Colin Hans Williams

Im Colin and i'm 16. I'm in the last year of GCSE's. Don't expect me to say anything amazing that'll go down in history. I didn't really want to do a homepage for the school cus I hate Witchcastle. I think our parents should teach us and not get jobs cus it's stupid.
I like wrestling and I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I like The Crow. Brandon Lee was one cool dude, and I think he died in a cool way.
I like watching horror flicks, especially crappy horror like my favourates are Nightbreed which is by Clive Barker, and Night Of The Living Dead I and III. They are just brilliant.
The worst would have to be Mind Ripper and something called The Grim. I can't believe those films even got funded!
I want to get an outfit like what Brandon Lee wore in The Crow. I got the Jacket but not the leather pants as I reckon i'd probably just look like a pooof.
I hate the photo they used of me. I have a huge nose and it looks stupid.
I like heavy metal music, I think Aerosmith, Metallica and Nirvana rock. And I am just dying to see Alice Cooper in concert! Oh yes. I am totally Wayne of Wayne's World hahahha.
My hobbies include playing the guitar in my band "Alice Cooper Tribute", going to gigs and raves, poety (yeah right hahahah) and pissing off Zoya cus she's stupid. I dunno why so many guys fancy her, she smells and has a stupid voice.
I think that when i'm older i'm gonna be a porn star so i can have sex with loads of sexy girls and have loads and loads of money for a short career doing what i love most.
HA HA HA
dont email me cus i don't like the internet it sux.
I hang around with Ruy Sherloch and Kiyon Broccolli. We KICK AZZ!

Midi featured:"HEY MAN NICE SHOT" (Cable Guy) Midi performed by Katz and Yates 2001

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