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:~: What happened to the man known as Goldie? Goldie was last seen at the OCW arena, the night after the fatal January night. Goldie had left the arena and was out to find out his inter-self. And he was also looking for that one missing ingredient that would make him the superstar he was during the early part of 2000. So, how have the once "ExTreMe Messiah" been able to survive on the mean streets of Chicago, Illinois? He did it the only way that he could think of and that is by entering into toughman contests.
By entering these toughman contests, he once again tried to earn a repetition as one of the meanest guys on the face of the planet. He joined a street-fight organization known as the FWW, and he instantly became the FWW World Hardcore Champion. Only participating in seven events, he won five of the seven and the other two came in a tag match and finally the match that caused him his Hardcore Championship. After this, he was soon banned from the organzation due to rude and cruel behavior.
Now, the rude, and disrutional Goldie has went back to the one man that he knows that will give him a chance back at stardom. That man was President Dean. President Dean was the man who gave Goldie the first meal ticket to survive for him and his family during the rough days, and now the great legend that Deano is, he have given Goldie another shot at stardom and the World Heavyweight Championship that he so desire.
So, the first show that Goldie must showcase his talents on is the show known as RPW Razor and his opponent is one of his old stable mate in the old OCW known as "Pornstar" Pete Parker. Together, the two of them wrestle as against and with X-plict Carnage. In their old rival, they were a strong union and against each other, they gave the fans something that they can remember. So, as we revisited the past with these two superstars, what crazy tactics will happen with these two superstars..
:~: Things change.... Just like the past, just like the wind. The last time we seen Goldie, he was in a distant graveyard, and he was walking along and was viewing the tombstones of all our fallen soldiers. As he walked over, we see OCW's tombstone, followed by FWW's Tombstone. Goldie finally walks over towards another tombstone and it has a blank name over over the tombstone but the date on the tombstone states 1975-2002. Goldie looks at this and he quickly throws his hand on top of the tombstone and he lays his head, resting on the top edge of the tombstone.
Goldie: Dear, Lord, I have done it. I have advanced to the point of greatness. I have seen the burning walls of hell. I went to hell and I paid my dues to society. I am on my way back to the pits of where I earned my living... I am walking back to the great Deano. Deano, is a man that I know I can put some of my faith in. He has been a good business man to me in the past, and I haven't had the success that I had in the OCW. So, when I was flipping through the channels the other day, I seen Dean walk out on the RPW network, I knew then that it was my time to come here. Where there's tragedy, I am here to bring it. I am going to bring it to the people who want to knock the boots with the best here in the business. Monday night, I will go to the RPW arena and I will give a grand spectacle as I walk in and battle with my old arch rival, "Pornstar" Pete Parker.
As people like to make fun of the superstars... It's going to be Goldie-locks versus a retired Pornstar? HAH! It's funny ain't it? It's hilarious. But don't think about seeing the little "adult star" continuing to roll on without hitting the Goldstrike. Although, I don't like to attack men who work for the government due to past with the law, I will have to take a risk here in a match against him. That's true, Pete Parker is a man that work for the government. He works so that the old men can whack off after a hard day of being on the job. But, to cut all bull-shit apart, this is a hard and intense test against Pete for my first match in one year in the business.
:~: Our scene opens today on the Windy streets of Chicago, Illonis. Our cameras open and we see lots of buildings. These are not the regular sized buildings, these are skyscrappers and the height is tremendous. We see a stretch Hummer Limo pull up outside one of the building. We then hear a scream where it is non other than people who were waundering around the block shopping in different stores are now running up and down the hot streat over towards the Hummer. The door opens and we see a sky-blue carpet roll out and rolls out to the door. We then see a couple of men followed by cameras, recording the response of the crowd. We finally see Goldie. Goldie looks at the people and smell the air and starts to talk.
Goldie: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am honored to be out in Chicago, Illonis. You know, I spent most of my time getting tough and surviving on these back streets. I got to let you know though that I'm not here to cut a professional promo. Actually to tell you the truth, I'm here to get a job. I'm broke, Goldie can't give away enough money to surive. But I need not to be worried because "Wrestling" will always be my sport. But, then again, it ain't. I also like streetball. But, that's nothing, I came here for a certain reason. Instead of other claiming that they want to be the World Champion, the World Title is not in the mind of the "ExtrEme Messiah". It will eventually happen in a little while. I want this federation's Hardcore title. Why you ask? Because the Hardcore title is my title and it's my division. TO me, that is my World Title and I am going to get there.
