- The World Title is Mine-


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- 23 men, a couple of Girls and the GWL World Championship Title....
If you get offended... You know where to meet me-


This is why I'm Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link...
Setting: Memphis
Time: 1400 hours
Date: October 22 Y2K1



Well this week was just like any other week. There was a good match, with Da Link in it... Da Link went against the "Punk Icon" Shawn Johnson and the two fought into an evil deadly double-countout. The only thing that can happen after a fierce battle like that is that little thing known as Respect. But will Respect be the deciding factor in this next battle that is going to be settled when the top guys will be battling it out for the World Championship of the GWL. With wrestlers like Sandman, Drake Ruhwen, Raven, Kev Dogg and Shawn Johnson this will prove to be quite the challenge...

So Sit back and enjoy the magic words as they come directly out of the Cursive Mouth of Da Link. GWL's Undefeated European Champion and soon to be GWL World Champion.


The scene opens up in the deep part of South Memphis, Tennessee. We see Da Link stepping out of a black vehicle which is rarely visible at time. As Da Link steps out he pulls out a shovel and walks towards the midst of Rhodes Graveyard. When he reaches there we see the camera blend in on Link as Link reaches out his hand and begins to speak.

Da Link: You might be wondering the point behind my apperence in this Graveyard. No one one has died. Instead of a sad day, this is a day of rejoicing. Today is a day that I finally stop talking about the Curse and finally unveil the first member of the Curse. Before I do all of that, let me mention a couple of little problems going along here.

First of all, I hate to see the GWL World Champion Steve Stryker leave the company. He was onae of the men that I was really looking foward to wrestle and becoming the World Champion. But since his departing from the GWL, everyone is gunning for the GWL World Championship... But they fail to realize that as long as I'm here I'm always going to be that road block in their way to the World Championship. That is why I have brought this shovel to assist me.

I'm using this Shovel to dig the holes in which I'm going to throw the deadly and lifeless bodies of some of the wrestlers in the GWL today. Reid, Johnny Falco, Brian Steel, Danny Doring, Punisher and J-Dawg are just a few of the people that have fallen to my Bottom Link. These holes in the ground are here for their bodies and the others that are going to fall to me once I am crowned the GWL World Champion.

By coming in this Battle Royal for crowning a World Champion I have to battle a lot of rookies here. Back in the old days you would have to fight and go through all the titles before moving to the World Title but this time it's a little Hillarious... Vegeta, Steve Austin, Torrie Wilson, Edge, Sirius, Dark Rain, Drake Ruhwen, Julian Luna, Cell Steele, D-Code, T-Man, Firestarter, Dark Ace, Psychopath, "The Chief Anarcyst" John Crichton plus two mystery participants are going to try to stop me but their is absolutly no way that is going to happen. A couple of these Rookies have no chance to even break a sweat off of me better than close line me outside the ring. Steve Austin, I remember you though, you were the one who won the number one contendership to my European Championship. Well Austin you did win, but in order to recieve your title shot, you got to prove your power to me.. Vegeta, I don't know nothing about you or what. All I know you are my favorite Dragonball Z fighter.. You can throw out Kamaya Waves all you want but if you think that little shit going to face me, then you need to go back to the drawing board. Next time, you need to take Torrie Wilson back there with you also. Torrie Wilson you are the GWL Women's Champion. That's quite a good feat Torrie but you are going to be like Francine, you are going to get in my way and the result is you might get hurt. A lady with Good hard looks like yourself shouldn't fall into a match like this. Why don't you and Madusa go fight in a bucket of Mud or something.

Now it's time to talk to the Rookies. I feel the cold air as it blows over these headstones. Usually what they say is that a vampire would appear whenever something like this would happen. Well I hope it don't come around to scare the little kids. It's a whole handful of these kids making their debut in the middle of the ring with the legends... Well I beleive that these little kids better get in and run around the ring and just jump over the rope when you see me.

Now moving on the others I haven't mentioned are the people who I beleive have the biggest impact on this fed. I gave Shawn Johnson a great match probably, one of the best he ever did. I was in a good mood and I let him slide. But fuck it now.. .At Wild Wednesday, I'm going to show Shawn Johnson, that Da Link, is going to fight to survive...

Danny Doring, Francine, J-Dawg, and Punisher know me very well. I have put all of these people down on their back. Now Raven and Sandman, you two are going to be a pretty good challenge in the ring with me alongside Storm and Kev Dogg. I know I didn't say everyone. Because to me, eveyone is a Pussy.

Well, I got to leave now and go get me something to drink.

The scene fades out to Da Link as Da Link drops the shovel and walks back over towards the hearst... With the cameras fading... This is what Da Link say something right quick. Insteading of Da Link shakes him head and the cameras fade out.

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