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Da Link

Killa Kali

July 14, 2002

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Da Link vs. Killa Kali
ICWF European Championship



.[ Da Link Promo ].

:~: In every man's life, there comes a certain time when this man has to face a special challenge, a new mission. Something to give his life a purpose, something to give it meaning. There comes a time, when we all must heed this call, this song of the sirens, this one last eruption of the hopes of a past life. As the time for change draws near in each and everyone of us, we shall witness the world around is being shifted and being transformed, maybe destroyed and shattered, maybe glorified and praised. But the essence of these times of the world always is the character of change. There will be a changing in each of us, visible by some, hidden by others. But the effects of all these changes, they are to be felt by everyone, and they are not to be denied. As we are heading towards the next huge event that will determine the next few months of our lives at least, and maybe our whole further life itself, those changes become more and more real. There are new groups forming, new allegiances, new friendships. There are old ones fading and breaking, in this ever-winding vicious circle that we call life. For it is nothing but life, and life alone that dictates us what to do, and where and how. The decisions of course, the ultimate decisions that are to be made are still left for us to decide. However, it is always life that provides the scenery, the setting so to say.

For there truly is a time of change approaching, a time of change for everyone of us. For in our little, cosy yet so complicated world, in our vain little universe of intrigues and feuds and friendships, a day like the approaching Friday will be one always marks one of the dates that will be written down in history books. There are days like that, yes. Some days will always be remembered, just like some names and some faces will always be remembered. Others come and go, arrive and leave just as quietly as they came. But there are always men who stand above the others. Your eyes so you never forget the looks of them; there are always names whose sound still rings in your ears long after they have vanished. To some, these men are heroes. To others, these men are ICON's. To the fans of the ICWF..they are known as Da Men, Myths, and Legends!

The last time we left off, we seen Da Link, who was sitting down talking about his match with Killa Kali this Friday night for the ICWF European Championship. Well, Kali lit the fire in Link's tank, and now Da Link has it in his hands, but the question is, can Da Link manage to hold on to the advantage coming into this match Friday night. Sure, Kali likes to mention that Link bragged about a Universal title, yet Da Link never did mention anything about a Universal Title, but about the European Title. Why is it that Kali cannot get his facts right in this match? Is he thinking that Da Link is The Frost? Hell,The Frost comes next week brother. Kali then mentions that Link whines, but yet the words that Link preach are always honest and true. He speaks about Link whining about losing? Why, how can that be true if Link back has never graced the mat for the 3 count? Fans, listen, you about to really watch a promo that is ALL TRUE.

Alize': Are you ready to watch the movie now honey?

Da Link: Movie, what are you talking about Alize'. I have no time to watch a movie now, I got to finish training so I can win me some Gold like you have babe. Plus, I need to win, so I can get some of my furniture back. Especially my Coasters. They were made in Marble with my face on them.

:~: The Movie that Alize' have in her hand is a movie called 2 Can Play That Game. Da Link, as you know did not pick this movie. The reason why, we don't know but when you have movies like that, it always going to have good parts and finally at the end starts an argument. Alize, walks into the gym where Link is seen working on his treadmill. ALize' is wearing a crimson colored sport tank top, and she has on some gray jogging pants. Da Link is seen with a white tank top and he has on some Black jogging pants. Alize' slowly walks over towards Link and she wraps her hands around his neck and kisses him on his neck. She then speaks to him.

Alize': Hmm.. Are you hungry baby? Want something to eat?

Da Link: Sure, I been working out all day. I love to have some of your cooking. Hook a brother up babe.

Alize': Oh ok, well I'm going to go in there and start cooking, you come in the kitchen in a little, and continue to look good for me hun.

:~: Alize' leaves as she whispers something in the ear of Da Link. Da Link seems happy about it, and Alize' walks off as Da Link continues to train on the treadmill. After a while, Da Link stops and he stands over the treadmill and he begins to flex his muscles, he then looks over towards one of his walls and inside of the mantle lays the UTMWA Hardcore Heavyweight Title. A title that Kali mentioned that he took from me but lied as usual. Liars, don't you just hate them? Da Link then walk towards the title and he looks at it and then he knocks his fist across the gold plate of the title, and then he drops to the floor. He stretches his hands out and he then started to use his strength and started to lift himself up and down. To you people who don't know.. that's a Push-up. Da Link starts to meditate for a moment, and then he starts to speak.

