WARNING: This is a slash story, which means it contains male/male erotic content involving consenting adults. If you're not of legal age or are offended by such material, please go find something else to read.

TITLE: Another Sonnet
BY: Lyle
EMAIL: Sstitches69@aol.com
PAIRING: Snape/Lockhart
CATEGORY: Humor/Parody
SUMMARY: A Snape/Lockhart slash sonnet.
DISCLAIMER: All Harry Potter related characters and concepts are copyrighted by JKR and Warner Brothers; this is for non-profit, entertainment purposes only.

"You dirty blond fop, disappear from view,
Or I will wear your guts around my neck!
I'd rather fuck with Voldemort than you,
And I will slam your face into the deck
Should you attempt again to touch my skin.
You don't deserve to even suck my toe!
The ice you're walking on is mighty thin,
In fact your only chance for life is---GO!
If by the count of ten you are not gone,
I'll reopen my eyes and smash your face
So all your pretty teeth fall on my lawn.
You think you're good; that's simply not the case.
Goodbye, enjoy your ticket straight to hell,
While I go wash to rid me of your smell."

 

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