Okay, so...this is me. Yeah, my name is Jess(alyn) Goodman, some call me jess, others dont, not a big deal.
So, what exactly do you want to know about me? There are the basics, of course. Such as,

Born: March 25
Astrology sign: Aries (THE FIERCE RAM!!)
School: Lakota Freshman School
Height:5'8 (Yes, really. I am not lying.)
Eyes and Hair: Brown (a regular plain jane here. Farmer Jane to those whose name is Nikki. Well, just about everyone knows I'm a hillbilly...so why not?
Music: Most definitly country. And yes, I do like other music too, just about anything that doesn't fall under rap. Right now, I'm listening to George Strait/Alan Jackson, the song called, "Who Killed Country Music." It's pretty funny...for those that know what they are talking about. I can garuntee none of you know who "the Possum" is.
Any other questions? Just ask...email me if you are THAT bored.

Okay, okay. I absolutly, beyond any doubt in anybody's mind, HATE Agnes. Agnes the comic strip, that is. By Tony Cochran. And you might be wondering, just how it is that I have her comic on this page. Well, see, you've got to understand. I can never make up my mind just what I want to be when I get older. Let's see, I've changed my mind so many times, I am going to get "whiplash" as Agnes' friend suggests (who the hell knows what her name is? I dont read it enough to know or care enough to commit it to memory.) Hmmm as I remember it, I've gone to the point to say, um, editor, criminal investigator, personell for the FBI, cartoonist, syndicated columnist (thanks to the idea ms angus gave me, which died quickly), and countless otherS. Right now? I've got a right mind to become one of those people that become obsessed with an actor or actres and head their fan club and spend my days worshipping a shrine in the middle of my cardboard-box of a living room. *WATCH OUT JAMES WATERSTON AND FORBES MARCH!!!*

What's up with the Olive Oyl picture? I was surfin the web and when I had come across this website known as Pastor Steve's Popeye. This guy is beyond psycho. If you look around long enough, you run into this one page called "Olive Oyl's Life and Love" and it goes into things that are like, "why guys have never been able to keep olive" "how many other guys has olive kissed" i mean, its just plain wrong. *make a mental note, jess. get ideas for C&H.* either way, I still have to get the pictures for the holiday page. :-D