Da Link: It's that time again. That time everyone waits for, after a hard days work, or a boring day of boring television, where one man is sent to entertain the lots of the fans with one single promo. That man is Da Link. I know you have been awaiting this moment for over a week now, and I haven't been supplying you with your daily ecstasy that you want, that you crave...but i'm back. It seems I have many things on my agenda as of late. People are pissed that I didn't help out my tag team partner Frost at Friday Night Heat, well we all know that the reason why was because the FTF had put a fast one on us. They have out numbered us 5 men to 2 but don't think that we are going to let you get away with that and not do anything about it. Trust me brother, Kali, you will not get the last world. Kali, I could care less whether you are satisfied or not, i'm getting the shot at Brett Archer and that North American Title and that's all that matters. But, past all of these little problems, and little mishaps, there is one big task I am set on achieving, and that is beating Kali and winning the ICWF European Heavyweight Title.

Kali...what do you think you are? Some sort of god or something? Haha. That's funny shit. Hey if your going to brag about winning the title, at least brag correctly. You know you didn't win it fairly. The whole world knows it. But i'm not one to bitch. I'm not one to go out of my way just to point out a simple fact. I hope it eats away at you though Kali, and you can't sleep. If it wasn't for Titan 3, Kali you wouldn't be this big thing you are now. You see Kali, I don't need to have 30 people in my promo talking about diet pills while "What's Love Got to Do to It" playing the background to try to intimidate my opponent. Hell, I wonder what is the meaning of that song being in the background? Are you trying to let me know that you want me to beat you like Ike did Tina? You think that you have a long title reign because you're earned it? Shit, you saying that you hated ODJ? Why, you have been handled the easiest opponents to ever come at that title. But unfortunally, you now met Da Link. Oh, just so you know, Kali, if you think that I am going to be easy because I am a rookie.. Think again.

Respect. That brings up many thoughts. First thing that comes to mind when I think respect is trust. Well, in the past that's what I would think anyways. Now, now that i've been exposed to this world of bullshit and chaos, the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of respect, is fake. Fake, the first word fake brings to mind is Killer Kali. And the first word Kali brings to mind is phoney. Kali, what are you trying to be now? Are you trying to entertain the people? You've never been one to cut an interesting promo, so save the entertaining for your wrestling abilities, because obviously you need some lessons in comedy before you run off trying to make millions laugh. What exactly are you trying to do? Rule the world? That's been done before, on many occassions, and obviously no one has ever succeeded. Much like you have never succeeded in cutting a promo worth the time of a frumpy little indian boy. You try to come off as a street thug, as someone capable of dictating the world, but instead you come off as an incompitent fool. I remember you trying to get at me for this once. Now you are casting a shadow of stupidity over the ICWF. You are our god damn Europe represenative for gods sakes, at least show us something.

Don't try to be something you aren't Killa Kali. It isn't amusing, it isn't entertaining, at most it's half-watchable. I was trying to stay awake through your blah of a trash talk session, where you eeked out a few good quotes, but other than that it was half false and clearly mistaken. You think I didn't earn a shot to the title? haha. Your outlook must be completely fucked or your information just incorrect for you to think I didn't earn the title. Sure, my opponent was a push over to win the match, but getting there was a bitch. "The Missing Link?" You ramble about stereotypes,... you might want to think that over before you open your mouth again. Open something besides your mouth for once, open your eyes. Take a rag, wipe the shit from your eyelids, take off the weights holding them down, and look around you. Who consistently gets win after win, holds the biggest prize in the game? You talk like you are the big man around here. You should be looking up to me. Trying to be like me. Envy flows through your blood like water in the river, in an ongoing stream of bullshit coverups that you can't live without. It seems like week after week people insist on calling me stupid, or saying i'm feeble minded, whatever different ways they can camoflauge the same meaning... and every week I demolish these type. "Krayzie".... remember him? Probably not. He thought he could step to me too Kali, he's just another innocent victim who thought he was larger than life, but in reality we're all the same, two arms, two legs, a brain (only half in Kali' case), and a soul. The Lady Man? Who? Isn't that the guy Link put out? Dynamic. Out forever. There's more to the list, and I hope you are taking good notes Kali, cause come time for the exam, you best be prepared, because it's going to be a bell to bell massacre, and the only way of survival is to fight your way out.

:~: Finally, The truth has came out about Killa Kali. If Killa wants to be a street thug, then Da Linkwill grant him his wish. Unfortunally for Kali, Da Link is not a gimmick. He says that Da Link cried over Alize? Well, look at us. Combined they are 10-0. No one have defeated them yet. Will Kali defeat Link with his words of wisdom and his happy weed? Only time will tell.

Da Link walks over towards a lamp in a dark room and he turns it on. He suddenly turns the blinds and shuts them. Suddenly "Big Pimpin" plays again and it is none other than the ICWF Women's Champion Alize at the door. She walks in with a bag of groceries and then sits them down. Da Link then walks to the door and he gives a strange look to our cameraman as he pushes him out of the door and shuts the door for the night.

Da Link: Kali... The European Title will be mine...