WARNING: This is a slash story, which means it contains male/male erotic content involving consenting adults. If you're not of legal age or are offended by such material, please go find something else to read.  TITLE: An Ode to Gilderoy BY: Cel EMAIL: sibeliussnape@yahoo.fr PAIRING: Snape/Lockhart CATEGORY: Humor/Parody SUMMARY: A Snape/Lockhart slash poem. DISCLAIMER: All Harry Potter related characters and concepts are copyrighted by JKR and Warner Brothers; this is for non-profit, entertainment purposes only.   Oh Gilderoy, that Gilderoy, He's such a lovely toy But quite dense too, the silly foppish boy. Of this there is no doubt, He's always after Severus, A scowling, greasy lout. Said Gilderoy, that frown I shall erase! A box of sweets, a deep red rose, I'm off to Sevvie's place! Back up the stairs, he's down and out I'll have none of these affairs Said Severus, though Gilderoy did pout. Said Gilderoy, I'll wear my cloak of lilac lace I'm dashing, yes oh boy, I'll put a smile to Sevvie's face! Oh Gilderoy, dear Gilderoy Did you never notice Sevvie likes Malfoy? Give up, you're done, you stupid, stupid boy.   :: HOME:: BY AUTHOR :: BY PAIRING :: LINKS :: LINK TO US :: SSF UPDATE LIST :: VISIT OTHER SSF SHIPS ::