Just like my opponent this week is an OCW Hall of Famer just like myself. Pete Parker have something in common. That is that we both like to be winners. We both like the finer things in life and we both like to win titles. I have to give it to Pete though, because Pete became the RPW World Tag Team Champion by himself. But, if Pete have one flaw that flaw have to be that he is only a tag team wrestler. Other than that, he is easily vunadable to any attack. Pete, you might like to come down and give flowers to the ladies and try to feel on the men in the ring when you wrestle. Well, Goldie is not only going to prevent you from touching me in the ring, you won't last in the ring because I am going to knock you out with a swift side-kick before you can even know it. The Gold-Strike has landed and it is coming to a town near you, and the Strike elimantes everyone in sight.
:~: Goldie then leaves the fans and then he walks into the building and he looks on the side of the walls.. There are all signs of caution and then Goldie tells the cameras to wait inside the limo and the cameras wait inside the limo just moments before taking off into the east. Goldie then turns around and automatically bumps into an information desk. Drake steos back a little bit, holding his chest and then he looks up and he is eye-to-eye with the clerk. She is a normal size 5'4 woman, with red hair, big tits, and a nice size round ass. Goldie then start to rub his hand down his chin as the woman leans over towards the window and starts to speak.
Woman: How, may I help you?
Goldie: I wonder are you people hiring here at the law firm?
Woman: Yes, he do have applications. Whould you like one?
Goldie: Yes please. How is the pay here?
Woman: Here you go. The pay you ask? Well the pay is ok, I mean you really don't get all the money until you have a case. But most of the time people get more money due to the most experience that they have in that field. You have any experience?
Goldie: Oh, no not really. I was just looking for a job to kill some time that I have when I'm not doing shows.
Woman: Shows? What are you a comedian? Are you a stripper, a model, a singer, one of those.. gangbangers?
Goldie: Oh no, I'm an entertainer. I'm a professional wrestler. I was just wondering if there was anyway I could get a job here.
Woman: Well I'm sorry sir, but the only thing I can tell you is that you probably can get hired at McDonalds. Their starting pay is 6.00 an hour. You can make pretty good there. It won't be much but think about it, you're be in air condictioned buildings and you can see diffrent people everyday. Well thank you for your time sir, I'm sorry we couldn't get business.. NEXT!!
:~: Goldie takes his application and then he rips it up in front of the woman face. The woman, who at first liked Goldie now turned her face and was so angry, she closed her post down in front of the next person. Goldie then walks in the backroom of the building and there are people smoking in there. Goldie walks around and he asks one of the people in there for cigaratte. But then Goldie remembered that Cigarattes caused cancer and thus Goldie reached in his back pocket and pulled out a box. In the box was a pre-made blunt. Goldie asked one of the smokers for a light and after getting the light, he smoked for a little bit and then looked out the window and then spoke.
Goldie: OH, what a life. A man, can't even get a decent job at a law firm now-a-days. But it don't matter, if I win my debut match, then I know that the RPW would be giving me more money than I need at the amount of time. The only thing I have to do for them is go into the arena, beat people asses, win matches, advance in tournaments and then I am known as as international superstar. But now I must go back to my roots and now attack my opponent with some more harsh statements that I have been known for doing over the years....
So what do I think of this Pornstar character? Well, Pornstar is just like a character in a comic book. I have studied his moves in the ring and I have well balanced his style at wrestling. In his promos he mentions his opponents as he is always having sex with one of his dirty ass whores. Well, I turned on my television and I didn't know if Pete was feeling on the tits of a woman or a gorilla. It was pathetic. Then you wonder why your book won't be a best seller. IT's because you are played out. I mean how can you keep the same gimmick for so long without it being played out? But I have to give you your props, you know how to get the out of shape women and their perverted men to watch you. Hell, I am not gay but I am going to say something that many people have no balls to tell you and that's you're not sexy, you're not a pornstar, you're out of shape, raggley, and you couldn't heat up a firecracker.
Speaking of Firecrackers, it's coming close to the Fouth of July, I think I should enjoy my youth and purshace me some fireworks. Pete, what is your favorite firecracker? The Goldstrike? Well, if not, it will be this Monday. But, Pete, I will give you respect for your wrestling ability. Pete is not to be taken lightly. Actually, he's a tough ass competior. As a tag team competior, he's defeated the Lords of Pain, a tag team that would be in OCW Tag Team HOF. He defeated Perfectly Marvelous, the greatest Tag team. But as a singles competitor, He's defeated hall of Famer, Josh Allen. He defeated......., well, I can only think of one. So, Pete like I said, I have defeated damn near everyone that came in the OCW that was there during my existence.
Do I shit talk a lot Pete? I know, that is what made me great like I am today. You? What is your reason? Well, Razor will be my stage to shine. Your time for shining is over. This is my grand entrance back to what I love and that is fighting. I love fighting in the sport and a good fight is all that I ask for in the end of the day.
