1. No games.

Lies. With windows you have to BUY game commercially, most Mac games are freeware or shareware.

2. You cant change the wallpaper.

What? you did that in windows? is that possible?I'm suprized it didnt make headline news.

3. Slow CD rom drives.

You just have to eject a CD in wintel and it asks you to replace the disk. Annoying if you are trying to browse games.

4. Powerbooks catch fire

Did i tell you IBM thinkpads make great grillpans?

5. You buy a G3, the next day they release G4 you cant upgrade.

You dumbass, get a tech around.

6. They make $hit bissiness machines

Windows has a use by date chip that corrupts data after 3 years.Macs dont.

7. They look boring.

Hmmm. Good point.but i dont want a horrid Beige box in my flat.

8. The mac parts are costly.

Why do you think Thier expensive? Maybe they might be reliable...

9. The macs themselves are costly.

I agree. But i would prefer a 9inch 1984 mac than a bloody big loud fan using cheapo box that sits on a table.

10. Graphic quality is poor

They were designed for grahic use. not for a crap 265 colours.

11. No eject button for floppy drives.

Excuse me, do you live in 1995 here? floppys are old.