Da Link: Well, I have to say, that because I lost some of my applicances, they believe that I don't have a television. I have the scoop and once again people, I must say don't fall into the wrong hands. Killa Kali, once again used his wit to his advantage, this time he ran out of rants and comments to say about me. So what does the little gutter rat do now, he make up shit to make his promos long. What's the matter Kali, can't you just speak the truth once in a while? First of all, the Universal Title, well I know that the title is retired, but yet I nevered mentioned the title. Because, not only was it a joke, but you became a joke of a champion once you won it. Kali beleives that since he is in the FTF, that he's sends fear in people hearts? Shit, all he does is run his alcohol breath, and speak in fables and through the lines. He joked with Titan about me being immature, well if I got to be immature, then that's going to be that. But Kali please son, he dictates that he is always right, well if I remember, the "other" company that he speaks about gave him the World Tag Team Titles, but what did he do? Him and his little partner ran out with their tails between their legs. This time Kali, I don't want you to run out of the ring Friday, I want you to stay, because some one got to teach you a lesson in manners.

Kali, be careful about what you say nowadays because it can come back to haunt you. I'm not sending out a threat or anything, but a statement, I really don't give a damn if you want to Fuck the Fans or what, all that I am worried about is that you bring your ass and that European Championship title to the ring. Kali, it has furthermore come to my attention that apparently, you don't seem to realise just what exactly you'll be confronted with Friday. See, all you can put together is some sorry ass parody of what you think my character or my gimmick or whatever you regard it as, is. And well, you still suck at it. See, I've seen a man called Derek Mobley do that kind of thing before, and he did it a thousand times better than you. Kali, you talk as if you have defeated me one on one before, but no one has ever seen that. I'll more than easily defeat you, my friend. Hell, even Silvio Syn is better than you, hell he's better than me. Kali, what makes you think that you can Defeat the Link? Talent? No sorry, you have none. Intelligence? Please, I don't want to let my word give you a headache. Title? Well, you have that. Given. But will you keep it for long? Err, I don't think so.

:~: Da Link stops doing his push-ups. He then walks over towards a chin bar. He then walks over towards one of the cabinets, and opens it. He unreveals it, and he reaches in and pulls out a bottle. In the bottle it was some powder. He then twists the top and spreads some of the powder on his hand. He then pats his hands together and he then walks over and he jumps up and grabs the bar. As he starts to rise up and down doing chin-ups, Da Link lets out a breath of exhaustion, and then speaks.

Da Link: While, I hang here, pumping up and getting in shape, Kali also mentioned something about me holding a big prize. Well, I forgot to mention that Kali intellengence level is that of a fourth-grader. This time it is not of the multiple chair shots he mentions that he received in the pass all the time, but because he's mentally challenged, hell, why do you think that his head is the size of Texas? It's because he been wearing Helmets, buckets, dunce hats and I can keep going but there's no reason in it. He speaks of being immature, I guess those chores seem familiar didn't it.. (laughs) But California kid, you beleive that since Alize' is the Women's champion and is undefeated also, that I am living off of her? No, I don't have to live off of her, and no, I don't have get permission from anyone to fight. You mentioned in the beginning of your promo that I HAD to fight you to get to the North American Title, but later on you said I had to get permission.. What's the matter Kali, you rant on so much about how you are ruler of Your World, you the King Shit of the ICWF, and a joke to us all, hell no one wants to know about that. If Kali wants the truth, he's a gimmick. Hell, he is based off that one little low-budget film called South Central. But you see Link is truth. Link is part of my birth name. But that's not the problem.

The problem is you, while you laugh and play the fool to your two little prostitues and your daddy each and everyday about how you are not worried about fighting me and that I will be a breeze, we all know that deep inside that you are scared, you are afraid of me, you see you have them around as your comfort buddies to boost you up when you are down, I bet that when you are alone, you feel as if you are stuck in a corner and your walls are closing in on you. Kali, you're not getting fat, that's fear that's building on you.

I'm confusing you because I mention that I am a rookie and undefeated? Well, if I do I'm sorry. It's just the truth bro. You talk about the past, well if you want to know about the pass, in the "other" fed I was undefeated. Why, I don't know, it's just talent. Kali, you sure can make jokes about me being poor and about how "Alize'" is the man of the house and all, but Kali, have you once looked at your lifestyle and pictured it towards mine. I mean hell, you live on the streets, and you have no woman and you work for a bootleg news channel. Compared to me, you are the one that's on the rough side Boy. If you want to speak more about me, get a woman and a home of your own, then talk. As far as having some bitch-ass whore of an narrator talk about music, have her to come to the ring, I'll get Alize' to snap her in two like the little toothpick she is..

:~: Da Link jumps down and he then walks over towards a towel. He grabs a towel and he starts to wipe off the sweat. He then pulls off his shirt and he wipes the sweat off his chest, he then goes and walks into the kitchen. As he entered the kitchen, he see's Alize, as she has some plates set on the table. In the plate is some Steak, corn on a cob, beef-fried rice, and some green peas. Da Link, walks over towards the counter and washes his hands, and he then sits at the table.

Alize': Looks good?

Da Link: Looks Great.

:~: Da Link sits down and he grabs his fork and he starts to dig in his plate. While eating, he is communicating with his finance' as the scene ends.


~ I will prove that they don't call me Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link for nothing!


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