "give" him a win... Da Link nevers gives anything away.. You either beat me for the win and take it... Or either Steal it..
:~: Da Link finishes that statement up and takes a sip of the Moet' he purchased... After sipping it... He opens his bag he has down there and pulls out a cigar. He then takes a razor from inside his jacket and he slices the cigar down the middle and he dumps out the tobacco, he then reaches inside his shirt pocket and pulls out an envelop. He then opens the envelop and the ICWF street member puts up a Censor SIGN!! After 25 seconds, the sign goes down and we see Da Link puffing on the cigar.... Da Link then continues to speak to Mike.
Da Link: I think that Krayzie is in great Grave Danger. The reason why I say that is because the fact that Krayzie has pissed me off. I'm a nice guy. I have a cool temper.. I never really blast on anyone. I don't see the need too. But I hate it when a Stupid Motherfucker like Krayzie thinks that by being quiet he is going to win over me. I don't give a damn how many titles you have won or what you did to get them. I haven't had a chance to get to a title yet, but when I do, you can bet your ass, I'm going to give it my best. I may not have a group like the House of Pain, Explict Content or Fuck the Fans, I don't need them. I was born on this earth by myself, and I will die by myself. Krayzie, I don't know who the hell you are. You are less than a man. You are nothing.. You have nothing... You will never recieve nothing. Not shit from me or shit from anyone else. Now I'm not the cursive type. Hell I don't even like to Curse. But Mike, when someone piss you off, you just got to set them straight. Now I guess Tuesday night, he is going to come in and going to be cocky.. Well you can be cocky if you want too. You will see how cocky I wil be when I lay you flat in the middle of the Ring with the Bottom Link.
ICWF: Damn kid... I can't beleive you said that about Krayzie. Don't you think that the ICWF Suits going to sue you for saying something like that?
Da Link: You think I give a damn whether I get sued or not? I don't give a damn. I know that Krayzie is going to cry when he views this. According to Mr. Krayzie, I went from a crazy son-of-a-bitch to a jackass. Then I went from a Jackass to an Ass-hole. Now what the fuck am I'm going to be now Krayzie.. An ass-monkey or something?
"Yo Buddy Got a Quarter?" By the way you talk Krayzie I wonder who's the ass is anyway.. Is it you or your buddy Genecide.. You two already have a little something called the Final Tic? What the hell is that? Is that supposed to scare anyone? Or do you think that you can dress as the Kronic for Halloween? Are you some type of Comedy King now? Well you are going to fill all the thrills, chills and spills when you step in the ring with me.
ICWF: Okay.. It been fun talking too you.. I wonder what else you got to say about Doring?
Da Link: Well I would say something.. But I will wait and see what type of shit Krayzie will say. But then again, he's probably not going to say anything now till around 11:30. But Krayzie don't worry son, after Tuesday not only will you not get the win.. But you will also be the next victim of the Bottom Link. With that he will learn why I am Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link
Mikey looks at Da Link, as Da Link leaves the money for the tab on the bar as he takes his last drinks of Moet' and Brandy as he walks out of the lounge as the groups starts to come in and perform.. As the scene ends...
