- Weed Convention -

Roleplay By
Date
Match Against
Record
Career Record
Da Link
11-10-2001
Raven
11-0-1
41-9-10


Mentioned

- Raven

Guest Starring

-Drake Ruhwen, NeO, and Dopefiendz
If you get offended... You know where to meet me-


This is Why I'm Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend
Setting: Dallas, Texas
Time: 1400 hours
Date: November 12, Y2K1


Two Days ago, Da Link testified and poured his heart out and where on the current events going on in the GWL. With the Raven chicken-shit thing cross-over thing going on, Da Link laided the table down. But to some people I seem bias. But due to that little promo we yet to see with Raven, many people may wonder, why in the hell is we in Texas? Well Texas is not Illionis of course, but then what is? But it is the home of the Weed Re-hab center. It was once known an Kent Rubber Industries. The factory that's famous for production elastic rubber bands for all men of big sizes. Well after waiting for a response, Da Link goes into rehab and probably can loosen up before winning the World Title Wednesday night.

Well on Sunday morning, we left you people with many thoughts. I know, because since that night, people have been hitting via email and satalite, about certain statements that were made during the Sunday promo. The first was when Drake Ruhwen stated that he was waiting for a match. What the hell was a Cursive member working for a GWL company waiting for a match for? Don't he know that soon after he becomes the World Champion, the people will drool over him? Well in between today through tomorrow night that answer will be revealed. But then Da Link stated something else... Da Link made a statement about Raven, he stated, "Like father like son". What the hell do that mean? Do that mean Raven is his father? Or what? Well today in this second stage of the saga, we take you next door, across the hall from the building. We take you over to the Smoke Prevention Education Rehab center. Here is where most of the Weed smokers are at and they are trying to fight their power smoking the weed. In this Promo, you will see numerous guests, and of course you would see Da Link...


Camera fades into Dallas, Texas. You are looking in the downtown section of Dallas, and you are seeing the cars and different vehicles that have been on the road. The camera is looking at some of the huge buildings, and the tallest one of them all is the Kent Rubberband building and you are seeing the homes as well. Now off in the distance you see the unmistakeable SPERC (Smoke Prevention Education Rehab center) which is home to the Weed smokers trying to keep their life better.

The camera quickly gets through the streets and stops outside at the Weed Convention. You can see Da Link's 1998 Lincoln Towncar, and you can see Da Link and Drako stepping out of the car and right outside of the SPERC building. Drako has his camera out with him of course as usual. He is walking putting the film into his camera. Da Link is walking around and he goes in his pocket and pulls out a dyme bag of the Good Shit.... Then Da Link searches for a paper, but is unable to find some. He then walks alongside the billboard stand in the corner and looks for a paper. He sees a poster with Raven and J-Dawg shaking hands on it and a big ole pictures of XwO in the background. Da Link rips the paper, takes that paper and puts the weed in it and lights it up and smokes it...

Drako: What the hell are you doing?

Da Link: Chill little daddy, I'm trying to ease my mind.

Drako: I understand that, but how can you do it when you are right next to a Smoking Prevention building?

Da Link: These people are afraid of me. I own those people. Just like I will own the GWL great jackass in Raven.

Drako: You see, I think I know where the problem is here. You listened to Raven's Promo and it made you mad did it.

Da Link: No man, it's not that. It's the fact that he thought he was telling the truth. That he was funny. That he was hilarious. So I just got to roll one up on me and take it to the house.

Drako: I know you got to comment on the statements Raven made right?

Da Link: Well, you see Raven is good, I gave him his props but he is to compare me of a Sandman. A man who really didn't try to battle you because you were friends. You were buddies. Like I mentioned yesterday, I know that you had wrestlers who have laid their asses down for you to walk on, but I'm not going to be one of those asses Raven. You see I'm going to go in the ring and I already know what to accomplish out of you. You see Raven, you are old blood and I'm one of the Youngbloodz that are coming up in the GWL today. Today you talk about getting screwed, tomorrow I'm going to have you ironing my clothes, tieing my shoes and giving me feet massages. Face it Raven, I'm right outside. I can come in whenever I want too, but you see something Raven. But Raven, I'm harder than you think. Fighting me is like a 700 pound man trying to find his dick in the bathtub. It just ain't going to look right. So Raven, that's why I'm out here right in front of your building. I'm polluting your air with the smoke from the mother land. So Raven if you're in the building listening to me right now come out and take your beating like a man. You don't have to run behind your fellow stablemates. You don't have to run and get shawn Johnson and Matt Greening. Hell I beat those guys, so they are scarred. So now Raven what are you going to do?

