WARNING: This is a slash story, which means it contains male/male erotic content involving consenting adults. If you're not of legal age or are offended by such material, please go find something else to read.  TITLE: Sonnet BY: Lyle EMAIL: Sstitches69@aol.com PAIRING: Snape/Lockhart CATEGORY: Humor/Parody SUMMARY: A Snape/Lockhart slash sonnet. DISCLAIMER: All Harry Potter related characters and concepts are copyrighted by JKR and Warner Brothers; this is for non-profit, entertainment purposes only.   A man named Gilderoy looked for some fun-- He sought another man who wanted men. On seeing Severus, he thought, "He's one!" And climbed upon his lap to play, and then, Ungrateful bastard shoved him of his lap While yelling curses colorful and crude. The hook-nosed man departed with a slap Resounding on the skin of the man nude Who chased him to his room and begged for sex And said "You should be proud I'll look at you! When most would rather take their wand and hex, With you I'll spend the night and morning too. You really need not act like such a pill-- I'll service you if only you'll stay still.   :: HOME:: BY AUTHOR :: BY PAIRING :: LINKS :: LINK TO US :: SSF UPDATE LIST :: VISIT OTHER SSF SHIPS ::