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Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Just one, so long as a roadie gets the
ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him. |
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Q: What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
A: Put a sheet of music in front of him. |
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Q: How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A: You can tell it's coming, but you can't do
anything about it. |
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| Did you
hear about the guitarist who was going to a gig and locked his
keys in the car? It took him two hours to get the drummer out.... |
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| Q: How
can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A: He doesn't know when to come in. |
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| Q: How
can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up. |
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Q: What do you call someone who hangs around
with musicians?
A: A drummer. |
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A man walks into a shop and says to the shop
assistant: "excuse me, I'd like to buy a guitar pick, and
some strings."
The shop assistant looks uncomprehendingly at
his customer, and says "pardon?"
"I'd like a guitar pick please, and some
strings."
The shop assistant thinks on this for a while,
and then turns to his customer and says "you're a drummer
aren't you?"
"Yeah! How did you know man?"
"This is a fish and chip shop." |
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Q: Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash
of their car?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot. |
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Q: How can you make a drummer slow down?
A: Put a sheet of music in front of him |
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Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished
high school?
Me either. |
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| Q: How
many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They have a machine to do that now. |
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| If a
dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and the Easter
Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with
bad time were standing in the corners, who would get the money?
The drummer with bad time since the other three don't exist. |
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What do Ginger Baker and coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream
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