Drako: Damn man, they are going to arrest your ass if you don't put that shit out. This ain't Chicago. You can't just go out and smoke that shit in front of the Rehab building over there.

Da Link: So man, what are you going to do. Are you going to get in. You want to take a hit?

Drako: No. Man. He says that he is the real legend of the GWL and the ICON. He says that you don't reserve no gold and that he deserves all the Gold.

Da Link: You know what, I think this is bullshit. Raven, you do not use that name fully enought to your potential. You see you talk about how you are the Hardcore Messiah (I thinks that's Sandman though), but your time is rolling very short as the GWL Champion. Raven, just like old times, you are going to try to fix some scheme in which I can get injured and won't have to come to the ring Wednesday night to battle you. You see Raven, your old slick games are played out now. And now it's time for you to learn some new ones. What the hell makes you think that you are going to top me. You see Raven, you can mock me and all that you want too but you see at first I was going to let you off first. Hell I was going to make this a fair fight but now It's not going to be fair anymore. It's not going to be safe for your body. It's going to be safe for the GWL to see one of their top names reduced to dust right in the middle of the ring. Well ha-ha!! I laugh at the thought of you yelling Conspiracy and saying that you were screwed everytime you lose. Damn it Raven, you lost. Just get it through your head. You lost many matches here. I admit they were against great wrestlers. But in your matches, you lost against champions. Wednesday night, if you win you will have the chance to be the European title. I do admit though that both of us are GWL Champions or have been before in the GWL. But you wonder why I call myself the "Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend?" Well I didn't get that name from just bragging about it.

Drako: So him how you got that name Link. This is great for the Cursive fans.

Da Link: Raven, I didn't earn this name "Da Man, Myth and Legend" just for being a gimmick. Oh no. I have been trained by the best in the field of Hardcore Brutality. You are nothing more than a pink-belly rick hobie looking for a chance to make it big in the World. I, myself didn't always depend on the world to boost up my confidence. While you were going on and on talking about how much money you were going to earn while doing taxes, I had to worry about how much money I could make before getting caught. Raven, put this image in your head. I want you to image a lonely child aged 16 years old getting abandon by his parents because they are afraid to live with them looking for a place to stay. Could he come up to your door? No, he couldn't. A rich snob like yourself never would have enough class to open the door on the poor fellow, but Raven, just like that little kid, this Wednesday night you are going to be put out in a world all by yourself. Now you think that you can hang and that you are tough and shit, but come on now, come on now really Raven, you bitch and complain about everything. So just bring it to the plate... I've be here wating for seconds.

You say that I don't deserve no gold here in the GWL? What the hell is the matter with you son? Have you failed to realize that I have damn near destroyed everyone that was thrown towards me. Now Raven have you ever did that. Have you ever made a grown man get down to his knees and beg for mercy? Raven, you haven't did those things before and your career and you wonder why in the hell I'm in this match going for the World Title.

~ Da Link then lends back on the wall and take a puff on his blunt which is now fading away quicker than air in a two door 1965 Ford Pinto. Da Link says some more shit to Drako, none important enough to pronounce here. When Drako says he'll be back, Da Link continues to go smoking... He starts walking and this time he is met by a guy in an old dirty rag coat, a scarf and a set on ear muffins with only one ear covered. The guy extends his arm out and Da Link gives him some dap. Da Link then goes back to put the Blunt in his mouth when the man pulled the blunt out. Da Link looked at him with the World Famous. "What the Fuck" look. Da Link then reached to see who that was, but before he could, he kneed Link in the stomach and ran. Da Link falls to one knee and watches him fall then, runs after him.. The man runs into the SPERC building. Da Link runs in after him and sees that the room is filled with lots of people.. It's filled with Crackheads, Dopefiends, and more. But on the back role, It's like a Wrestling Weed Reunion... We see Dopefiendz, and NeO there chilling in the back relaxing while the people in the front talk about their convictions.. The man inside who took the blunt away finally turns back to Link and says this....

How were you going to smoke this without giving me a hit? I want some of that good shit myself.

Da Link: Damn man... I know who you are. You are NeO!!

NeO: Alive in the flesh man. I been away for a while, but I'm retired.. I'm only here because of Dopefiendz.

Da Link: I want to get a hit of that shit too. But don't worry, I got the papers. I got lots of them.

Drake Ruhwen: Forget these fools Da Link. DopeFiendz wants to know how everything been and how you're going to handle the Cursive business this Wednesday night against Raven?

