Da Link: WTF!! You know where Tim Jones at! That sad excuse of a bastard don't even have the balls to speak against the Da Man, DA Myth, Da Legend, DA Link! I'm waiting for him to say something.. If he don't say nothing then I will start talking about out of law type of shit like what color drawers you were when you are outside in the snow... In the middle of July.

Alize': Damn Link, baby, I can't beleive that your boy Tim Jones would go silent on someone like you... I mean he was a hell of wrestler in the... Hey, where the hell is he at anyway!? But now, he is just some shit.

~ Da Link throws the plate on the table and goes outside to get the mail.. He goes outside and walks to the end of the street were his mailbox is at. He looks down the street and see some comotion. He follows the action.. He runs into 2 men carrying a table of donuts and hot coffee very slowly. Da Link walks by them and with one hand throws the table back and the coffee spills and the donuts fly down the hall. He contiues his search for Da Link. Da Link walks backs up the street to his house, then walking out of nowhere his old school buddy Anthony comes running with the camera someones dressing room. Da Link walks up to him.

Da Link: (What's sup man!) I see you got a camera. I got something to say so turn on your camera.

Anthony: Well, I knew you were going to say something. So what's up now?

Da Link : I am not going to waste my time on you and stupid little arguments about.......whatever the hell you argue about. Now, I want to address a Mister "Ladies Man" Tim Jones.

Anthony: What would you like to tell Mr. Jones?

Da Link: I was getting to that. Mr. Jones, you think you are too good to say something about me? Is it because you are too afraid to attack me and try to bad mouth me in your interviews? You think just cuz you claim you are a "playboy" you're to cool to get into this school of Extremist. Well I got news for you "Ladies Man".

~ Pause of silence......

Da Link: You have to fight the fear that awakes you in the midst of the night, you have to face me in a matter of days. I hope that you are ready to face the fear. The Bottom Link will be back with you Tim Jones. You like to give the women some pleasure and yet you torture them with your twistid lies and that's cool Jones, yes it is. But Tuesday night will be a different type of torture. It will be a night of pain.. In this match there will be tables broken, there will be bones broken. My brother Anthony, I want to invite you to see this shit and the destuction of Tim Jones at the hands of "Da Real Ladies Man" Da Link.

Anthony: (under his breath) Oh god, Link don't get sued again......

DA Link: Huh? Did you say something Anthony? What!? Did you make fun of Link under your breath? What!? Did you wanna make Link knock your ass out also? What!? Okay kid, I admit that yeah maybe he was a good wrestler in the other federations he been in. I'll admit you're were okay. You weren't the shit like I was.. But I beleive you got talent and can be a well experienced wrestler. But, who in the hell do you think you are trying to impress when you don't say shit about me in an interview or something. I do not deserve this. What!?, I said I don't deserve this. What!? You saw my first match and you can't even sit there and tell me how good I wrestle in the match? Or that after being on both sides of the world wrestling for titles and for the "Linkoln" fanatics nationwise. How many titles do you have or accomplished Tim Jones? What do you plan to accomplish? A Televison title, a Hardcore Title, The Universal Title? Please. TV title, I'm too good for that match, the Hardcore title, My boy Frost is going to destroy, and the Universal Title.. wait, that exist? I don't have to worry at all because I always was in the spotlight since birth. So you have no where to speak Tim Jones. When you get a title you tell me I don't deserve to be in the spotlight. I worked my ass off for this and I earned it. I may be new but I can't help that. I was just born for the spotlight. I know what and who I am. Thats a rookie and thats a damn good rookie. Probably the best you have ever witnessed. And as much to little respect as I have for you I am not afraid to tell you that YOU SUCK! You may be a veteran in the world of wrestling but you sure as hell don't act like one. Hell, Burner the Crackhead gets more repect than you do. No disrespect to him in any way. Now if a pothead can do better than you that tells me that just about anyone can.

Anthony: "The Ladies Man" Tim Jones is a cool wrestler. How can you say he "sucks"?

Da Link: Like I said, just look at him. He is scaring old, wrinkle, fragile women to get paid. Nobody wants more losers in wrestling. There's already enough. Why don't you retire Tim Jones before you die. You've done enough in your career. Let the new talent shine. Talent like me. It's guys like you that hold us back. I like you Tim Jones but I don't know if you have what it takes anymore. I claim rookie status and I claim champion status. And I claim you washed up status. That's all I have to say. Good luck "Ladies Man" Tim Jones. You may need it.

~ Da Link walks away back down the street and into his house and continue to eat his sandwich.