Killa Kali what is up with this guy I mean is there a clause in his contract that says he must cuts a promo no less than five hours long? I mean that would be okay if he would say something different, but the thing is he repeats the same thing about my name twelve times. I mean hell Kali you are probably still talking at the moment wether to a camera or under your breath. Then if that wasn’t bad enough he has his whores and some Hick to do his bidding. Killa Kali I can tell you that Da Link doesn’t care about what they have to say, because well they don’t matter. They are not the ones who are going to be standing in the ring. They are not the ones that will have to face the Fury known as Da Link. They are no the ones that will suffer the beating. Kali tell me something do you have any common sense or did that go out of the window with the colgate toothpaste and dental floss? I mean really Kali you talk and talk and talk some more. Yet you never say anything different. Basically its annoying. I mean that is if I could ever make it to the end of your damn promo tapes. Maybe Kali's promos don't be fan filled and humored but there is so much attention you can give a tape before it gets boring. What's the matter KK, are you running out of insults? I mean it is either that or you are so weak you have to resort to momma jokes. Wake up Kali, Da Link isn’t a Wayan brother and this isn’t In Living Color. God, Killa you are such a damn hypocrite. Kali face it your surround yourself with trash and its quite pathetic. That isn’t the only thing that is pathetic in your life, but I think I will let Link talk to you about that. I mean I don‘t want this to turn into one of your promos where I repeat everything, repeat everything, repeat everything…...Ahhh damnit there I go again. I mean after all Kali you do have a inferior complex towards Killa Kali. That is why you throw roadblocks in front of you, so that you don’t have to except the facts that are barreling down toward you. The facts that you are inferior to Link and you will never be as good as him. Kali the time draws near...

Our scene opens up in the city of Memphis, Tennessee. As we all have witnessed this week how tough the life of Da Link has been this week. First of all, we remember that Da Link was enjoying a nice week as he was watching television on the big screen, but he then heard the doorbell and he opened the door and it was the Repo man. It seemed that the money that he had earned through the years had been used for unneccasary things, and his things were took from him. Da Link, who was pissed off and shocked about the things that had happened to him, Alize' came over and he decided that the best way to get that off was to workout. After a successful workout, he sat down to a nice dinner by Alize'. We now join Da Link as he is looking top notch sharp as he is deck in his black and white pin stripe suit and he has on a black Godfather hat, he is sitting in the car and he is looking at his face in the mirror. After a while, Da Link gives out a shout.

Da Link: Come on Alize' the place ain't going to stay open all night!

Alize': Alright!

:~: This is a special day in the heart of Alize' and Da Link. This is the engagement dinner. If you haven't heard the news, Da Link and Alize' are planning to marry in August. Anyway, Alize' is dressed in a Gold Sequence dress and it is a spagetti-strapped. Alize' is seen in the mirror and she is seen powdering her chest, and checking to see if she had enough make-up and if she had arched her eyebrows correctly. Afterwards she walked away from the mirror, slid on her rings and then she started to talk.

Alize:' Alright, I'm coming!! Alright, Alize' you're looking perfect, tonight, I hope nothing goes wrong..

:~: With that being said, Alize goes and grabs her bags, and walks out towards the Car where Da Link is in there watching a past promo of Killa Kali on the television. Da Link unlocks the door and pops the trunkbed of the Navigator as she puts her fur coat on a hanger and hangs in the back. She then gets inside and they start to travel down the street. As they are riding, Alize is trying to have a conversation with Da Link, but Da Link is just sitting there driving with his intentions on this Friday night. Alize' turns off the T.V..

Da Link: What did you do that for?

Alize': Because, I'm talking to you, and you're not answering me. What is on your mind? Is it Kali? Is he giving you a headache?

DA Link: Oh honey, I'm alright. But it is funny that you have something to say about Kali somewhat. But no, Kali is not giving me a headache, he's driving me nuts!! I have sit back and have listened to his first and second promo, and I tried to make some sense out of it, but it's too hard, I can't quite nail them together. In the first promo, here was a gentlemen that was talking about his females and his glory pills and his ways of Hardcore Extremism, whatever the hell that is.. But in this second one of his, he reduced his attack, and he start to name call and mock the name of Da Link. Da Missing Link, That's orginal ain't it Alize? Then he says that he is my hero.. I thought heros wore capes and spandex? You what Alize' I bet they beleive that you are my wife already. The stupid pricks. Well you know what, Alize' my mind is telling me that something bad is going to happen. The thing is.. I have a feeling that what happened to Frost is going to happen to me, you see, Kali is knowing he is heading in for his first defeat in a while, and I bet you that he has to call his FTF buddies to do the dirty work for him. Well Kali, I say this... Bring the Fucks on, I'll tear them Down one by one.

:~: Da Link and Alize' then look at each other and share a laugh, Da Link then bursts out in laughter and then they drive up to a red light. As the light turns green, Da Link makes a sharp right turn and then he continues to drive as he is listening to Dr. Dre's "Keep the Heads Ringing". Alize' reaches in the glove compartment and pulls out a paper, which has the directions to the Wilson Inn Resort.. Alize' reads them and then turns the television on just back in time to view a new promo on ICWF television.

Alize': Hey hon, is that Kali on the Television now? Hey, what is he suppose to be now.. Tony Montana?