:~: Just then, we hear the slamming of doors, and Goldie turns around and we see that he is looking at the ground. The ground shows a reflection of a shadow that looks like it's a man, heavily built, and he walks towards Goldie and he looks at Goldie will his evil, red-hot eyes...
Man: Are you Goldie?
Goldie: Yea. That's me. Who want to know?
Man: Alright. So I heard that you wanted to get a job or something like that right? But don't worry little guy, I got a friend of mine, who will hook you up. You can see him in about 30 minutes. So, don't cry.. You're get your damn job.
Goldie: Trying to punk me out?! Oh.. the Job! Thanks.. Hey, before you leave, what's your name?
Man: The name's Tonio, but you can call me Brick-House.
Goldie: Brickhouse? Are you serious? As in the song? You're not a 24-36-24. You're more like a 56-39-19. Fat ass!
Man: Mr. Funny man, eh? You think you're so tough that you don't have to worry about what you say towards me? You think I'm some type of coward or something? Mr. Jenning will have your head for a comment like that. So come on, chill out, watch television and over level yourself before the meating later today.
:~: Brick-House stops and he turns around and the harsh look that appeared on his face, stopped even the toughest man in the building from talking out loud, or smoking that extra cigarette. Brick-House walks up to one of the men in the far right corner of the building and he sees that the man is taking the wrapping off of his sandwich. Brick-House, now standing by him, taps his finger into the shoulder complex of the man and the man drops the sandwich out of his hand back into the box in which it came out of. Brick-House asked if the man wanted his food, the man said yeah and Brick-House grabbed the sandwich from him, and threw him into the wall! So, he was feared.. He leaves and we now see Goldie as Goldie looks to be losing everything. Goldie looks at his watch and he decides that it is now time for him to leave.
Goldie: There is no use of me staying here, not getting a job when I have a chance to participate in training before my next big-time match against Petey Parker. Why should I train for Pete Parker? Have I proven myself to be verbally unable to be fortunate to lose in a match lately? Or maybe I shouldn't ask myself that... My mind is playing tricks on me. As of now, Petey Parker is playing a game with me. He knows that I am capable of easly defeating him, but yet he refuses to speak, mumble, spit, cry, or shout out Goldie's name. It's nothing personal, just business. Once, I leave here, I am going to travel in one of my cars, and go up to Minnesota.. Watch me some Hooters, drink a couple of beers, crack a little skulls, and what is this....
:~: Suddenly Goldie looks down to the ground and what appears there is an old black wallet. The wallet looks to be ragedy, torn and had a odor too it. The odor wasn't bad, it was the odor of money. Goldie looked around but seen that the other people in the place, either left or kept walking in the room. Goldie lifts up the wallet and he stares at it. He see's that it's kinda big, so he puts it in his hand. He opens it up but he sees nothing. But a little piece of paper. He grabs the paper and drops the wallet on the ground. Goldie then opens the letter up to show some numbers. It's six set of numbers that are connected by dashes. Goldie notices this and he starts to smile evily...
Goldie: This is a lottery ticket. I wonder why do people always go for these contests? The people that sponser them are always giving the contest to them Mexicans. But that's ok.. I hope ot win something on this. Speaking of lottery... It's going to be a sick lottery that Pornstar will have to endure. He would have to endure over 20 minutes of pain against me. He has to fight for his life in a match that will very likely be his last one. He has to battle a man that's dangerous, a man that's on a mission, a man that's ready for anything. I'm on my last nail here in the wrestling business. The Supreme Court gave me one final warning and they mentioned that if I was to lose my temper in here and do anything arupt, I'll lose my privilege to wrestle in the United States and I would be banned from all promotions. But then again, everyone knew that, so I am going to make it as well and far as I can. Only God Himself knows when it's too late to me to continue. But for Petey Parker I guess that he pissed off one of the presidents if not both, or someone in the back. Petey is in my hands, and for his sake, he better hope that I am nice Sunday night, and not on a misson to seek and destroy. So, "Pornstar" Petey Parker like to be on missions, and write his daily journal writing's, so note down July 2, 2003, for the physical end of a career of the artist known as "Pornstar" Pete Parker.
:~: Just the, one of the people turned a local television show and saw that a drawing is being held out. Goldie looks at his ticket and he read along with the numbers that are being told. Suddenly the award for having the right number flashes across the scream and we hear someone say "I got it!" That person is Goldie!! Goldie stands up and start to dance, before getting kicked out of the place. So, Goldie might finally have things looking good for him. You know what would have been even better? Well if you day that you do have something that's better, than let me know because I don't... Until tomorrow ladies and germs.