- Grave Danger-


Mentioned

-Danny Doring.
If you get offended... You know where to meet me-


This is why I'm Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link...
Setting: Memphis
Time: 1400 hours
Date: October 15 Y2K1



This week has been a week of the un-noticable It seems like our European Champion Da Link has been spotted now and looks to have lost his edge huh? It seems as if a simple nobody like Danny Doring is coming over and is workin on his way to win the European Championship... Well Last night we heard Da Link state that he is giving Danny the European Champion, but Danny don't know Da Link very well do he?

So Sit back and enjoy the magic words as they come directly out of the Cursive Mouth of Da Link. GWL's Undefeated European Champion.


The scene opens up at a local bar in downtown Memphis, Tennessee. The city is in great anticapation of 3 Six Mafia and Gorillaz. Da Link is seen wearing all black. He's wearing a long black trench coat and a black Ice-Berg Set. Da Link has on his 3000 dollar shades on and orders his drink. Suddenly, a member of the GWL Street Crew sits two seats away from him and now our Promo starts.

Da Link: Hey Bartender, I want you to get me some Brandy and some Moet' to celebrate this celebration.

The bartender goes back to get his selective drinks and the GWL member then gets out of his chair and talks to Da Link. Well tres too anyway...

GWL: Excuse Mr. Link, May I have a couple of words with you?

Da Link: Who are you?

GWL: I am from the GWl. I have some questions to ask you about concerning your decision to relinquish the European Title over to Danny Doring. Da Link, you are one hell of a wrestler... But why in the hell do you want to give your Europrean Title away?

Da Link: It's very simple really when you think about it.... (looks at guys shirt) Michael. You see Mikey, In order to give someone a little leverage to their side you have to simulate their mind. That is what I did to Mr. Doring. Mr. Doring thinks that he is going to receive the GWL European Title easy as pie? Well I think he needs to go back and watch my tapes.

GWL: So you are not going to give him the title? Or are you going to make him fight for the title...

Da Link: Well I have given Danny the credit as to be the first wrestler to actually give me a challenge for my title. I should be one of the top contenders for basely any title... Excuse me for a moment...

~ He recieves drink from the Bartender... Da Link tells the bartender to put it on a tab... Da Link then says something to Mikey.

Da Link: Excuse me, hold on... Yo mike, you want something to drink....

GWL: Sure, why not?

Da Link: Alright... Excuse me.. Can you send my friend Mike here a shot of Yoo-hoo!!! (Da Link starts Laughing hard as well as the Bartender)

GWL: Ha ha, yeah. Anyway back on this Danny Doring statement...

Da Link: Alright.. Well, Mr. Doring, you are unlike all the other wresters I faced. I have given them chance after chance to give a response before taking them out. Well Danny, I really beleive that you recieve the wrong approach about me. First of all you start off by saying that you were going to beat my ass any shape or form. Well that's good that you think that you see because their is really no act that can make you defeat me.. I guess I shouldn't have did what I said I would... I told him I would give him the European Title. I know what the idiot is thinking now... Why in the fuck did he say that? Well he is stupid for thinking a man of my great intellegence whould just "give" him the European title... Da Link nevers gives anything away.. You either beat me for it and take it... Or either Steal it..

Da Link finishes that statement up and takes a sip of the Moet' he purchased... After sipping it... He opens his bag he has down there and pulls out the European Title... Da Link then continues to speak to Mike.

Da Link: I think taht Danny is in great Grave Danger. The reason why I say that is because the fact that Doring has pissed me off. I'm a nice guy. I have a cool temper.. I never really blast on anyone. I don't see the need too. But I hate it when a Stupid Motherfucker like Doring thinks that he is going to whip my ass just because he's a three-time European Champion. I don't give a damn how many titles you have won or what you did to get them. I have had this title for one time and the reason why I haven't lost it is because hell I'm the shit and you are not. Doring, I don't know what the fuck you are. You are less than a man. You are nothing.. You have nothing... You will never recieve nothing. Not shit from me or shit from anyone else. Now I'm not the cursive type. Hell I don't even like to Curse. But Mike, when someone piss you off, you just got to set them straight. Now I guess Wednesday night, he is going to come in and going to be cocky.. Well you can be cocky if you want too. You will see how cocky I wil be when I lay you flat in the middle of the Ring with the Bottom Link.

GWL: Damn kid... I can't beleive you said that about Doring. Don't you think that the GWL Suits going to sue you for saying something like that?

Da Link: You think I give a damn whether I get sued or not? I don't give a damn. I know that Danny is going to cry when he views this. According to Mr. Doring, I went from a crazy son-of-a-bitch to a jackass. Then I went from a Jackass to an Ass-hole. Now what the fuck am I'm going to be now Doring.. An ass-monkey or something? What is the deal with you and the word "ass" anyway? You say you don't need anyone to beat my "ass"? Well I wonder what are you talking about. Doring, you then have to put the women to it.. Well you can bring your little Trash-Whore Francine down to the ring. You can bring Roadkill, your twins and Balls Mahonely down to the ring if you want too.. Nothing is going to stop me from beating you down.

"Yo Buddy Got a Quarter?" By the way you talk Danny I wonder who'sthe ass is anyway.. Is it you or Francine.. You two already have a little something called the Dannyconda? What the fuck is that? Is that supposed to scare anyone? Or do you think that you can dress as the DannyConda for Halloween? Are you some type of Comedy King now? Well you are going to fill all the thrills, chills and spills when you step in the ring with me.

GWL: Okay.. It been fun talking too you.. I wonder what else you got to say about Doring?

Da Link: Well I would say something.. But I will wait and see what type of shit Doring will say. But then again, he's probably som pussy who won't say anything now since I played with his head.... But Doring don't worry son, after Wednesday not only will you not be the European Champion... But you will also be the next victim of the Bottom Link. With that.. I'm out!!

Mikey looks at Da Link, as Da Link leaves the money for the tab on the bar as he takes his last drinks of Moet' and Brandy as he walks out of the lounge as the groups starts to come in and perform.. As the scene ends... Can't say the camera fade out there wasn't a camera involve in here.. A Tape recorder was... Because then you wouldn't see this.. Laterz.

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