Da Link: Well, I'm going to do more than handle our business. I got something to set for Raven also. Raven likes to talk about the careers he ended and about the titles he won. Well I congratulate you on all of your credits. But you fail to understand that no one can take Da Link out of the GWL. Raven, I know that you say that you fill lefted out do you. You are lefted out because quite frankly, you don;t have what it takes anymore. I mentioned it Sunday and you took it as a joke. Then I mentioned that I respected you and only few men outside of the Curse get the respect and you throw it away like as if I was your wife. Well Raven, I'm not your wife. I'm not trash. I'm not some shit that you can throw out in the middle of the street and just hope that no one steps on tope of me. I'm Da Link damn it. You talk likes of more shit. But I don't know which is bigger, your ego or lump on your head. Come this Wednesday night, it can be a new beginning, it can be a great new day, but Raven is going to fill the pain as I dish it out to him. You see me without my steel pipe, because I don't need it all the time. I won't even need it for the PPV coming up. You can mistake me for a rookie all you want. Well Raven, the old ass legend, like I mentioned before, I was way far from being a rookie here. When I came here, I was on a winning streak. I'm still on a winning streak. Check my books Raven!!!

Drake Ruhwen: Well, that ain't all Link. Drake Ruhwen would like to congratulate you for holding the fort, holding the foundation for The Curse in the GWL.

NeO: Forget all that.. I want to get wasted.. (laughing) Roll that junt up for me.

~ NeO, Dopefiendz, Drake Ruhwen and Da Link go to lay back in the chairs... Suddenly Da Link walk back to the radio and turns it on. Suddenly, "Because I Got High" blared on the radio and Da Link go back to their activites... get some papers, open the bag of weed, grabbing the Swiser Sweet, flipping the blade and slicing the blunt straight through the middle, take out the tobacco, put in the weed, Roll it back and get it a little damp, grab the lighter and light it up.... Then there you go. That's the normal daily exercise for most of the weedsmokers. After about thirty minutes... We go back to the scene.

NeO: I was going to Sunday School, until I got high.

Dopefiendz: I was going to come to GWL, until I got high.

Da Link: I was thinking about joining XwO and I know why?

All and Drako: Because We got high, Because we got high, Because he got high!!

Da Link: (laughing) Hey little man, when did you get here? Hey get me off that camera.

Drake Ruhwen: Oh him, that's none other than the Curse very own cameraman Drako. I guess Playtime is over... it's finally time to get back to the basics.. Drako you are the man, do the job..

Draco: Well Da Link, I was just going over promo from yesterday... I noticed that he mentioned this. He mentioned that you stated you were the best and who told you that you were the best and all of that chit- chat. What do you have to say about that?

Da Link: Oh so Raven want to know why I stated I was the best? Well, Hell I am. It's no lie Raven. I didn't pay people to lie down and lose to me. Hell I got more diginity. I didn't sucker my way out of things so that I couldn't wrestle the champion, or someone of how can I say this, higher talent that you. Raven, you suck man and you know this is true. I mean hell 2/4 of the people in the group already want to be beat the shit out of you and leave the Impact Players. Oops, I guess I shouldn't have told you that should I? You see mistakes happen in life and from each mystake you will learn from it. So this Wednesday Raven, you will learn not to mess with the best that the GWL has to offer. You think I'm riding on a high ego. You think I'm crazy. You think I'm a damn fool? Well you got the shit wrong Raven. I'm not crazy or a damn fool, I'm a Crazy damn Fool! I'm a crazy damn fool for evening being in the ring against you, knowing that you are washed up and is not able to back up your words. I'm a crazy damn fool for even thinking that you can defeat me. I'm not saying that it can't be done but with the size of your ego running into this match you are going to lose more that your World Title, you are going to lose your life to this sport. You are going to get ran out of the GWL, and it's going to be by me. You think you're the Great one in the GWL. Well after Wednesday night you are going to be the Sad one! Well Guys.. It was great to see you guys up here...

NeO: Oh, no shit... Thank you Link.. I never had this much fun... I'm wasted!!

Da Link: Well you see, NeO, that was good but it ain't shit compared to the 3rd Earth Weed. You talk about lovely... (hums Afroman "Because I got high")

~ The scene ends with Da Link and Drako sneaking out the front doors while NeO, Dopefiendz and Drake Ruhwen laying in the back. Drako has somehow found out how to get in the building and the hours of it's opening and closing. Well what will happen in the third and last episode of this saga quest... See tomorrow in "Save the Best for Last" Till then later...

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