Okay let's get it over and done with, yes I know I look like Natalie Portman and no we're not related okay? Glad taht's over and done with. I'm a singer and I like to sing pop songs like Britney Spears stuff and Christina Agugy---whatever her name is. I like American pop music i'ts cute and not as corny as all this steps and S Club 7 hype and what the hell is wrong with H's hair in S Club? He's trying to look like that mong Hannah isn't he? EURGH! People say i'm an extremly sarcastic cow and can be a bit bitchy but it's more interesting I think. It's boring just standing there nodding your head when someone speaks, if they say something stupid- TAKE THE PISS! It's more fun and also proves that you was listening. See......? aha. I also don't give a damn if you think i'm fat cus I am very happy the way I am and men don't seem to mind. I work at Miss Selfridges and when I stand at the dressingroom it's the size 12-14 women who leave boyfriends waiting at the door and skinny bintz that go in with their girly friends or on their own. Men might like a skinny girl for a bit but a woman with curves etc is worth more as a wife. Child bearing hips and a full figure shows healthiness and a good breeder.HA HA HA. Anyways enough of that cus I have alot of friends who are skinny and I think they're great, but they are naturally skinny not anorexic and alot of them are dancers too. I am happy being curvy it's gives men something to hold onto and my bloke Max Don loves it! YEAHHHHHHH!
My nickname is Kissy and i think it's cus people can't be bothered to say Kirsten then again isn't Kirsty short for Kirsten? Who knows....
Midi featured:"I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE" (Christina Aguleira) Midi performed by Katz and Yates 2001 Piano played by Nina Robin
