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- Sirius and John Crichton....
If you get offended... You know where to meet me-


This is why I'm Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link...
Setting: Chicago
Time: 1400 hours
Date: November Y2K1



Well last week was the premier week in the GWL... The GWL lost it's World Champion and a tournament was held to find out who the new World Champion wil be. All of the wrestlers in the GWL battled it out in a contest to see who the World Champion would be and at the end it came down to Matt Greening defeating everyone to become the World Champion of GWL. Well since Da Link is a great wrestler Matt Greening knew he was coming for the title and he quickly left and now the World Title is vacant again...

But other than that, Da Link is up to defend the European Title once again. This time against two unknown wrestlers. One is named Sirius and the other one claims to be a chief anarchist. What will Da Link say about this and more? Sit back and enjoy the magic words as they come directly out of the Cursive Mouth of Da Link. GWL's Undefeated European Champion and soon to be GWL World Champion.


The scene opens up in the windy part of West Chicago. While the word of GWL's Pay-Per-View Badd Blood circle the air... the apperence of Da Link is much bigger. But the fans do not get to see Da Link. Da Link is at a car show. Da Link is watching all the cars that are on display and each car looks good. After leaving the car show, Da Link goes to go home and gets caught on the express way and Da Link starts to speak..

Da Link: You want to beleive that I'm angry, do you? You want to beleive that I am going to snap whenever I hit the ring? You expect me to kill someone right? Well I'm not going to do that. I don't cry, whine and bitch over screw jobs. I learn from my mistakes. I have learned not to be so easy on people anymore. I have learned to just go into the ring, beat these GWL people ass and leave. But I guess it won't be that easy. Before any of that I got to admit a couple of things.

On Wednesday night I took part in an over-the-top battle royal to deterine the GWL World Champion. It was a good show and I beleive Matt Greening did well on acheiving this goal but now since The Curse was coming into the GWL he went out and left. Well I beleive that is an act of a coward. I am on the verge of unifing my title with the TV title since I'm the number one contender. I will win the TV title just like I will defend my European Title this Sunday night against two nobodies.

~ Da Link then reaches in his glove compartment and grabs a cigar and light it up. Da Link then continues.

Da Link: Starting off strong is a man that wants to be with The Curse. His name is Sirius. Well from what I know of him, he is going to be quite the little pecker. Well, you see Sirius, you want to be with the Curse, but being with the Curse is not easy. You going to get your ass kicked just like I did to get in. You got to go out there and you got to bust your ass day in and day out to get a win anyway you can. That is what I been doing since I came in here. I been destroying and laying out bodies left to right for my entertainment. Not for the Prez the Vice-President or anyt other people. SO Sirus, if you do join, I can't have anay pussies in my camp. I want you to know that just because you are going through your hell match with me, I am not going to back down. I'm going to go all out and if you get whipped than that's your fault.

Now to John Chichton, you call yourself the Chief Anarchist. Well that is good if you want to be. But just because you can add a little good shit to your promos, but you fail to even attemp to scare me with your Rps. You were in the Battle Royal. John you can come out to the ring with 24 pigeons, 13 rabbits and whatever, I will forever runover you.. You think you phase to me? (ha!!!) You might be a pretty boy, you might be a thug kid, but when it comes come the Cursive European Championship you can beleive you will always come up short. Da Link is always going to be the one to be successful in the World... I don't know if it's the weed talking, or am I'm finally speaking some good shit now?

Da Link finally starts to take off. Da Link goes into his bag and pull out an offical Curse T-Shirt.. { Curse T-Shirt Coming Soon} After pulling it off, he talks for the last time.

Da Link: This Pay-Per-View is called Badd Blood for a reason. I have Badd Blood for everyone. I don't give a damn about anyone.. I going to spread the blood and it's going to stain to limegreen ang black. So far one has proven his loyality to the Curse and that is Drake Ruhwen. Drake Ruhwen is going to be the primer superstars in the GWL.. I am going to make sure that Bad Blood going to be something I'm going to enjoy. Not only am I'm not fighting for the World Championship, I'm beating two other souls and I got a succesful title defense in the middle... That is lovely...

The Curse is Spreading



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