Da Link: Oh yeah, that's him. Oh my god, now the nimrod is trying to be Tony Montana. The guy has really ran out of ideas. Oh what is this, he has some more groupies in his promo. What is this, is he talking about that tag match again. Oh Kali put me through a table to win the match Hooray!! Kali, needs to be happy, he finally pinned the Link in a Tag Match, he was the first to ever do that. But ALize' since Kali wants to portray Tony Montana, I guest that I am going to have to be that man and blow his heart out through his stomach like in the movie. Oh yes, I seen the movie Kali. But you see this match is no movie Kali. In this movie, there's no plot, nope no one is going to inform us on the winner of the match before it, the two of us are just going to walk in and whoever wins is going to be the Champ, that's point blank. END OF MOVIE.

Honey, don't you know it's funny how people can talk about how they have this Multimillion dollar companies and shit, but yet you never seen one commerical? I can say not. Then again South Central, California ain't that damn big for a Mulitmillion dollar deal. Ain't South Central got about three streets in it and a Junkyard anyway? Hell, is it even on a Roadmap? Also, I noticed that he mentioned that it's a blow on him because while he can afford everything, I have to wait in line for government cheese. Well, I hate to rip your lie off on national Television, but since the fans and your stablemates are laughing behind your back, I guess it's going to be my job to bring it to national television. Kali, for someone as rich as you say you are, you surely do know an awful lot about the poorhouses, Salavation Army, Government Cheese, and being homeless don't you brother? It don't take a brain surgeron to figure out what's wrong with that picture. (ha-ha) Kali, you seen to keep on amazing me and the funny thing about it is that you don't know it. You see Kali, while you are up here lying and opening up gaps for comments, I keep coming back and I rip it up. Kali, you want to talk about the past? Well, in the past, I saw you as a monster in the ring, some one who didn't care about winning or losing, a man that just cared about being the best. but now you are washed up. Kali, I'm not going to permantly cripple you, no, I don't want to ruin your big pay-day coming in a week at Extreme Measures, I'll save some for the Frost.

Alize': There it goes right there..

:~: Da Link pulls his truck into the parking lot of the engagement party. They drive and they see that their spots have been reserved. Da Link parks in his spot and he finishes the last end of the Kali promo and turns the key off in the inginiton. As Alize' hops out of the truck, she walks to the front of the truck and Link holds his arm out and she grabs it. As they entered into the building... As they entered into the building, they are greeted with a loud chorus of cheers! DA Link see's some of his boys there and Alize' sees her mother, father, and some other high school friends she knew at old Booker T. Alize' walks over to greet some people, while Da Link walks over towards the champange aisle, where she sees her friend DeMarko.

DeMarko: Hey Link, sup man.. You looking tight man..

Da Link: Oh yeah, thanks man, I always will have nice threads..

DeMarko: You still kicking some ass in the wrestling world? I seen you on television the other day.

Da Link: Oh yeah, I'm fighting a handicap named Killa Kali.

DeMarko: Why you call him that?

Da Link: The way I see it, I've got the advantage here. Think about it Kali. Killa Kali is so compelled with thinking that he is the best there is, and best there ever was, he isn't thinking of the task at hand. He is too busy pretending that he is king of the world, and i'm some loser who never was anything and never will be. When Kali is compared to me, I am feeled with a brain filled with wrestling wisdom, and there is one thing that gives me the clear cut advantage, talent. You see Kali, in our little 'trash talk' segments, as they like to call 'em...we vary in many ways. When I say something, as in when you claim I am hypocritical, or boring, or bland, he just end the sentence and move on. When I say something like that, I explain my theory, which is something I learned in middle school, but I guess you wouldn't know much about that would ya? Na. That's not his way. He don't base things on fact, just pure imagination and whatever sounds good that he can think up in that empty cranium balancing on his neck. Point blank man, I am going to become the European Champion come Friday night, hey, I can finally go to Europe and visit some of them countries.

:~: Da Link then walks over and sits at a table were Alize is seen sitting at. She is looking at a menu. Da Link lifts up his menu, and then he starts to read the items on the menu. We see an waitress comes over towards the table, she stops in front of Da Link and Alize.

Waitress: May I take your order?

:~: Da Link and Alize' order their meals and then the waitress walks out and she comes back towards the table with two wine glasses and a bottle of Don Perion'. DA Link pops the cork on the bottle and pours the wine in glass. Link grabs his glass and Alize' grabs her and they toast each other. Da Link then speaks..

Da Link: This is for you, and this is for me. Also, I want you to know, that I am going to say something in front of all these people in a while that I haven't ever said to anyone before. All of our friends are going to be invited. The Frost, DeMarko, Angel, the ICWF, and even Killa Kali.

Alize': Wait a minute... Kali too?

Da Link: Yeah, you see after I defeat Kali Friday night, I am going to let him chill off for a while and then get back to normal business. I don't really just want to embarrass him anymore, so I'll just invite him. I heard that he can play a mean organ, so I would like to hear him play. But besides the point of being in someone's shadow, The Frost and I are on different missions in life. We both are on the running line to the World Championships, but he would eventually make it before I will. But Kali, quit trying to get off the subject, this Friday night, Walk to the ring, I will win that European title.

:~: Da Link suddenly walks up to the stage where there is a podium set. He then grabs the mic and he then lifts his glass of champange in his hand..

Da Link: Excuse me, Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, Alize' and I have been knowing each other for over 2 years now, and just like in any other relationship, there are ups and there are downs to life. Well, I have heard that this is a very tough question to ask, and the result of this question could furthermore change my life forever. So, as I raise my glasses to you, I would like to say Alize' Nicole Scottland, we announced that we were getting engaged six months ago, and now Miss Alize' will you join me and become my wife next month in August.

Alize': Yes!!

:~: Da Link laughs and he then tips his glass towards his parents, and Alize's parents and then drinks the wine. This is truely a remarkable day in Da Link's life.